Saturday, 14 February 2009

A Cunning Plan



Here is a plan for stimulating the economy that does not involve the Banks, declare March Tax Free month.

Nobody has PAYE or NI deducted from their salary in March, the Government are just wasting it anyway.

Plus points-

People will see what they are really earning as opposed to what is left after they have been robbed blind.

Those with debts and overdrafts can reduce them at a stroke (others admittedly will go on the lash, but pubs and restaurants are struggling), savers can stuff cash under the bed or even start investing

People will wake up to the fact that the world will keep turning without punitive Taxes and ask why are they paying so much.

Central and local Government will have to draw their horns in and sack all the diversity managers et al

Businesses can have a month off being pursued by HMRC

Brown/Cameron/Clegg will stop making promises of how they are going to spend our money.

Go on give it whirl, the States have had Tax rebates,( its better than 'quantative easing')

17 comments:

Shirking From Home said...

Snotty just loves brooding in his counting parlour. What is he going to do in March? Visit a few more businesses and hardworkingfamilies FFS? Please God no.

Guthrum said...

No he is going to see the Pope

Anonymous said...

I see the Pakis have been at it again...

Houses searched by terror police

"Police have confirmed the vehicles were meant to be part of the Gaza aid convoy which left London earlier."

Well, I suppose the cunts *were* running low on explosives after all the rockets they've been firing at Israel recently.

Go on Guthrum (and all you other deluded liberals), tell me its all a conspiracy and further *proof* of our freedoms being eroded.

Twats.

Oldrightie said...

My idea is similar. Give the billions direct to the population. Halve mortgage debts up to £200,000but the payments must be saved for two years. These monies to go into small mutuals or new small local banks created from closing the gigantic twats who have caused this mess.
After two years you have real money to spend.

The Economic Voice said...

Great idea! Include council tax in that and it really rocks!

Goodnight Vienna said...

Isn't this what the Conservatives are proposing?

Damo Mackerel said...

It's not going to happen. We're screwed. It's as simple as that.

captainff said...

How would the self employed benefit from this idea?

Freebritannia said...
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Freebritannia said...

Extending the idea a little further.

You know about "tax freedom day" I presume;

http://www.adamsmith.org/tax-freedom-day/

Well why make it reality. Each year, the workers would not get paid a dime until "tax freedom day", with all their earnings going to the Treasury until that point and none after.

To tide them over, prevent their kiddies from atarving, etc, the Government might lean upon it's (nationalised) banks to extend credit to the workers, just to keep the wolf from the door, and at the usual rates of interest.

Let's see how many folks vote for socialism under that.

Guthrum said...

Anonymong

'Go on Guthrum (and all you other deluded liberals), tell me its all a conspiracy and further *proof* of our freedoms being eroded'

You seem to be in the know, what have the cops found ?

Guthrum said...

'You know about "tax freedom day" I presume'

As a deluded Liberal of course I do, I think it is going to be December 28th this year

Mitch said...

How about HMG send a receipt for all taxes taken and not just PAYE and NIC add on vat and road tax,insurance tax,flight tax and all the other little slices they take then see who votes labour.

Anonymous said...

"You seem to be in the know, what have the cops found ?"

Well its obviously early days in the investigation but apparently the signs are that they seem to have found your tongue and nose wedged deep inside their Muslim arses...

Guthrum said...

Anonymong

'Well its obviously early days in the investigation but apparently the signs are that they seem to have found your tongue and nose wedged deep inside their Muslim arses...'

Cracking repartee, lets hope they find drugs, white slaves, AK47's and explosives then you can start moving the cattle trucks into Bradford

SaltedSlug said...

Well its obviously early days in the investigation but apparently the signs are that they seem to have found your tongue and nose wedged deep inside their Muslim arses...

Mum, get off the internet, you're pissed again.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

A better plan, suggested by a chap on Radio 4 this afternoon would be to let loose al the bank robbers and not let the Police catch them because in this way more of the banks money would enter the economy.

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