Friday, 27 February 2009

Racist Coconuts

Just to put Derek (everyone is racist) Draper and Kerry McCarthy (Lab, Mogadishu East) on the spot, I thought I'd show everyone some good old fashioned multicuturalism and integration in Bristol Council.

Enjoy Shirley Brown (Lib Dem) calling Tory councillor Jay Jethwa a "coconut"*

*Brown on the outside, white in the middle

I'm sure they will be along shortly to tell us all that only white people are racists, eh?


it's either banned or compulsory said...

Yuk, I saw here over at Bristol Daves' place, the shouty lady. Do I have to listen to her again or can I go now ?

Coconut, US = Oreo ?

no longer anonymous said...

She can't even come up with a proper sentence.

Dazed and Confused said...

How the hell are these half wits councillors?
These cretins are part of the machinery that attempt to run our daily lives. no wonder the government find it so easy to use them as pawns.
It's time the Libertarian Party fielded candidates throughout the length and breadth of this Country, otherwise nothings ever gonna change for the better.

Lord Elvis of Paisley said...

I don't know where to start with that clip....I really don't. Was she pissed or stone (or both) when this was recorded? I completely forgetted what I...shame...and shame again...and shame again to you...

Fuck me, that was fucking rank.

Blackamoor's Head said...

Idi Amin was right to kick the Pakis out of Uganda in 72

Lawson Narse said...

That needs setting to music!
Not sure what it was about, but, errrr.... rock on Bristol?

Thats the ideal my loverr.

WV= raveri. Bob Marley would be proud.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

I bet the fat Nigga bitch wants that Mayoral bling.

Aardvark said...

This looks like Bristol's answer to London's Lee Jasper. Just another loud mouthpiece of the grasping ethnic minority. Makes you proud to be British.

man in the street said...

The stench of her faux outraged righteousness is overpowering.

Total coconut case. The only part worth having any sort of 'relationship' with is the white part.

She started it Miss!

(Did Jade time her move to the Hospice for the weekend press?)

Anonymous said...

Sky news "1 in 10 shops will close when the next quarterly rent bill comes in"

Sky news "1 in 5 shops may close by the end of the year" - Experian

Thanks Gordon, we're fucked!

I want to see you strung up you cunt. You, your party and parliament have failed the country. You should be hoping for decapitation as I understand it is 'quicker'. No chance you bastard.

Anonymous said...

Fucking fat bitch.

man in the street said...

o/t - Jade makes me proud to be British today.

Such dignity.

ranter said...

To be fair, the silly (unemployable in any other capcity) BME token quota driven woman did preface her insult with the words, "in our community we use a word for people like you..." See? That's OK then innit?

pissed off cripple said...

An Ode to the Councillor:

Nigga bitch nigga bitch,
eyes like a frog,
roll over beatch,
I wanna fuck like a dog!

wv: illecont a very sick one indeed!

Harrithebastard said...

Hactualy how the fuck has the hactual standard of those standing for councils dropped so hactualy low!

I do hope that she does not hactualy get a salary from all this?

Mind numbingly hactualy boggling.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

22 seconds in:-

"a total hinsult"

Classic coon-speak.

Coconut said...

Iz it coz i is blak

Bristol Dave said...

I've posted a bit more on Shirley Brown on my blog including her company website (which is just ridiculous) and the fact she considers herself a "prophet".

Harrithebastard said...

Kerry said...
I particularly liked the bit:

"The delicate procedure to remove the stone, which weighed a staggering 2.48lbs, passed without incident."

Fri Feb 27, 11:57:00 PM

According to my math the Gorgon weighs about 300lbs and that cunt has not passed without ' incident '

Fucking coconut.

Harrithebastard said...

Bristol Dave .

Just managed about four seconds on the coconuts website, and think she meant 'profit'.

seebag said...

Not only does she show herself to be a racist, inarticulate, ranting bigot, but she has an invisible friend in the sky. How do people like this come to have any part to play in running our administrations?

Shirking From Home said...

She sounds a bit of a coconut fruitcake, and these types are in power FFS.

Makes Labour and parliament's job of fooling us easier. She typifies the fog of stupidity and factional interests that is local government.

Deadbeat Dad said...

She brands Cllr Jethwa "thoughtless and decisive [sic]".

Classic. This woman makes John Prescott look like fucking Cicero.

Harothebastard said...

seebag said...
Not only does she show herself to be a racist,

Not according to coconut Shirl she isn't.

And to qoute coconut Shirl

But Cllr Brown, who is Bristol City Council’s first black Lib Dem councillor, denies the remarks were meant as a racist slur and says they were taken out of context.

She said: ”I’m not aware my comments were interpreted as a racist remark. How can I be a racist when I’m black? "


Anonymous said...

Harothebastard - Exactly, what an utter bitch.

