Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Reserve a Lamp Post

I shall be at Westminster on Monday 16th February taking photographs of Mr Creedy and thought it would be a good opportunity to reserve some valuable real estate on behalf of the people. So I will be reserving the best ten lamp posts outside Parliament for "future events"


If you would like to nominate that special member of the crazy 646, with a printable reason, I will endevour to make sure they have their correct place in the future of this once great country.

With photos of course. (there'll only be a few hundred pissed off professional photographers around, after all)



Suggestions in the comments please

PS. I'm now on twitter, whatever that means. As you can see, it's bags of fun. >>>>>>>>>>>>

37 comments:

The Penguin said...

Jacqui Smith, for crimes against credibility.

The Penguin

Screech said...

Jack Straw for crimes against spec-savers (shaking hands with foreign dictators)

Stuart said...

Can my labrador reserve the base of Hoon's lamppost for pissing on?

He's called "Ash".

The Penguin said...

Ed Balls for crimes against children.

The Penguin

The Penguin said...

Margaret Beckett for crimes against aesthetics.

The Penguin

Invicta said...

Lord Mandelson
For crimes against integrity

Cato said...

Quisling...oooops, Quentin Davies for base treachery.

Goodnight Vienna said...

Hazel Blears for crimes against self-respect.

Anna Raccoon said...

'Globotomy' Brown has to have his own lamp-post - the others can just double up.

Anonymous said...

Surely we wont be able to fit all of Gordons crimes on just one lamp post?

The Penguin said...

Breaking News!!!!

Tony Bliar actually got round to visiting Gaza on his Peace Envoy Mission, and Hamas militants have kidnapped him. They are demanding aranson of 10 billion US dollars, or they are threatening to burn him at the stake.

As there's a bit of a credit crunch, started in America, Wanki Moon has asked countries around the world to chip in.

The Czech Republic have offered some nice dry firewood, the Serbians have sent some firelighters, the Irish posted a box of Swan Vestas, and the Iraqi's are supplying as much petrol as it takes.

The Penguin

anonemo said...

This lamp post is one of

646

reserved for crimes of

TREASON THEFT TRUTH HONESTY COWARDICE IMMORALITY

Paul said...

Can I have Siôn Simon or Martin Salter please? Because I both hate the cunts. The reasons why are on the intermong for all to see.

Tory Poppins said...

Hazel Blears for crimes against Gingers!

Telly Tax Rebel said...

dennis skinner - the obnoxious cunt hasnt got the inteligence to commit any crimes but put him down for being a grade 1 prize wanker.

K. McEgan. said...

Partisans operate in this area. No quarter asked for or given.

mikey said...

I want one reserved for Harry Cohen Labour MP for Leyton & Wanstead . A pompous little shit with all the sense of entitlement that we have come to expect and loathe from Labour party lobby fodder. Harry once treated my mother to his particular line in condecension which I have never nor ever will forgive or forget. Fuck you Harry you cunt.

IUnknown said...

Dianne Abbott and Ruth Kelly: crimes of gross hypocrisy for sending their spawn to private schools

RavingMad said...

one for Denis McShane for crimes against literacy

Anonymous said...

Kerry McCarthy, for her cynical betrayal of the indiginous residents of Bristol.

Mitch said...

All of them one at a time then toss the bodies in the Thames.

Katabasis said...

David Blunkett for being a hypocritical, corrupt, law fornicator-spawner extraordinaire.

Anonymous said...

How about reserving some for acpo stasis, the ones who keep tabs on bloggers?

Shirking From Home said...

Are you still in the bog?

Stop Common Purpose said...

Don't forget a few lamp posts for Common Purpose. For corruption, deceit, fraud and treachery.

Anonymous said...

Tony Blair for being a cunt

Dick Puddlecote said...

Patricia Hewitt, Caroline Flint, clinically-obese Liam Donaldson, and Alan Johnson. For being dictatorial cunts.

Anonymous said...

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

William Wallace said...

All Scottish Labour MPs.

For treason ( to Scotland)

Anonymous said...

Ben Bradshaw for crimes against arseholes.

asterix le euroseptique said...

22:01

oh fuck off you roman cunt

european directive 666 said...

due to health and safety considerations really fat bastards will have to be secured to big ben

Anonymous said...

Kieth Vaz for having the front to head investigations whilst being a sniveling corrupt racist.

gordon boleyn said...

to pay due respect to my dignified status i elect to have the lampost rammed up my arsehole

Dave H said...

The lamposts across the river are all unique, aren't they? How apt.

Anonymous said...

"So I will be reserving the best ten lamp posts outside Parliament for "future events""

http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/02/nothing-to-hide-nothing-to-fear.html?showComment=1234199880000#c416331807018336944

So, its OK for you to carry out executions now is it OH (and don't fucking pretend that's not what you meant by 'future events') ?

You're a bit of a hypocritical cunt aren't you.

Anyway, enjoy your little fancy dress outing.

You cock-end.

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