Friday, 13 February 2009

Lovely Britain

Alfie Patten has just become a father aged just 13 - and he insists he will be a good dad.

Alfie's girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, 15, gave birth to Maisie Roxanne in Eastbourne Hospital, East Sussex, four days ago, reports The Sun.

The boy, who is just 4ft and looks young for his age, told the newspaper: "I thought it would be good to have a baby."

But he admitted he did not think about how he would afford it."I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10," he said.
Alfie, who lives with his mother Nicola, 43, in Eastbourne, was 12 when Maisie was conceived.
The pair, who have the support of their parents, kept the pregnancy secret until Chantelle's mother Penny noticed her daughter's swollen stomach.
Alfie said: "When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.
"I didn't know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it."
Alfie's father Dennis said his son wanted to be a devoted and responsible father, but did not fully appreciate what he had taken on by having a child.
He said Alfie had wanted to be the first to hold his child.
"He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day," he said.
Chantelle and Maisie have been released from hospital and are living with her family in a council house in Eastbourne.
Reacting to the birth of Maisie Roxanne, former Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith, head of the Conservatives' Centre for Social Justice think tank, said he was outraged.
The case was a "tragic example" of Britain's social decline, Mr Duncan Smith said later.
"I don't know about these particular families but too many dysfunctional families in Britain today have children growing up where anything goes.
"It exemplifies the point we have been making about broken Britain," he added.
"It's not being accusatory, it's about pointing out the complete collapse in some parts of society of any sense of what's right and wrong.
"There is no opprobrium any more about behaviour and quite often children witness behaviour that's aggressive, violent, rude and sexual. It's as if no one is saying this is wrong."


Chris said...

The only good thing about this is it is three more straws placed on the camel's back of the Welfare State, bringing it that little bit closer to collapse. There was that stupid welsh slag with the triplets the other day.

Offer anyone £3000 to be sterilised - watch the fuckers queue round the block - each and every one of them exactly the kind of person who shouldn't have (more) kids.

Ampers said...

The poor little mite needn't worry, the taxpayer will take care of him.

And Chris, fuck sterilisation, it can be done cheaper with a quarter bottle of Scotch, a rusty knife, and a heated iron in the fire to sear up the wound.

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The Penguin said...

The young father's own dad has 9 children. Do you suppose by any chance that he is doing very nicely on benefits?

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

This sort of thing has been going on for thousands of years, human nature pure and simple, sure feel mock outrage and tut as much as you like, but its not these people that are a fucking up the country, no, they don't have the power to do that.

When you look in the mirror remember who HAS sold Britain down the river.

Dick the Prick said...

We're all Muzzies now.

The Filthy Engineer said...

OMG, how appalling is that story. More of my tax money gone.

Dave said...

Says a lot for sex education policy doesn't it?

Someone could open a zoo for these exhibits. Come and see the chavs!

Someone should have the guts to say that anyone making a career of living off the state must be sterilised.

Don't hold your breath though

curly15 said...

Quelle surprise!

There is a Chantelle in the story.

Bob Dowling said...

His girlfriend is 15, below the age of consent. That makes Alfie a rapist. Why isn't he under arrest?

formertory said...

Love the way the "baby-faced" father refers to his first-born as "it". Bodes well for the future, don't you think?

I'd be interested to learn whether the Sun contributed to this little scenario by paying for the story. Given their track record on paying money to encourage slags, chavs and the other Epsilon Semi-Morons who make up their readership, I would think so.

Sue said...

Although this has been happening since Adam and Eve, the simple truth is that, it has now become acceptable to have kids and live off the state.

In days gone by when automatic benefits weren't easily ponced, people considered these things alot more carefully or ended up destitute, in the workhouse, being supported by parents or simply got rid of the foetus.

Uneducated parents breed uneducated children and the state does nothing to change the presumption of taxpayer funded generational life!

The Penguin said...

See also

Note especially that she considers her children will follow in her footsteps!

The Penguin.

Anonymous said...

Sue said...

' has now become acceptable to have kids and live off the state.'

The good news, Sue, is that, once economic aramageddon actaully filters through, the UK will no longer be able to afford a welfare state on anything like the basis it is now.

The bad news is that everyone will be skint!!

Anonymous said...

Pathetic. I simply wouldn't care if it wasn't my money paying for 'it'. How bored and lacking in imagination are these kids? I can still remember the dreams and hopes of being a teenager and leaving home asap, traveling,working,shagging ,building your home. Why should he care? His parents support him, the Police are doing nothing and even his M.P. says he will do everything he can to support him. He has shown and will not show any responsibility, he will do it again and again and you and I will foot the bill and then the baby in ten years time will try to beat his child/father's record. Utter bollocks.

Old Holborn said...

"The bad news is that everyone will be skint!!"