"I am black, I can say whatever I want. White's are the only racists in town"

She makes my fucking blood boil. Ignorant, fat black nigger.

Anonymous said...

This woman makes John Prescott look like fucking Cicero.

Well said. Not only that, he's slimmer for his age!

I hope that nobody has visited destinyucan (as Bristol Dave highlighted earlier on).

Cunt must have escaped from one of the ships.

Mummy said...

Shirley could give Carol T lessons in how to be really racist (not nearly racist), how to do it in public (not private) but mostly, how to get away with with out getting the fucking sack.
I love the fact that the Beeb and The Mail aern't making quite so much fuss over this story.

Dave H said...

Coconut: inwardly different from outward appearance.

Rather like Shirley Brown: morbidly obese yet utterly lightweight.

Yo mamma so fat said...

Of course she's not racist. One of her friends is an Asian.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

Mr Dave H that was well observed.

Funambulist said...

Has the Vegan Gorilla passed comment on this yet, or is she keeping (predicatably) shtum?

Anonymous said...

And Cllr. Shirley Brown will be starting her English lessons when exactly?... I couldn't cope with more than the first two minutes of this clip - illiterate, inarticulate & lacking skills in basic English - and on a Cllr's salary!
I am all for racial equality but equality runs both ways & personally, I'm fucking sick of residents of the UK of all races & colours (apart from white British - who are always automatically cast as the evil racist) playing the 'racism card' when they can't get their own way. No wonder support is growing for the BNP.

Coconut said...

This is yet another fucking reason I will be supporting and voting for the BNP.

In fact, the way I feel at the moment, I couldn't give two shits about the consequences of many more people voting for them either.

If this is what it takes to get this country a fucking backbone again then so be it.

Anonymous said...

Im with coconut on this. Until the Libertarian party is a real altenative, the only way I can see to make the main partys realise were all pissed off with them is to vote BNP. I know its not ideal but what else can we do? And as he says "If this is what it takes to get this country a fucking backbone again then so be it."

it's either banned or compulsory said...

> 01:12 drunk sweaty white guy behind her wondering when he can take a swig from his hip flask.
01:19 Shaved head guy wakes up and fucks off to the bar.
01:35 Yolanda from the equalities unit arrives with a double G&T.
01:58 downs it herself.
Pretends not to be pissed
02:33 scratching around in her handbag for that miniature vodka
2:45 Shaved head guy returns with a double Laphroig

Yolanda places her hand upon his lap " your place or mine, big boy ?"

Grex. said...

I visited Kerry McCarthy's blog for a giggle.

I now wish to start a riot. Quoth she...

"Finished off the night with a Labour do at the Tikka Flame. Fair few Labour councillors there, and in good spirits despite this week's events."

IN GOOD SPIRITS? In the week in which your prime minister and craven bunch of shitehawks who don't know how many beans make five has fistfucked the economy elbow deep and you're in GOOD SPIRITS?

You deserve be hogtied and dumped into tanks of hagfish.

Golliwogg said...

Hactualy a prime example of a need for the Strangulation at Birth Hact.
"Coconuts, communities BMEs...." Golliwoggs I say.

Coconut woman said...

Coconut Woman lyrics

Artist: Harry Belafonte

Lyrics: Coconut Woman

Coconut woman is calling out
And everyday you can hear her shout
Coconut woman is calling out
And everyday you can hear her shout
Get your coconut water, four for five
Man it's good for your daughter, four for five
Coco got a lotta iron, four for five
Make you strong like a lion, four for five

A lady tell me the other day
No one can take her sweet man away
I ask her what was the mystery
She say coconut water and rice curry
You can cook it in a pot, four for five
You can serve it very hot, four for five
Coco got a lotta iron, four for five
Make you strong like a lion, four for five

Coconut woman says you'll agree
coconut make very nice candy
The thing that's best if you're feelin' glum
Is coconut water with a little rum
It could make you very tipsy, four for five
Make you feel like a gypsy, four for five
Coco got a lotta iron, four for five
Make you strong like a lion, four for five

Harrithebastard said...

Hiz it because hi hiz Black on the houtside and not so black hon the hinside !

Hacist bastards heach hand hevery one hof you.

No coconut Shirl, its not because you are black, its because you could not string two fucking words together if your fucking life depended on it , well that and the simple and plain fact that you have the intelligence and thought process of a pickled fucking onion.

Guy at the back looking bored as fuck said...

Fucking ignorant cow.

Bet she's the first one to plonk her fat ass on three bus seats too. Because she's a fat woman you understand.

Anonymous said...

I think that Shirley Brown is a big, fat, dumb fucking nigger.

Does that make me a racist ?

Harrithebastard said...


01 March 2009 10:45

No ... Just observant

GOLLY WOGan, to be sure so it is said...

Dont call me a fucking wog! Thats wogist.

Roger Thornhill said...

Hell hath no fury like a ricebowler threatened with reduced funding...

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