Thursday, 26 February 2009

Fucking Hell, Gordon, Another Day Another Chicken!


And this one's another big chicken. You might think it looks like a vulture, actually.
Yesterday Lord Turner laid the blame for the FSA doing fuck all about the banking "global credit crunch" firmly at the door of Gordon Brown, who set the system up and tied the hands of the regulatory authority to "light touch only".

Today Mervyn King, Governor of the Bank Of England said much the same thing.

It's no use pretending that it's nothing to do with you, Gordon you Moron, it's got your chewed up snot stained fingerprints all over it.



The Penguin

OH Update: If you would like to watch them squirm, 13 minutes in

8 comments:

rented said...

13 mins in, and it's Michael Gove talking about the Camerons' bereavement.

Gordon Brown said...

Of course, you may wish to believe that. I have to say, I disagree.

The climate has changed due to irresponsible lending in America that blew over to this country. Not needing a passport it went straight through customs and down the road to the nearest cash point. There it removed far more money than was permissible. So the crisis ensued as the mild econmoic turmoil turned into a dep..recession...and it pains me to say it. My concern has always been the welfare of hardworking families and their children in poverty which I am about to take them out of. We will do all we possibly can to constrain any gains made by my government and its friends in the media so that we can truly say British jobs for British people as the ship sinks into the dark, cold ocean of history with Kate Winslett and Jade Goody.

So you can see, now, hopefully, that I am correct in my assertion that it wasnae me.

Anonymous said...

Another snippet from King this morning.

'We have no idea of the scale of the eventual losses the banks may have to take'.

Well, that's OK then, Merv. We'll just keep on bailing, shall we?

Swiss Bob said...

Ta, that made me laugh.

fuchsia groan said...

Mervin King is a dead ringer for Penfold from Danger Mouse.

'Danger Mouse, a mouse who is the world's greatest secret agent. Accompanied by his somewhat more timid (and bumbling) partner Penfold, Danger Mouse saves the world each week from a variety of menaces.'

Mervyn King said...

Ah. Oo-er. Crumbs Chief.

Anonymous said...

World class financial centre, the envy of Europe, the best brains must have lavish pay otherwise someone else will snap them up, masters of the universe,the jewel in Britains economic crown.

Nah, all boastful hubris, just a bunch of greedy cunts on the face of it.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Lord Turner adds himself to the list of those who should avoid lonely walks and mountainsides.

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