Saturday, 21 February 2009

Prawo Jazdy is not a Polish plumber.

Prawo Jazdy had left a string of some 50 driving offences logged on police computers in Ireland; each time he was stopped he cunningly gave a different false address.

Eventually the Garda decided to take a closer look at the reckless driving of Mr Jazdy since there appeared not to have been a single conviction.

DNA databases helped not a jot, nor ID cards, but a Polish-English Dictionary solved the msytery.

T'was then they discovered that Prawo Jazdy means driving licence in Polish - and not the  name of the individual(s) they had stopped. 

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Useless bastards.

Dave h. said...

Almost as funny as a story in my local rag: two illegal immigrants were in a car stopped by police. Their forged passports were both in the same name. Oops.

Ampers said...

Hahaha... I have always appreciated the Polish sense of humour. The Yanks portray them as humourless but no way!

Oldrightie said...

Nice little bit of light relief!

Mitch said...

made me laugh.

K. McEgan. said...

Plural "Gardai".They are stupid cunts.Driver stopped for speeding."Why the hurry?" Oh he said I just did what it said at the bottom of the licence.Tear along dotted line."Boom boom,Thangyouveymuch!Tell Justina Nowak if she ever leaves Katowice & wants some Taig action to call me!

Anonymous said...

How much will the inevitable database of all known languages and phrases cost us?

And when can I find a copy of it on the bus?

K. McEgan. said...

As Cornish & Livonian are dying out thats two less to worry about.If your the same Anon from the "Racist" post.1.I've never voted in the UK thus,as Sartre would say I've "clean hands".2.When I was at Ypres in November lots of "cunts" were commemorated. They had names like Patel,Singh,Ali...

Mick said...

egan 1805
They were celebrated cos they were fighting for the right of prats like you to be free to post utter crap,along with the rest of the names on the Menin Gate and the walls of Tyne Cot.

Anonymous said...

I would

Anonymous said...

When I was a kid old blokes said to me "I fought for people like you" I always said I bet you wished you had lost now don't you?

stanislav's blues said...

Real Polish plumber is on job at above address and can give quote for good job at cash price, take-off fucking shoes and everything.

ps not fuck about with mrs, like some plumbers. Not unless is very big tit/

it's either banned or compulsory said...

So was it a single Prawo Jazdy getting off fifty times or several, up to fifty, individuals getting away with it in the same way ?
Irish Driving Licenses will have the same layout as Polish and UK;
all that European Harmony, so little use.

Anonymous said...

I've just p1ssed myself laughing.....

Anonymous said...

I can see the humour in this.

Fuehrer Schein.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful harmonisation.

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