Friday, 13 February 2009

Draper finally goes mental




Get over there and watch a classic nervous breakdown, live.
Classic Derek, Pyscho the rapist (must get this kyboard fixed)


UPDATE: OH has just heard from "the West Country" that Derek will be out on his arse by Monday. Apparently, the last thing Labour needs right now is "a loud mouthed idiot ruining an attempt to enter the Blogosphere with inane ramblings"

38 comments:

polaris said...

What he needs is a psychotherapissed...

Oh how the mighty fall...

Stuffed White Cabbage said...

"Have you been CRB checked?"

I guess I am a little naive so can anyone explain to me why Mr Draper thinks that this comment is racist?

Why is commenting on whether Brown has been CRB checked racist?

The Last Of The Few said...

This is fabby.
What a way to spend a Fri eve.
There was me off for a few bevvy's and this arrived in my lap.
Saved a few quid to boot.

Still come on be sympathetic ole Dolly has to do something in the eve whilst his misses is being reemed by a light footed dancer...........AGAIN !!!

hahaha........you cant buy it

Anonymous said...

What a twat. Even Chris Paul is telling him to put a sock in it.

Screech said...

Well i was going to ask if this was the "Dolly" i've been hearing about but last of the few answered it for me. I notice that "Mister Wolf" a self confessed member/supporter of the Labour Party is having a pop at him too, trying to engage in real debate and what does he do? What they all do, detract from the real issues by drawing attention to....."Racism" yup the good old, get 'em all racism card, well done Dolly

Lord Turdburgler of Cesspool said...

There is no need to be nasty to my friend Derek. After all, he has had a difficult week.

Anyone can make a mistake on their CV.

All he needs is a visit to a shrink and time to get over his nervous breakdown.

In the mean time, I'm off to lift some shirts in Morocco for a few days.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with your keyboard exactly???

Ben Archibald said...

Draper is such a sad case, It must be wonderful to be at Labour Party Conference watching him be avoided. He has his acolytes, but let's face it; he's a failed student politician with a half-baked concept of himself as some sort of intellect. I had an egg mayo sandwich earlier with more to say for itself than this slimy over-scented clerk.

Katabasis said...

Priceless stuff!!

JD said...

Has anyone posted this on his 'blog'?
JD.

Anonymous said...

I think the problem with Dolly is that he has far too much to say, but it's all 'Me, Me look at me, how important I am, how wonderful I am...' when really he's a little oik with delusions of ability.

Katabasis said...

OMG - OUTSTANDING!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I agree entirely, Dolly sounds like a pre-menstrual teenager.

He's either unravelling at the speed of light or "his" posts are being written by one of his female flunkies.

@JD: I have, but for some reason my posts never get approved. :o)

Philipa said...

I honestly don't know why Dolly Draper is getting the coverage he is - he must be loving the attention. See, if you ignore a verrucca they DO go after a while. Then again thinking 'CRB checked?' is a racist comment is pretty funny.

Grim Reaper said...

Seriously, can't Peter Mandelson have a word with this guy? He seems able to sort out everything else...

Michael said...

I thought it couldn't get any funnier than Liam Byrne being laughed at by the audience of public sector workers on QT.

I never realised he was that much of a twat but looking at his theyWorkForYou I see he always has been.

Enemies of freedom and liberty, I hope you all get arse cancer.
I am so fucking angry my contempt for these fuckers is total.

I can't even smoke in my pub isn't that just the vulva on the cunt of NuLabour.

MARA MACSEOININ said...

Bloody hell, OH, I just read that Dolly 'pities you' - what a liberty. He really is the most appalling snot gobbet. However, it's all in a good cause because the thousands of NuLab supporting numpties who'd never heard of Guido's blog are now going to be checking it out. Meanwhile, I think we should club together and send Dolly one of those jerseys with the very long arms that tie around front and back

The Grey Council said...

He's fat, he's a runt
And he looks just like a cunt
Derek Draper
Derek Draper

blas said...

I know rap is probably not OH's thing, but check this out (via Ian Dale).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqBFF6TDI8I&eurl=http://www.iaindale.blogspot.com/&feature=player_embedded

Oh dear Derek. Even those cool rappers don't like you. Racists.

Guthrum said...

