Thursday, 26 February 2009

So very troll.....

This morning I have risen at dawn, as I have done ever since I accepted Old Holborn's invitation to be a guest author, and started the daily task of removing from my moderation file the overnight turds laid there by a foul mouthed ranter, quoting excerpts from my posts on Old Holborn who is incensed by my temerity in imagining I can -quote- 'play with the big boys, sonny'.


My crimes are, apparently, in descending order, not being a professional writer, being an 'upstart', poking my nose in where its not wanted, and failing to understand that if I don't stop, 'all' will be revealed. 'All' has never been defined.


In between these little bons mots, there have been several attempts to access the server of my own site, by one of the many IP addresses used by my troll, and a spoof site set up lampooning my own posters.


I have no idea if others who author on here are similarly afflicted, if they are, they must deal with it in their own way. I only know that I am bored witless by it.


I had imagined that Libertarianism was a broad church, inhabited by all who wish to see this totalitarian government brought to account, who wished to see personal freedom and personal responsibility reinstated. One would imagine that there was enough work to do on that front to keep any number of idle hands busy, but not all apparently.


Now I could understand if my assailant was arguing with my politics, that is his right and I uphold it - but the attacks are quite specific in that his objection is to my appearing on Old Holborn's site, and my writing style. As such, he is welcome to 'win' the argument, and I am asking Old Holborn to remove my name from his list of links and guest authors. I am sure that some will say I should 'stay and fight my ground' - my answer to that is that my time is too valuable, and what time I have I would prefer to spend fighting this monstrous Government, not petty bruised egos.


Anybody who wants to read what I have to say knows where to find me, regrettably I have been forced to put comment moderation permanently on my site to prevent this little twat from ruining the very happy atmosphere on there for my own band of posters, but my site will continue to lampoon this Government, and will probably continue to do so with many a misplaced apostrophe, for I am a blogger, not a frustrated professional writer.



OH Update: A quick call to the charming Anna reveals that somebodey wants her voice silenced. Sorry, won't work.


Remember, Remember


Creedy: [desperately shooting at the approaching V] Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?


V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.


39 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I'm sure the government employ trolls to do just what you describe. That's the kind of low life they are.

Rightwinggit said...

Report the IP to his ISP, they'll throw him off.

Dungeekin said...

Sorry to hear that.

However, it's reminded me to do something I've meant to do for some time - and add your site to my feed.

D

Anonymous said...

Yours in the struggle

Class War

myqui said...

Sorry to hear that. I will make it my mission to read your blog daily.

Fuck the fucking fuckers ect ect.

defender said...

so, the first attack on your sensabilities send you cowering home.
Yes I agree with you, go home if you wont defend your corner, have a good cry and write a cook book or something easier.
FFS, wimpish or wot. Clearly no balls or spine.
OH, if thats the strength of your guest authors you are here.

http://sn107w.snt107.mail.live.com/mail/InboxLight.aspx?ReadMessageId=69d34086-fb0e-4784-8a44-d1347e2242e7&n=1218639326

Old Holborn said...

I have absolutely no idea what this is about.

I will investigate

The Penguin said...

Bring them on.
Please!

The Penguin

Prodicus said...

Just added you to my feed reader and blogged in support. Hey, troll. If you're reading this... no, tsk, I almost forgot the rule. DFTT.

Dungeekin said...

@Prodicus:

Oh, I don't know...I know the general rule is DFTT, but I've always treated it more as a guideline.

Trolls are sometimes fun, if only because shredding them is so deeply enjoyable....

D

Shirking From Home said...

They don't like it up 'em. Fucking turd low-lifes.

Shirking From Home said...

I meant to add Anna that I enjoy your posts.

Henry Crun said...

OH, if it's a "visit" that's required, I am well schooled in the ways of Doug and Dinsdale Piranha.

Dick the Prick said...

Don't let the buggers get you down buddy.

Dungeekin said...

HenryCrun, look behind you....it's Spiny Norman...

D

Ampers said...

I think, under the new laws, this constitutes as "stalking" and carries a prison sentence.

Ampers.

Anonymous said...

I think all you'd need to do Anna is publish some details of whoever's harassing you.

K. McEgan. said...

Troll scum infest various sites.Cyber stalkers too.

JD said...

This is a measure of your success, and quality writing - a classic case of 'hatred of the good for being good'. A good person such as yourself cannot be knocked down by whatever coward is sniping at you from his or her hiding place. More power to you and your blogging, and I agree with Ampers that this is now definable as stalking, and your low-life assailant, once identified, can be prosecuted. I doubt, however, that you will want to spend your valuable time doing that. Just keep writing, and those of us with the intelligence to read will continue to appreciate your words.

Anna Raccoon said...

Thank-you all for your kind words, much appreciated.

I shan't be silenced, my blog will continue. My other half is taking me away for a few days to appreciate the real world, and when I come back, it will be to continue my campaign to hold this dishonorable government to account.

I'm just removing myself from the firing line which is Old Holborn - not shutting up - perish the thought!

My other half has been trying to do that for 40 years and he is ten times the man this twat will ever be!

Troll Killer said...

Dont let the Trolls get you down.
Does anyone know who this scumbag is?

Goodnight Vienna said...

I'm really sorry to read this Anna, please keep contributing to OH as well as writing your own blog. Forget about the hassle and enjoy your long weekend.

