Thursday, 26 February 2009
President Picks A Dog
News is coming in that President Obama has made good on his promise to get a dog for the White House.
He has chosen a Poodle, from a re-homing charity called the New Labour Party of Great Britain.
The poodle, an adult male called Gordon, is believed to be in need of a new home. A veterinarian spokeman for the White House said that the animal was in a poor way, and that the President had taken pity on it because of it's fawning nature and inbred cowardice. It has only one eye, no friends, and lots of fleas.
Shat out by Hacked Off at 10:00