Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Police Apology


Essex Police have at last issued an apology to the family of Stuart Lubbock, who was fool enough to accept an invitation to an after hours party Chez Bawwymore. Of course, no one will be punished any more than anyone will be prosecuted.

Assistant Deputy Dog Chief Cuntstable Knackered said, "We are sorry that when officers attended the scene they accepted a large bribe and failed to notice the billiard cue protruding from the deceased's arse."

The Penguin

15 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

At least he aint as dead as Barrymore's career.

K. McEgan. said...

Get you ducky!Ever draw a line between the gay coterie of the Essex Constabulary and Mlle Barrymore?I did and when I put it on "My Telegraph" the Torygraph promptly fucking banned moi!Off to Chez Renees now for a new hairdo.Mwah!

Swiss Bob said...

I wonder how many of the local plod 'enjoyed' Mr Barrymore's hospitality.

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K. McEgan. said...

If Blubbermore is gay (like Bway George) and he goes to jail...isnt that like sending me to Pussy Central?

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Shame on you. Poor Michael will have to live with this apology for the rest of his life.

Essex Police Press Release said...

Essex Police has been ranked 38th in this year’s Stonewall Workplace Equality Index (WEI) - a rise of 50 places from last year.

The index showcases the top 100 UK employers for loves getting buggered (LGB) people in the UK.

Anonymous said...

It probably all happened at a Secret Policeman's Ball anyway. Nod plod, wink wank.

Anonymous said...

Barrymore's career downfall was a delight to behold. Car crash telly at it's best.

If ITV/BBC execs are reading please note. In any case come the revolution you and your ilk will be next! Bravo.

The Penguin said...

I could never understand why he was a "star" in the first place. Jade Goody has more talent, for fuck's sake.

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Anonymous said...

Why are there no ashtrays in Barrymore's house?

Because he puts his fags out in the pool.

Fidothedog said...

Anon that is in bad taste, although I hear Barrymore has a series called "Only pools and corpses" planned. :-)

Wrinkled Weasel said...

I have been reading about the Fatty Arbuckle case.

What most Hollywood commentators observe is how infrequently these stories got out into the civilian world.

You got money. You got fame. You can do what you ferkin' like! It's like The Aristocrats, only dirtier and less tasteful.

Roger Thornhill said...

I'm surprised that image does not have a big red arrow labelled "Pool" on it.

The Penguin said...

Is that better?

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

I dont think this was murder. I reckon he was a suicide bummer.

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