Friday, 20 February 2009

Friday Caption Contest

ATTENTION: Due to the fat tramp Draper and his mock outrage and taking offence on behalf of others, all racist/sexist/disablist/homophobic comments will be deleted. Probably.


Harrithebastard said...

Ugh , ugh ... hold on Dicky boy be with you in a minute , just one more tug should do it .... ahhhhhh yesssssss there you go .

Now where were we ?

Anonymous said...

Yawn. How interesting. A photo of two men. One English, one Scots, both male, one with bad vision one with bad hair, don't like either of them all that much.

Is that OK?


Anonymous said...

And you say Dolly didn't know what a windowlicker is? Daft cunt; he's the biggest one I've ever met.

Anonymous said...

You want us to lend you the money to buy the Honda racing team? Ok Dick but I want a board seat at Virgin.

Anonymous said...

Listen, don't grin now beardie, bloody OH is ripping off Guido Fawkes with a Friday Caption , for Chrissake.

Anonymous said...

12.10 was me by the way.

Chaps - why not do something more original?

How about the Friday Question? Get your readers to propose a question on Friday and readers propose a solution. Keep the Question/answers in another window for the rest of said week. You know it makes sense.

Here's mine for starters:

The late Benazir Bhutto stated blandly on a TV interview that Osama bin Laden had been murdered by a Mr X (missed the name) so is it true that Osama bin Laden is dead?


Harrithebastard said...

Anonymous said...
12.10 was me by the way

The late Benazir Bhutto stated blandly on a TV interview that Osama bin Laden had been murdered by a Mr X (missed the name) so is it true that Osama bin Laden is dead?


20 February 2009 12:18

Brain dead maybe .

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Mash is worth a visit.

Anonymous said...

FFS don't make me laugh Richard. I'll piss myself again.

Anonymous said...

As yesterday's anonymous who commented on your use of Guido's stock phrases, I wish to make clear I am not today's anonymous complaining about your ripping off Guido's caption competition.

Anonymous said...

'Buccaneer 12.39
Mash is worth a visit'.

Why? Which? When?


Rightwinggit said...

The Penguin said...


I know a fat ole politician, he’s always on the job
A fat old, creepy grey-faced man, he really is a knob
He’s too thick for a Prime Mentalist, he’s never ever wrong
And everybody agrees he is a complete fucking mong


He laughs upon his jobbies, he laughs at lives destroyed
He laughs at everybody when they're getting unemployed
He never can stop laughing, he says he'd never tried
But once he did piss himself and laughed until he cried


Oh, His horrid face had wrinkles, and then he shuts his eye
He opened his great mouth, out came a hideous sigh
He said “Started In America,” I didn't know what for
And then he starting laughing, until he cracked his jaw


So if you chance to meet him while walking ‘round the town
Just shake him warmly by the throat and then knock the bastard down
Give him a thorough kicking, put his eye in a paper cup
And then you can all start laughing, and string the bugger up!



"Sorry, Gordon, I'm not in the music business now."

The Penguin

K. McEgan. said...

They are mocking the unique salvation of Calvary!Jn 3:16.Death will be their portion.Are you saved Brother Holborn?Bood was sprinkled for you on the mercy seat.

Old Holborn said...

So the coon says to the poof,"I told her to stop licking the window and lick this instead"

Anonymous said...

.....and do you know what he did then? He took an ordinary drinking straw, and cut a little nick, and put the straw into the nick and blew the whole thing up to the size of a balloon. And then he said, "D'you want to play pat-ball?"

max the impaler said...

Virgin on the ridiculous ?

Anonymous said...

We're ditching? Don't panic, I saved the world recently - saving this Airbus will be childs play....

Damo Mackerel said...

I can't think of any.... oh well here's something I found funny

Goodnight Vienna said...

"Branson trains his gaze on the right wing when Brown announces GordAir as new name for nationalised banks - and it has golden parachutes all round."

