Saturday, 28 February 2009

Fat Trough Pigs Rack Up The Airmiles


Speaker Martin, universally acclaimed as the worst Speaker in the history of Parliament is no slouch when it comes to getting the taxpayer to cough up for him and his chippy missus to have an exotic holiday.

"Mrs Martin has no formal official role as the wife of the Speaker, yet the couple averaged an overseas trip once every four months to some of the most sought-after destinations in the world.

They include a 15-day visit to Hawaii and New Zealand in July/August 2004 and a two-day trip to the Bahamas in January 2007."

However, all of his junkets were approved by a Commons Committee chaired by Speaker Martin.

So that's obviously squeaky clean. Oink! Oink! Ouik!

The Penguin

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fucking wanker, he's for the chop come the time, cometh the hour.

Gordon said...

piano wire for the partners as well

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...
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The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

Mussollinis(another cunt from Italy) bint got strung up alongside him , however at least his bint was better looking than this Glaswegian harridan.
I dont want to see her cunt so can we hang her avec culottes?

Prodicus said...

Somebody tell the Plumber we have another one for him.

Oldrightie said...

"JUST ONE OF MILLIONS TO DO BETTER UNDER LABOUR".
Labour cronies and their opposite numbers around the world, not many of the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

Another Scottish politician abusing his power in England. Another fat, ignorant pig snouting at the trough. Why don't he & his oinking Mrs (£4K on taxi fares for food shopping around London for Mr Fatgut) f*** off back to Scotland & continue their life in the trough there? Because the Scottish taxpayers wouldn't stand for it, that's why! Only in England.....

Goodnight Vienna said...

Anonymous @ 11.08am "Fucking wanker, he's for the chop come the time, cometh the hour."

No, he isn't 'for the chop': he's for a big fat pension.

It's no good ordering 'piano wire' or naming lamp-posts; it's no good going long on concrete overshoes or hemp. It's also no good rioting.

What's needed is peaceful disobedience. Query your Council Tax; query a 'public' servant (oxymoron if ever there was one) wherever you find him. Let's face it, rioting with placards just isn't the British way but truculence and non-compliance is.

I'd rather see a Summer of 'what on earth do you think you're doing?' than a 'Summer of rage' predicted by some johnny-come-lately ACPO wallah in the pay of the govt.

Throwing bricks through windows of businesses and 'stringing up' politicans just isn't British - and it certainly isn't English.

There's nothing we can do about the past but there's lots we can do to create a better political system for the future. The Law of the Land is no longer fair so all round civil disobedience is what I recommend.

I'd love to string the buggers up but... they ain't worth it ... it will only result in self-harm. Contain the anger and remain 'civilly disobedient' at every opportunity.

wv - I had to do a dble-take, I thought it said inguino

Tyburn Jig said...

The tumbril awaits.

Arseholes said...

This is yet another fucking reason I will be supporting and voting for the BNP.

In fact, the way I feel at the moment, I couldn't give two shits about the consequences of many more people voting for them either.

If this is what it takes to get those in 'power' removed.

electro-kevin said...

Parliamentary Expenses = Hush Money

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Fuckit, I thought that was a sleaze pic of Bungme Martin cavorting with the Princess of Cornwall.

What Goodnight Vienna says though I have managed to cut down my interaction with the State for such tactics to be only marginally useful. Perhaps I should go out and engage with some CPSOs about that guy who parks on my side of the road and the neighbour whose nasturtiums keep intruding into my fucking garden ?

Dick the Prick said...

He's a classic truculent gimp. I expect his missus slaps him with her strap on.

Warsteiner said...

O/T but listen to the plod at the end of this clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEjMZunHIZ0&eurl=http://www.b3ta.com/links/Royal_Bank_of_Scotland_GIVE_US_OUR_MONEY_BACK


respect ? cunt.

Goodnight Vienna said...

It's not banned or compulsory 15.53pm - I take your point but you're just one person in your neighbourhood. Perhaps if the whole neighbourhood acted together?

We will never regain our laws unless we express revulsion against them. It's our right, after all.

Harrithebastard said...

WTF!

"She said Mrs Martin was invited to accompany her husband: “Whenever Mrs Martin does accompany the Speaker on official engagement, the visits are always authorised by the House of Commons authorities."

Why, in these troubled times does the eight chinned jock not just have a wank like the rest of us when we are ' working away ' ... and the odd visit to the local brothel? with as much respect as i can muster if i was in some exotic place the last fucking thing i would want is my wife to ' accompany me ' even if the poor taxpayer fucking insisted? so a big lard arse scrounging cunt Gorbels Mick might be, but he is definatley a big lard arse brainless scrounging cunt , having a wife ' tagging ' along who is 29 is one thing , dragging one half way round the globe who has the adams fucking apple which is most definatley not defying gravity ... is another whole world of WTF!