Troll Killer asks a good question but it will need an IT geek to answer it - there must be lots who read this blog. It's time to rally round.

Rightwinggit said...

All you need is the IP address and time it was used to commit what is now a criminal offence.

This can be obtained from your server log.

To trace the IP, just use nwtools.com...type in the IP, click on "express", and then click on "submit"

Happy hunting!

Anonymous said...

You are added to my list to read daily. Do not let them win, report if necessary.

Guthrum said...

I shall add you to my list forthwith

max the impaler said...

You are now on my daily read.

The Penguin said...

I think it's an indication of how successful you are at irritating them.

I'm pleased to be able to report an outbreak at my place today!

Made me feel all warm and proud, and of course gave me the satisfaction of slapping them.

I could delete them, but I prefer to leave their bile there to fester in the sunshine of my approval. That's got to annoy them.

The Penguin

spark up said...

16:40

embarrassingly i have to agree with the penguin - it's definitely a case of 'you must be doing something right', dear.

why not leave the abuse up for everyone to admire, both on here and on your own blog?

the comments left on herr pinguin's site indicate that internet vagrant x does not like the guido fawkes site and wishes to discourage those who frequent it. vagrant x has also posted on guido fawkes and torn him off a few strips for homophobia and a variety of isms. vagrant x has also accused people of impersonating him.

i too harbour some wrath for the proprietors of the guido blog and no longer contribute, but would never dream of dissuading others from commenting there - as it is ca be a place of good discourse, depending upon the quality of the company.

my hypothesis, given that vagrant x casually drops mention of the guido fawkes blog into each and every rainbow-coloured retch, is that this is paul staines himself - conducting a malicious masquerade designed to attract attention to his own blog and intimidate defectors at one dastardly stroke. does a big boy like staines really need to resort to such dingy tactics?

oh well! all publicity is good publicity!

note to self: must leave some crackling flares amongst my own comments too (as i am ashamed to say i was calculatedly snubbed)...and a post or two wouldn't go amiss either!

spark up said...

...and yes anna raccoon, if vagrant x is staines, what is 'all'? and is the guido hitometer flagging? maybe staines is so keen to see an activity explosion that he would risk getting his collar felt? personally, i consider that involving the law would be a waste of time and prefer to let off steam on various blogs, including my own, but be in no doubt that 'all' would be very embarrassing for all of us spied-upons - we all have some dodgy corners in our lives, and who really wants their sex-lives publicized? and god only knows how high up this goes... i'm intrigued to know what 'all' means, of course - however, learning it privately would make me complicit and learning it in a firestorm of publicity would be just a bit too exciting for a boring little sod like me. so go on mr 'all', do your worst, if you must, and let's get it on. press the nuclear button. if that's what it takes to clear the air. i'm game. although, essentially, i'm only seeking accountability and trying to protect my interests. reckon the boyz would love this one - would keep them buzy for most of the next century. and think of the paperwork, and the overtime!

the dangers of so much private information in the hands of so few. are you up to it? we'll see.

freedom of speech is self-policing

spark up said...

staines' comments have been quiet recently...so what exactly has he been up to i wonder?

inspector anonymorse said...

ah the plot thickens louis, could 'anna raccoon' in fact be yet another alias for paul staines?

anonentitty said...

fuck we're all gonna be famous!!

fuck we're all gonna be famous!!

Old Holborn said...

could 'anna raccoon' in fact be yet another alias for paul staines?


I doubt it

I've shared a cab with Paul.

johnny morris said...

00:03

did you feel his tail and count the rings?

swinging tales said...

00:03

so did i once. he kept climbing up onto the headrests and then leaping across onto the parcel shelf in between crapping all over the upholstery. by the time we got to hackney he was making such an awful racket that the cabbie skidded to a halt and slung us out. didn't even ask for a tip. the little cunt then scampered off down a dark alley and i never saw him again. maybe a fox got him?

da soupavixen said...

i remember the occasion well enough...i was well peckish and found him rummaging in a trashbag. that fucking fluffy tail couldn't satisfy me so i bit the bugger on the arse, tasted like shit on toast and called it a night.

batty the badgerboy said...

yeah, could never fathom out why his tail was so wet and sticky. the mrs wasn't having any of it that night so i got him wedged on top of an old cannibalized dell dimension and rogered the fuck out of his arse till sunrise. he amused himself throughout by gnawing on the desecrated remants of the motherboard. memories oh memories. one to tell the grandcubs about. fucking sick man.

nurse mary seehole said...

02:09

explains an awful lot actually. i recall treating the poor dear at our vets the following day. he was brought in by some young children who had been under the mistaken impression that he was a cat and tied him to skateboard and sent him on a joyride down a rather long slide at the local playground. apparently they had it in mind to train him up for the next winter olympic ski-jumping competition, you see. they were only playing with him the little darlings and had been inspired by the film "cool runnings" or something. they'd even given him a special name..."tommy the torpedo" i think...anyhow he accounted for the other injuries by saying that he'd accidentally walked into an uncooked yam...backwards...about five hundred and sixty-one times...whilst sampling exotic veg down the neighborhood streetmarket. i always thought his story never rang quite true. tarrasss!!

don blamey esq said...

mary mother of jesus, i'll be suing the fucking lotta yous first thing in the fucking morning so i will. that's breach of confidence and unwarranted intrusion into the private life of a fucking national asshole that is. just see if i don't report the bunch of yous to the fucking rspc of a.

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