Oh Dear Oh Dear, The Prime Mentalist seeking God, now this. Its like watching a slow motion car crash

Anonymous said...

Has the pissed prat never heard of the Wayback Machine? His pathetic pouting is now on the internet forever. Good thing if it comes back to haunt him in 10 or 20 years time. DollyDrip, the perfect example of Nu Liebour child -- totally without control.

Miserable CUNT said...

Hahahahahahahah. Draper you twat!

Word verification: "folly"

Kevin Keegan said...

I'd love to shag his wife. I'd just love it! Up the arse too. Oh aye, one up the bum...no harm done.

Anonymous said...

So we have a scruffy, overweight, pisshead cuckold doing all they can to distract themselves from their failure of a life by publicly lashing out at people.

I'm sure a good psychotherapist can help with that behaviour.

For what it's worth I don't see how the majority of those comments are even vaguely racist.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised the cunny runt hasn't been put into the FSA or bumped into the HoL. Everyone else has!

WV: Stoma cunted fuck snivelling shit the rapist catheter prolapse parasite mongrel malignant drip

Anton said...

Kev mate, help yourself to sloppy seconds. The woman's insatiable.

Go and die in a fire, Dolly said...

This of course confirms that Dolly spends his time obsessively poring over Guido's comments (and probably yours), twitching with impotent fury at each mocking reference, feverishly noting every instance of crimethink. This is zaNuLab's great Internet counteroffensive. No attempt to defend this craven junta of overpromoted municipal Bottom Inspectors and student union twats, just frantic fingerpointing at anyone and everyone not in the bogerman's bunker - "he said a naughty word!"

I can see it now, the next ZaNu election slogan: "vote for us, or you're a RACIST!"

trashbag tony said...

draper is currently mulling over whether to allow this:

of course guido fawkes is a racist, he wholeheartedly supports the slaughter of gazan families, but the prime minister is hardly a hit with brown people either - except in afghanistan and iraq, of course...

in fact, most of these comments are satirical attacks on the prime minister's racist policies and his trigger-happy attitude when wielding the blame-thrower in the gang-culture debate. as a man with the blood of hundreds of thousands of innocent iraqi/afghan men, women and children staining his hands, the prime minister makes a poor role-model for britain's youth and in no position to lecture them on violence. what a hypocrite. why not remove YOUR links to the PRIME MINISTER, big d?

Anonymous said...

You'd think with Schillings being his lawyers (or at least claimed to be) they might have provided a quick briefing about defamation - that post by Dolly seems to tick all the required boxes for a libel writ.

The threat of harassment against the advertisers is just the icing on the cake.

While I'd tend to favour a more direct response to this sort of thing, I'm sure Dolly would find the close personal attention of a QC equally stimulating.

You have to wonder how much longer his backers will be able to tolerate his online and offline behaviour before he gets cast back into the outer darkness.

stanislav, a young polish plumber said...

A Draper's Tale

Letter to Derek, from Love'sLaboursLost


This fracas in cyberspace does raise, as they say, interesting questions.

Are, for instance global travellers on the information Superhighway, commenting, bound by the same arch and obscurantist politesse as is Westminster - dishonourable and right dishonourable thieving lying bastards on all sides facetiously bowing and scraping at one another, a faux courtliness masking an unprincipled gutter trade - or is it the case that the Internet is, as intended, a prohibitions-free zone, rightly uncorraled by UK legislation and convention ? Are bloggers to call on some CyberSpeaker to insist, point of order, that so-and-so withdraws that last remark?

It does seem that, as with much else, the House of Commons and its agents would, in matters of self-expression, ever restrict, proscribe, cajole and punish; the cry of I Spy Racist, here, being an example of the over-regulatory tendencies of all in MediaMinster.

Of nearly three hundred comments on the posting at order-order, a handful, fewer than usual, actually, are witty, many are angry, bilious, frustrated and another handful could be deemed deeply unpleasant; that comment moderation is enabled indicates that the truly incendiary comments are being filtered-out, so an element of notional Decency - always a difficult value judgement to make - is loosely imposed - for some, of course, any censoring is counterproductive; how can you challenge the unspeakable when none can speak it or hear it ? It must, nevertheless, be acknowledged that, as with the peurile TottyWatch - Guido aping that giant of Fleet Street, the great Libertarian, Mr Kelvin McKenzie - order-order does invite and provoke comment which it's owner, while clearly welcoming and celebrating, carefully refrains from making himself; this, though, is just the nature of show business and you have no business criticising Mr Fawkes' act or in pronouncing magisterially upon what may and may not appear in cyberspace, as though you are the sole arbiter not only of taste but of right and wrong.