Friday afternoon is exactly when we do want to forget the sh*t of the week and have caption competitions - everywhere! We get enough depressing stuff for the rest of the week.

Mind you, Dolly's apparently modding at Guido's so, technically, that makes him liable for any offensive comments that get through, doesn't it?

Spartan said...

"Got to laugh really ... l've got an airline and rail company and l get sat next to this one-eyed, Scottish fucking idiot"

geewiz said...

" Hey Gordo, look at what I'm doing. Do you think I qualify to join your party?

Old Holborn said...

UK Debt is now 600% of GDP


Christ's purple arsegrapes said...

"Blood was sprinkled for you on the mercy seat."

Jesus had haemorrhoids? That'd be all the sitting on rocks in the wilderness.

Harrithebastard said...

Run that by me again Gordon , how much !

£2,200,000,000,000 in debt... i tells ya


hangemall said...

OH. This has been corrected to 300% of GDP. So we're only going to be run over by a juggernaut instead of a steamroller.

Goodnight Vienna said...

OH, it's been amended to 300% - so that's alright then.

Why aren't 3m people demonstrating in front of Downing Street?
Why do people think it will be fine and it won't affect them?
Why are people reassured by whatever the BBC says?

It's because people don't want to recognise the shit hitting the fan - people are naturally optimistic (won't last forever; it will get better - it's the old adage about it won't happen to 'me' - I'm alright Jack, pull up the ladder and bunker down).

This time it won't work; we've been sold so far down the river we can't see where we came from and we know fuck all about where we're going - except that it doesn't look good.

Your post of a ship going over the edge of the world the other day was a good analogy, except it should have shown a flock of sheep on deck and serried ranks of fucktards in the Capn's Cabin.

hangemall said...

anonymous 12:18

News on Bin Laden here:

Includes a link to David Frost's interview with Benazir Bhutto.

Anonymous said...

Do you know, this is probably the last British blog which doesn't moderate comments?

Marrakesh Mandy says we're fighters not quitters but we are doomsters.

One has to concede his genius for spin - he's turned a diplomatic incident into a shameless piece of self-promotion.

wv: mance - close but no cigar

Anonymous said...

Forgot the link


Earthlet Nigel said...

You fucking doned it this time, good an propper, it'll be your last laugh. Cunt

Anonymous said...

Thinks each:
"Why do I always get the loony sitting next to me?"

Anonymous said...

Branson thinks: Only another 1,000 feet higher to go & then I can push him out the emergency exit, fly back to the airport & collect the £2M from Harriet Harman. That'll certainly make his birthday go with a bang!

Anonymous said...

John O' Groats to Land's End express eh? At least we've got seats! HO HO HO

Gareth said...

1. Dicke to GB: "I like your beard."

2. The glowing smile and the flowing locks had stolen Gordon's heart like he has stolen all our money. He decided to go for the old yawn and put your arm round 'em trick he learnt at University. If that failed it would have to be the cock in the popcorn. Again.

3. The Alky Ada agent had wangled a seat next to the most important Briton in the land. Gordon set himself ready to detonate.

The Penguin said...

No moderation of any sort on my blog!

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

hangemall 15.06

Thanks - interesting.

Suppose one response is better than none!

William Gruff said...

GB: 'No .... She didnae? En the cludgie at number tairn? ' (Laughter and then after a pause even wilder laughter) 'Does Toony know?'

The verification word for this comment is 'pywort', which is appropriate for either man I think.

Anonymous said...

The one eyed cunt to Branston pickle ' You will need a big cock after Mandy'.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Gordon, between guffaws, " Richard, tell me again how you renamed Virgin Music "Zavvi" and then flogged it to those fellows; that always make me laugh".

Chalcedon said...

Let me show you the airlock.....ooops!

Bishop Brennan said...

'The cross-dresser and the nappy-wearer'

Which of us has the weirdest fetish?

wv: 'lunts' (genuinely). Almost perfect!

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