Monday, 23 February 2009

Chris Grayling - Uebercock

A yellow coded curfew is in force. This is for YOUR protection

Just to show us how things could be so much better under the next mob, this complete cockwaft (currently in opposition) has put forward that we should put children under curfew.

"Confined to their homes"

Young troublemakers could be confined to their homes, outside school hours, for a month under plans being unveiled by the Conservatives.
In his first major speech as shadow home secretary, Chris Grayling said those who break curfews "should expect to find themselves in the cells".
Police would apply for a court order to "ground" youths for up to a month.

You utter cunt. We already have laws to deal with scrotes and rat boys. We just never use them. Don't you even THINK about introducing curfews against ANY of us.


Bristol Dave said...

How would this be any more effective, or any more enforced, than the current "ASBOs"?

What a load of old SHIT.

Just proves it's going to be more of the same, doesn't it.

WV: argies. Wonder if the Argentinians have this problem.

Delphius1 said...

And just how are the Police going to identify these youths out when they shouldn't be?

Stitch a yellow star to their clothes?

Anonymous said...

Useless. Yet more meaningless legislation to paper over the cracks.

Either use the existing (probably recent) legislation in the manner in which it was directed or ditch it.

Surely Westminster isn't legislating just for the sake of it, for the sake of their arses and it isn't worth the paper it is written on?

Cunts need stringing up.

wv - talio

What I will say as I march on parliament when the nights get longer and the numbers outside taking the evening air are greater - which they will :)

Mark Wadsworth said...

Indeedy. Grayling was one of the first to scream blue murder when the ACMD said that maybe Ecstasy tablets aren't particularly dangerous.

Anonymous said...

The only people who should be under curfew are the 646, they really have no idea that we are going down whilst they make these platitudes

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I really want the conservatives to be everything NuLiebore aren't, but they spoil it every time they open they're mouths!

wv: slime (I kid you not!)

Freebrittania said...

So you've let your kids back out of the cellar then?

Old Holborn said...


How the fuck does a post office monkey acquire a £100,000 yacht?

Apart from his freeloading girlfriend of course.

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Brown and fuck off the upper echelons of the police too. Fuck off. Your time us coming cunts.

Snowolf said...

And what is the difference between this and the ruling and compo that's just been handed out by the courts in relation to the detention of some properly nasty people, rather than those who sneer, swagger and don't put their litter in the bin?

They'd be screwed over for breaching 'ooman rights.

I hope they carry on pimping the policy, it can be the Tory version of British Jobs for British Workers.

Chalcedon said...

I'm going to have to dust off me old black uniform and red arm band. Then I can hide in plain sight amongst them. No one will ever know (unless they ask for my papers, then I'm a gonner)

Damo Mackerel said...

And the government will need to set up another quango and employ thousands to implement this? Effectively buying more votes for labour.

bofl said...

wake up people!!!!!!!

this has been going on already!!!!!!

in the name of law and order etc it is being used to make us all subserviant at some stage to the uebercunts -whoever they are-red or blue........

when it becomes the norm then the sheep wont make a sound as they are led to the abbattoir!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why do we continue to criminalise our kids?

Anonymous said...

Why do we continue to criminalise our kids?
Because they are criminals OK?

Dick the Prick said...

Do as I say not as I do.

I had this mental RAF interview when I was a kid and the Wing Co said 'if an officer trashes a bar it's high spirits, if a airman does it, it's bang out of order'.

Fuck 'em.

Mitch said...

Roll on "the summer of rage" I know where my MP lives hohoho.

Katabasis said...

"I had this mental RAF interview when I was a kid and the Wing Co said 'if an officer trashes a bar it's high spirits, if a airman does it, it's bang out of order'."

Unreal. I had a very similar experience myself that permanently put me off signing up.

Wasn't a Wing Commander Herd was it?

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Time to get meself a taser. Far better for chav scum than any curfew.
Should help in the summer of rage, too!

Dick the Prick said...

I think it was Katabasis. Podgy dude, mid 50's, completely vacant?

Sat down with groupy after and he just laid into him - very odd. Almost like 'he's always been a twat'. Shame. Tornados man, Tornados.

Rock and roll. Gotta make money some how - just not flying the best vehicles in the world - bollox.

North Northwester said...

Hooligans can feel pain. Hooligans can remember pain. Hooligans can anticipate pain. Hooligans can be taught to fear pain.

Pain is cheap and readily available and it never runs out.

It doesn't last long, needn't scar too much,[assuming we want remedial punishment as well as deterrence?] and then when they and their useless slag mums are weeping in front of the whole the housing estate, you cancel all benefits for the miscreant child.


Then borstal the little bastard for six months and see if she wants him and his benefits back.

I'd give it two years before the hoodies surrender nationwide.

Delphius1 said...

Did Chris Grayling and Jaqui Smith share a scriptwriter this weekend?

Seems to be the same thing with different words.

If both main parties are so close on policy where does the person wanting radical change put their vote?

Spartan said...

Jesus Christ! ... more freaking laws? We've had 3000+ since ZanuLabour were in and these idiots want more?

Time to finish the job Fawkes started!

Baccha said...

"If both main parties are so close on policy where does the person wanting radical change put their vote?"
I believe the most popular alternative at the moment is the BNP...
But ignoring that for a moment, how about allowing us to discipline our kids by slapping their arses & / or grounding them without having them report us to the police for assault or false imprisonment

Mitch said...

Large numbers of police forces are planning to cut thousands of officers despite the threat of a recession-driven surge in crime and disorder.

Representatives from dozens of police forces contacted by The Times last night gave a grim picture of falling numbers and “significant and painful” cuts.


Anonymous said...

Fuck off Brown you cunt.

Mummy said...

Chris Grayling as a total toss-pot, please check my take on his ideas.
please, pretty please.

Thankyou muchly for the inspiration O/H.

Arseholes said...

A dirty protest is the way to go - Man 'waged urine-spray campaign' .

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