There exists a legal framework for punishing incitement to racial hatred, if that is insufficiently potent you should lobby for it's strengthening; the reality of modern Britain, however - never mind the global audience which even a poor plumber can address, via the Internet - is that so-called incorrect language is the norm. In factories - such as remain - in pubs, in cafes, in clubs, at football grounds, in fact, everywhere outside the charmed circles of wealthy, political celebrity and Guardian-advertised "posts" in the public sector, where such corectness is rigidly policed, the comments which offend you so are everyday currency, that's how life is and order-order is, if anything, more tilted to "correctness" than you allow; more considerate and tolerant of Otherness than is assumed in your critique. Even within the component nations of the Union, hatreds, resentments and grievances flourish for centuries, mostly, these days, without incident; it is simply impossible to frame laws to make people like people they don't want to like. And rightly so, people will homogenise in time by their own efforts and exigencies, the State need only police the policeable- unfair discrimination, oppression and violence.

A minority of the country, a small minority, listens to Radio 4, reads the broadsheets, ho-ho-ho, watches Newsnight; an even smaller minority joins political parties; the endless, tyrannical rebukes from the braying, self-congratulatory Yasmin Alibhai Brown, the remorseless chiding of the ill-educated Melanine Phillips, the purple-faced why-oh-whyisms of Simon Heffer; the breathless I-Know-Bestism of Will Hutton and now the manufactured righteous indignation of Labour'sList, the sermonising cacophony, in short, from those whose only talent is to reprove, whose only industry is to hector, falls on deaf ears. The often coarse but evidently heartfelt jibes, however, of those who worship at order-order, reveal, in their vulgarity and acidity, in their anarchical bellicosity, the temper of the times.

Labour and Tory members, engineers of a racist holocaust in Iraq, promoters of and shareholders in AirTorture Inc. and joint authors of creeping totalitarianism at home can take their purse-lipped anti-racism sermons and preach them in the hospitals of Baghdad and Gaza and Kabul, among those made refugee to secure Tony Blair's fortune, his medal of Dishounour, let them preen and strut before the child amputees, the blind, the melted; let them, before they further lecture anyone, explain, if they can, the anti-racist credentials they reveal in this most recent Crusade.

You assume, Mr Draper, a morality which is obviously not yours, a correctness which your every word and action disown but most importantly and risibly, you claim a competence made ridiculous by each preposterous, daily maladroitness of the ludicrous Mr Brown and his Ship of Fools; in belittling the perfectly understandable outrage, rancour and cynicism for which order-order is a lightning conductor you demonstrate a complete failure to understand not only which way the wind blows but that there is a wind at all; here, you are out of your depth. Your Country, as Earl Kitchener might have said had he known you, doesn't need you.
Enlist who you will, marshal the whole of Westmister but you can't do this. You have neither the wit nor the industry; others may, Guido, for one, does, you don't. If you would, as we all should, assist what remains of the workers movement against the depradations of House of Commons Banking plc, you would go away, son, and spin no more.

The Penguin said...

I'm so proud to have had one of my captions selected by Dolly!

The Penguin

blas said...

Stanislav.

Sterling work.

Really.

Anonymous said...

Hear hear Mr Plumber....

IUnknown said...

Nice one Stanislav!

Katabasis said...

Stanislav - you've really captured the Zeitgeist there. Well done!

stanislav, a young polish plumber said...

Shitegeist, innit ?

Mitch said...

Draper wont like having his mental plumbing ripped out for all to see,his neurosis laid bare for the laughter of the masses.
Stanislav is the Hannibal lector of plumbing and blogging long may your pipe wrench strike true.

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to wonder if Dolly isn't a tory plant. I can't believe that anyone can be quite so genuinely clueless.

Let's hope he stays - he is top entertainment.

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