Thursday, 26 February 2009

President Picks A Dog

News is coming in that President Obama has made good on his promise to get a dog for the White House.

He has chosen a Poodle, from a re-homing charity called the New Labour Party of Great Britain.

The poodle, an adult male called Gordon, is believed to be in need of a new home. A veterinarian spokeman for the White House said that the animal was in a poor way, and that the President had taken pity on it because of it's fawning nature and inbred cowardice. It has only one eye, no friends, and lots of fleas.

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Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Put the fucking mutt down!

man in the street said...

Look at the fucking ridiculous names they give them. Pretentious cunts the lot of them.

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Anonymous said...

Love it.

Henry Crun said...

I'd have thought they may have named it after Guy Gibson's dog. Ho-hum

Swiss Bob said...

The dog has had its day. Time for a visit to the vet, it's the right thing to do.

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Fidothedog said...

A one eyed dog that wets itself, with a weight problem and in need of neutering due to trying to bum other dogs.

Oldrightie said...

After the tragedy befalling The Camerons yesterday it was not easy to revert to the feelings Brown and Labour evoke daily. Well, this does the job neatly but for one small flaw. This dog is probably bright, decent, trustworthy and honest.

Dick the Prick said...

I'd not leave a couple of young lasses alone with Gordon - I bet the cunt hasn't been CRB'd and he's such a fucked up pervert that it's a gamble too great to lose.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

I bet they choose a black one - the racists!

Sir Henry Morgan said...

"President Obama has made good on his promise to get a dog for the White House."

Why? There's already a dog in the White House. I think it's called Michelle.

Dick the Prick said...

Sir Henry, tish, tish and thrice tish. Now if you said Hillary was going for dinner!

I'd clamber onboard Micheeeelle.

As Dennis Taylor wisely intones 'if the pink's unavailable - take the brown', but I think he was talking about kicking her back door in.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

I wouldn't mind taking that Michelle up the council gritter.
The soon-to-be sofa-sized arse would make a nice mini-table for me kebab and beer.

Kippers Dickie said...

"I bet they choose a black one - the racists!"
And they will probably call it "Ni**er"....after Guy Gibson's dog from the Dam Busters.

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