No. The Danegeld we currently pay to keep the unemployable busy with Stella, daytime Sky TV and plasmas will run out and when it does, you had better be armed.

Because they will want what you have. All of it.

Anonymous said...

why didnt he just do her up the arse?

it's what all the other 1 year olds do!

Anonymous said...

**12 year olds**

The Penguin said...

Well, apparently God approves of it!

The Penguin.

Anonymous said...

@OH 13:17

Spot-on mate.

This is a genocide where the victims haven't actually died yet.

There are whole swathes of estates like Wythenshawe, Hartcliffe, Dewsbury Moor full of the Living Dead.

When the welfare state comes crashing down, and I can't see a way to dismantle it peacefully, there's going to be a civil war.

Some of the unemployable will indeed steal but most will starve to death.

Bill d'Sarse said...

I'm not buying this story.

Alfie (13) looks like he's about 8 years of age. The poor child hasn't got a decent f*ck in him. By the looks of him, he is far too physically immature to father a child. He looks just about old enough to have just lost his milk teeth.

There's more to this story than meets the eye.

Alfie Patten said...

She was a wonderful shag!

Alfie Patten said...

I want to be a grandad when I'm 26

Alfie Patten said...

I'd been shagging for years.

The Penguin said...

"Neighbours claimed the family often 'ran wild' in the street while a family friend Sean Thomas branded Chantelle's mother and father Steve and Penny Steadman, who live on benefits, as 'irresponsible'.

The Penguin.

Alfie Patton said...

I'm gonna check the DNA, think she's been sleeping with that little bastard 10 year old up the road!

Damo Mackerel said...

The government will never dismantle the welfare state. There's too many righteous that are employed keeping the unemployable unemployed. What will happen is an increase in tax and a tax on everything, including the size of your knob.

Tyburn Jig said...

I'd take this little shit out of school, teach it a useful trade like picking oakum and put it to work to pay for the little bastard he's just fathered.

Anonymous said...

OH you old kidder you.
Was this was mocked up by Tractor Stats?

No? Wait. I just heard it on the radio... fucking hellski!

Harrithebastard said...

Alfie Patten said...
She was a wonderful shag!

That may be so , but apparently she snores and can't make a fucking decent breakfast to save her twelve year old life , so Alfie you had better get used to some sleepless nights and early morning Mcdonalds trips ?

Egg Mc muffin anyone !

Miserable CUNT said...

How about we take away the welfare hammock and let people pay for their own bastard children?

Lets see how many kids these fucking parasites and their ilk have then eh?

WORK you fuckers. It's how normal people pay the bills. Try it sometime for fucks sake.

Anonymous said...

@MC 16:26

Lovely idea but the hammock strings have got to snap under the burdgeoning weight - no one is going to volunteer to take the hammock down.

The hammock strings will snap - it'll be rough but I can't wait.

Fidothedog said...

I suggest cutting his bollocks off but the taxpayer is picking up the tab for 16 years + either way.

JuliaM said...

"Alfie Patten has just become a father aged just 13 - and he insists he will be a good dad. "

Promised to share his Wii and all his sweeties, has he...?

Anonymous said...

Note especially that she considers her children will follow in her footsteps!

If you tried to point out the burden on the taxpayer and the anti social aspect of their behaviour to them they would be genuinely bewildered. Almost every one in their world would have ponced of the state, it's just as natural as breathing to them.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Bill D'Sarse, I don't buy this story either. I heard the boy being interviewed by the Sun journalist on the radio and it's quite obvious that his voice hasn't broken yet, so it's a fair bet that his balls haven't dropped either. The tart of a mother (god help us) has probably been knocked up by someone else and the families (I use that term loosely) have probably decided to make up this story to make money. Karen Matthews was the tip of an iceberg.

Anonymous said...

The little fucker (literally) needs to be put on the sex register and locked up now asthe rapist he is, the slag needs to be put in an establishment where she is taught to shut her fucking legs, and as for the parents, they should also be locked up as they colluded in rape.

As for the innocents child, should be given up for adoption to a decent White family and all history of the little mites conception wiped out.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Arrest 'em both for raping each other, impound the baby and sell her to some lezzers; castrate the grandfathers and sew up the grandmothers.


Btw, why weren't Alfie and Chantelle protected by the usual 'privacy' rights ? The Sun must have been shitting themselves that the social workers might get on the case before they got it into print.

dark_rain said...

I'm with Bill D'Sarse and Anon on this one. What a load of bollocks. This little shit is probably about as fertile as a dead, castrated tree. (As in, not at all) There's something fishy here, and it's not just that slag's cunt. She obviously fucked someone else (who she probably cant remember) then blamed it on her cousin or whatever. You should never believe the shit you read in that ass-rag "The Sun" anyway. Lock the fuckers up and throw away the key. Actually scratch that, it costs us money. Anyone got any rope? That goes for "The Sun" as well as the happy couple.


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