If i was Gorbels Mick , i would in no way have the audacity to waste taxpayers hard earnt in such a frivolous and wanten fashion . Nay , i would have drunk half of it , and fucked everything that was put in front of me with any spare free cash that was left.

Except his wife ! even i have my limits of tolerance .

So anyone who is feeling rather ' flushed ' at the present time i am available most weekends and all of the weekdays to spend your hard earnt however i see fit !

No reciepts required hopefully and will not be forthcoming anyway! only under some kind of torture method, and just for the record, i am a tad partial to ' waterboarding ' and being shafted ( dry ) by ze Labour lefty fuckwit party , so bring it on ... as long as it is carried out in the ' best possible taste ' .

The only comfort i can take away from this is ... at least i gave you fucking permission to fuck me over.

Goodnight Vienna said...
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floating voter: forced retirement sector said...

I feel the only recourse for me is to do exactly the opposite to which they would approve.
Its straight to combat 18 for me.
Do you think they take 58 year olds.

Goodnight Vienna said...

Floating voter - I'm sure they'll 'take you' but I think you'd be better off out.

f said...

Its this lot that scares me mate. They are the ones who have been fucking me over and will be doing the same til I am dead.

Harrithebastard said...

f said...
Its this lot that scares me mate. They are the ones who have been fucking me over and will be doing the same til I am dead.


necrophillia ! is it still illegal ? or have they had a ' crackdown ' on it yet .

Ze Labour will fuck you warm or cold , they don't appear to have a preference .

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Necrophilia's OK....... until some rotten cunt splits on you.

defender said...

Not anymore it seems. I lost a friend last year and they are still fucking him. Even when you send a death certifacate copy, it does not put them off in anyway.
He did screw them so they are not happy anyway, his family are now messing their heads up quite happly sending them looking for him all over the place. The tax, debt, people have been told he is dead as I said before.
Since they want to play silly buggers lets all join in, I say.

Harrithebastard said...

Fucking hellski tell me about it , and god rest me old dads soul , died about 6 or 7 years ago and prior to his sad demise, had a window repaired by the local stasi council fuckwits who insisted he still pay the bill for said repair ! i explained in vain i might add that this would be a tad difficult as he is dead ! i even produced the death certificate , still did not put them off the ' hunt ' though .

So as a last resort i made a personal visit to the local third reich office and requested a one to one with the said person named on the demand for payment ... he turned up and i told him with all the dignity i could muster to ... Fuck off ! never heard another thing .

Anonymous said...

A misplaced confidence in your own abilities and a brass neck seems to be the main requirement for these characters.

Tennesse Williams when asked what was the secret of happiness, replied "insensitivity". Speaker Martin is no doubt as happy as a pig in shit.

defender said...

Harrithebastard, the family has decided to completely waste there (tax man)time til the penny drops, 4 months so far. They send tax letters back with an address for another place in UK. Last one went back with an essex address written on the back.
He lived in Notts.

Harrithebastard said...

Defender maybe a word of ill advice , maybe not ?

But have you tried to send it back with the immortal words " No speaky English , you feeelthy English peeeeg , and just in case Feeelthy Engleeeish pig dog fucker ... GI i love you longgg time , sucky fucky five bucks GI feelthy Engleeish pig dog racist fucker!

A long shot i know , but its worth a try ,, and for i for one would love to know the outcome.

Good luck English pig dog racist inside out coconut xenephobic GI !

John Prescott's Seventh Chin said...

That photo must be an old one - he looks much more repulsive now. The cunt.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Goodnight Vienna and a good place to start is by challenging the inclusion of your children on the Contact database. Good articlle on it here:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/education/article5812022.ece

It is surprising the amount of trouble you can cause these people by continued polite enquiries. I've been at it for a while and most of them don't know what they're talking about. Making up laws and regulations as they go along. Keep challenging them. I know for a fact that it demoralises them. I have become an extremely awkward citizen and I'd encourage others to do the same. A couple of minutes of your time can keep a jobsworth tied up for several hours trying to unravel your enquiry and provide an answer.

Anonymous said...

They're always committed socialists until they get their first sip of champagne....and realise that capitalism actually tastes rather good.
Principles...jettisoned....

Anonymous said...

Not bad for a boiler fitter and his prostitute. I am not in any way referring to Mr and Mrs Martin.

It would be a shame if either, or both of them, suffered from cancer any time soon,. I shall pray for them tonight. Let it be a long, slow, lingering, and extremely painful death.

Harrithebastard said...

Talking of pigs

"Following complaints from the BNP, Miss Brand was investigated for allegedly committing an act of incitement to cause racial harassment but the Crown Prosecution Service said yesterday: 'We have advised the police to take no further action."

Well what a fucking suprise .

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