Saturday, 21 February 2009

Paint It Brown


I see a red door and I want it painted brown
No colors anymore I want them to turn brown
I see the boys walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars and theyre all painted brown
Chewed nails and bogeys and the piss is running down
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens every day
I look inside myself and see my heart is brown
I see my red door and it has been painted brown
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
I'ts not easy facin up when your whole world is brown

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the settin sun
My one eye will explode before the moron comes

I see a red door and I want it painted brown
No colors anymore I want them to turn brown
I see the boys walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
I wanna see it painted, painted brown
Brown as dirt, brown as shit
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted brown

Apologies to The Rolling Stones
The Penguin

22 comments:

Oldrightie said...

I'd like to paint the bastard brown and not with paint.

Bomb The Bastards said...

Jesus H Christ, that picture is gruesome. I made the mistake of clicking on it and the mother fucker exploded all over my screen.

microdave said...

"Jesus H Christ, that picture is gruesome." I use the "Image Zoom" Add-On in Firefox, and it gets lots of use these days. Every time I see a picture of the Snot Gobbler, or any of his "team" I have to restrain my urge to puke over the screen long enough to reduce it to a tiny dot. Then, and only then can I read the accompanying story.

Painting him brown with some old creosote should do the job. It's carcenogenic thus ensuring a slow, agonising death...

No shortage of fools said...

http://www.shit.co.uk/

Anonymous said...

microdave - Just before he dies maybe set fire to the cunt.

Tyburn Jig said...

Drowning in a bucket of shit is too good for him.

JPT said...

Er yes...

Mitch said...

Im sensing some hostility here.

Ray Nerslane said...

Some prime ministers, like Blair, have been despised and others, like Thatcher, have been hated.

But has there ever been another like Brown, the mere sight of whom makes so many people feel physically sick?

Arseholes said...

I can not watch him on TV. I have to turn the radio over too. He makes me feel ill.

I am made of stern stuff but there is something deeply stomach-churning about him. There's a touch of the sub-human too. He exudes extreme unpleasantness in every manifestation.

He is the person that makes dying a better prospect than having to spend time trapped with in a lift.

If you morphed all the nasty ugly cunts in illustrated fairy tales books it would be him.

I am not drawn to character assassination however in snotty's case an exception really has to be made.

Lord Mandy of WankingBois-on-Sunday said...

We always do it with the lights out.

R Nosgrove said...

Like it or not, repulsion is an natural human reaction to the unstable or mentally ill. This is why so many people instinctively find Brown repulsive.

Brown has a face like a badly lagged boiler and is as mad as a box of frogs. He should be locked up for his, and our, safety.

Anonymous said...

And the worst part is that there are others who make him look (relatively) good.

Harperson for a start - now that's someone who's properly delusional.

Ray Nerslane said...

And 12-year-old Milibanana, and that ginger midget woman with a face like a cabbage patch doll, the guy with the mad staring eyes (can't remember his name), Jaqui 'Tits' Smith(the second-home secretary), Bubonic Balls, the list goes on.......

Anonymous said...

http://deadpool.rotten.com/

I went to the USA-based Rotten Dead Pool intending to pick 10 cabinet ministers but could only name 5.

There are no prizes in the Dead Pool but it's the thought that counts.

# SUBJECT OCCUPATION SUMMARY BORN DIED LISTED REMOVE
1 Gordon Brown Politician UK Prime Minister 20-Feb-1951 TBD 14-Feb-2009
2 Harriet Harman Politician Leader, House of Commons 30-Jul-1950 TBD 21-Feb-2009
3 David Miliband Politician British Foreign Secretary 15-Jul-1965 TBD 21-Feb-2009
4 Jacqui Smith Politician UK Home Secretary 03-Nov-1962 TBD 21-Feb-2009
5 Jack Straw Politician Leader, House of Commons, 2006-07 03-Aug-1946 TBD 21-Feb-2009

Dr. Dave said...

This is fucking classic...

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Bollox Penguin, I just head-butted my monitor !
Isn't there some software out there that can filter out such foul images ?
Global global gobble global gobble
birqule doodle doo.

Arseholes said...

Apologies, I need to rant.

Why is Jade Goody all over the press and tv news? Some bitch on Sky News just said the "the wedding everyone is interested in". I am not the least bit interested in it. Poor girl etc. but please.

The point at which my TV ceases to function will be when neighbours and friends start talking about "rallying around" etc. Hope the local florists have booked extra stock.

Jesus wept, the News people really need their 'cases' to prop up their agenda. Fuck off.

Mitch said...

If you’d spent a million quid every day since the birth of Christ, the bill would still be smaller than after Brown’s 12-year binge.


a killer fact

Mitch said...

DUBLIN (AFP) – Up to 120,000 protesters brought Dublin city centre to a standstill on Saturday over government austerity measures aimed at stabilising the once high-flying economy now wracked by recession.

The demonstration came a day after the global economic crisis led to another political casualty elsewhere in Europe, with Latvia's prime minister quitting as his country grapples with deepening recession.


Coming soon to the UK.Will snotty be chased out the back door by a large crowd? I really hope so.

microdave said...

"Blogger Mitch said...

If you’d spent a million quid every day since the birth of Christ, the bill would still be smaller than after Brown’s 12-year binge.
a killer fact"

Jesus Wept....

Bristol Dave said...

Ah, go on then, here's the first verse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lla4L08gglM

(though Youtube seems to have fucked up the audio a bit)

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