Wednesday, 11 February 2009

I wanna be on TV



The plethora of Sky Cops, Blues and Twos,CO19 Stick your Hands up or I will blow your head off and Police stop Bastards programmes being show on the TV at present as part of having a Police State is perfectly normal folks season is leading to a situation where Plod is so desperate to get on TV they are mounting Helicopter and armed Police raids on silver wedding anniversary parties where the guests are dressed up as cowboys.



Instead of Chief Constables belonging to a private company ACPO, they should be elected,even Christian ones, then this tosser can be sent the bill for the helicopter, four policecars, eight Heckler and Koch assault machine guns, overtime and doughnuts consumed.


15 comments:

Dave H said...

Batt Maggott is a made-up name, surely?

K. McEgan. said...

Interesting that you should mention this as I spent a part of last night trying to buy an AK47 from some charming Somalis.They drive a hard bargain.

Damo Mackerel said...

All these cop programs are part of the 'voyeuristic' aspect of thrash reality TV. some of these cops seem to be more interested in their acting careers. A bunch of show offs.

Will we be having a 'I'm a cop, get me out of here'.

Chris said...

The police are a serious danger to the public.

Anonymous said...

A.C.A.B.

Oldrightie said...

I'm suprised "cowboys and indians" is not banned as a phrase. Racist, homophobic, old fashioned, sexist. Dreadful phrase. Where's the cops when you need 'em?

K. McEgan. said...

A.S.A.B?

microdave said...

All this, despite the party organisers speaking to the police beforehand, and advising them of the nature of the party...

6000 said...

WTF?
Why are you blaming the cops for this?

Blame the fkg twat that phoned in the "someone's carrying a gun around my village" and forgot to mention the fact that Wild Bill Hiccup and a posse of Native Americans were supping an ale together in the local beer garden.

Next time the cops don't turn up to a report of a gun being carried and some kiddie gets shot - who will you blame?

Sorry - like this site, but this one is a bit of stretch. Sort it out, lads.

Damo Mackerel said...

The police were told beforehand that they were a wild west party planned. Also I'm sure they had asked the person making the complaint what did the he look like? Surely the Cowboy hat, stirrups and cowboy boats must have been a dead give away?

The Penguin said...

I think it was the Leicestershire Police Farce who on no less than 3 occasions sent multiple squad cars to arrest some bloke who was simply harvesting corn on the cob from a field he rented from a farmer in order to grow his crop.

Of course, fact that he is black had nothing to do with the disproportionate response!

Whereas if you call in about a burglary, they'll simply give you a number for your insurance claim. Because they are too busy dealing with the important things...

The Penguin

Shirking From Home said...

Another fucking cunt.

Katabasis said...

"Next time the cops don't turn up to a report of a gun being carried and some kiddie gets shot - who will you blame?"

Well I don't recall any such precedents for the coppers not turning up to emergency calls from nightclubs in Sheffield when there have been real guns and knives in use.

Sometimes they actually turn up yet refuse to do anything and someone gets killed. The only person to get arrested that night was one of the doormen, who came outside, covered in blood to tell the police that they were "fucking useless".

It's the age of the iPlod - they just do statistics and revenue collection now...

Guthrum said...

WTF?
Why are you blaming the cops for this?


Because the organisers told the Police before hand

pc walkabout said...

16:00

hilarious story i'm sure penguin. i reckon it's about time you went up before the beak for muckspreading. ha! ha!

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