Friday, 20 February 2009

Goody Gordie gumdrops


It's little Gordon's birthday today, he's having a super party with lots of fat 'Goody' bags........2 trillion candles on his cake, and a big pouf of wind from America to blow them out.

The little boy who said they hoped the big blue bird of happiness would crap on his cake is not invited.

What are you going to give Gordon for his birthday?

34 comments:

killemallletgodsortemout said...

I'd like to give him both barrels of a 12 bore. The cunt.

Fidothedog said...

A kick in the bollocks is what I would give the cunt.

K. McEgan. said...

But Comrade the big poof of wind is from Hartlepool!

Oldrightie said...

My Birthday treat would be a dossier on what and who really were involved in Dunblane.

Damo Mackerel said...

Do cunts have bollocks?

Cato said...

Tertiary Syphillis sounds good to me...courtesy of Lord Mangledbollocks of StillFestering.

microdave said...

A 12 bore is much too quick. I'd like him to suffer a slow, painful, lingering death. Just like this country...

MrAngryman said...

Hepatitis maybe, or something exotic lingering and painful. Ebola? Yellow fever? cholera? Necrotising facitis of the cock? All of the above with luck

bofl said...

death of 1000 cuts

The Penguin said...

Cancer

The Penguin

Goodnight Vienna said...

I'd like to send him what he's given us ie Fuck All

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

A length of piano wire, and seeing as it's his special day, his choice of lamp post.

AngryDave said...

I would like to take him for a drive in the country, tied to the back of my car by his ankles. Then i would bury whatever is left in a shallow pit with a heavy sprinkling of lime.

Anonymous said...

A dildo,what else ??

Bill d'Sarse said...

A solo patrol in Helmand. Unarmed and sans body armour, of course

Anonymous said...

A revolver, a bottle of whisky and a dictionary.

He'll need the dictionary to look up what "doing the decent thing" means.

Shirking From Home said...

His name in jayyde goodeee's commemoration book(s).

... crossed out in red pen. Bankrupted the country - no fucking good. Must try harder etc. e-

The Economic Voice said...

A quiet walk in the woods would be appropriate.

Mitch said...

A look through our eyes at what he has done to our country.

Screech said...

i want to give him 40 lashes to remind him that he won't be able to drink on his birthday if he lets shariah law take over.

Warsteiner said...

A large aids ridden wart on his bellend that he can pass on to mandy - cunt.

anonemo said...

o/t or maybe not.

Ignore the bank stuff, check out the tit at 1.50 in.

http://video.stv.tv/bc/news-090217-s2-rbs/

Anna Raccoon said...

janes has found an interesting opportunity for some bright spark to investigate the new anti terrorism laws....anybody free to take it up?

http://www.annaraccoon.com/?p=633

Harrithebastard said...

I hope the Gorgon is not given a get out of jail free card, fuck him he made the mire he can stay and wallow in it with the rest of us.

It would be a travesty of justice if he just got fucked off out it now !

Fuck him let him stay and face the music , anyway it would spoil the fun of watching the cunt squirm and squeal like a stuck pig in the coming months.

He gave us no quarter he will get the exact same in return. pain and fucking humiliation .

Anonymous said...

A short walk with the hand of history (sorry Mr Pierrepoint) on his shoulder followed by a suspended prison sentence. About five feet should do it.

Lord Turdburgler of Cesspool said...

I'd give Gordon an STD.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

12 hours on the top deck of TfL No.19 nightbus ( unescorted ).

Steamimg for Gordons birthday.

Mac the Knife said...

A forty-eight hour un-lubricated fisting in the window of Harvey Nich's

Old Holborn said...

A carson rose

I did it. Handed personally to 10 Downing Street.

Old Holborn said...

sorry, how rude

a link

Wrinkled Weasel said...

As a Christian (not the nice fluffy kind) I fully expect him to rot in Hell.

It's time you woolly Aeths understoond how incredibly uncomfortable it will be for Gordon, come the day of Judgement.

He will first be shown the hundreds of thousands of corpses of the innocents he has slaughtered in Iraq and Afghanistan, particularly the bodies of brave service personnel.

He will then be confronted with every lie he has told this country, only this time, he will be forced to own up, since the red hot poker up his bum will only get hotter if he does not.

He will then be sent to a special room in Hell, reserved for people like him.

Oh, no, this room does not have Hiter or Pol Pot in it, it has Polly Toynbee and Yasmin Alibhai Brown in it as light relief for when Peter Mandelson and Tony Blair are busy being tortured by the the eternal flames. This room stinks of piss and brussels sprouts, just like a care home.

As my daughter said many years ago, Hell is a very small place.

Dolly's Butt Plug said...

I like the sound of your daughter Wrinkled Weasel!

Chalcedon said...

Phosphorus grenade up the rectum. Grand stuff.

Anonymous said...

A mustard gas enema

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