Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Some people are gay. I SAID SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY!!!


I’m sick of it. Thoroughly sick of it.

At every turn today, I am being shouted at by people who like to sleep with people of the same sex. Nothing I watch or see or do is untainted by this vociferous minority.

They have a voice WAY beyond anybody else and all I can hear is them shouting. Again.

So what is so fucking different about Gays? WHY do they demand quotas, special rights, representation at every level and in every fucking thing?

In essence, homosexuals are exactly the same as everybody else, except what they do in bed. But so are sado masochists and adult babies. So are people into rubber or wife swapping or cock piercings. Do they demand quotas, representation, legislation? Do they have to infiltrate every facet of modern life? Do they have to march through the streets demanding recognition?

No, they fucking don’t. They get on with doing whatever it is they enjoy. And they leave me alone. Gays can’t do that. They have to be seen and heard at every opportunity. Their views have to be taken into account, their opinions sought before the rest of us are allowed to get on doing whatever it is we do.

Stop telling us what you do in bed. I’m not fucking interested. You are not special. You do not need special rights any more than I do. You just need to shut the fuck up.


Perfect example of queens screaming LOOK AT ME! Over at Mrs Dale’s place.
Along with an advert
YE GODS

41 comments:

The Penguin said...

Since they can't breed, how come there's some many of them?

The Penguin

Fidothedog said...

I blame Gordon he set up quotas probably in all the ministries of paperclips.

Claim your gay an get a week extra holiday or something.

The Penguin said...

Oh and the fat porker bursting out of his shirt at front right should not be on a gay pride march, he should be out jogging with Gordon.

The Penguin

Mark Wadsworth said...

@ Penguin, gays can't 'breed' in that sense, but evolution has sorted it out that the gay gene (which has subtle evolutionary advantages to the family or tribe or society as a whole) is passed on indirectly.

Anonymous said...

The peoples Republic of Manchester when the twats had the bit between their teeth in the 80's were going to buy, wait for it a huge building on Whitworth st and turn into a pink triangle centre for gays and lesbians. Thatcher with her poll tax put the kybosh on that. They are still there holed up, employed by the council as they can't get a job anywhere else. I wouldn't trust these nitwits to run an errand let alone an economy bigger than some developing countries. If it were down to me I would sack the lot and prosecute them for theft of our money. Brfore they take early retirement through a stress related problem.

Ampers said...

Holy shit :-)

Anonymous said...

Maybe I read the wrong newspapers but, last time I looked, no-one ever got kicked to death in a London park for for being into wife swapping or cock piercing.

You frequent the political blog of a gay man and you find stuff about gays on there. If only you'd had some form of warning.

Dave H said...

Years ago, Suzuki brought out a motorcycle called the Bandit. It may have made sense to them but it left a lot bikers sniggering. Later models included the Lifter, Burglar, Gardener and Packer. I suppose now laughing publicly at that would illegal. Shit. The Righteous have outlawed certain words and are proud of it. Not a single warning bell rang. I suppose this is why they want us to be relaxed about the concept of being anally fucked.

Penguin, from a posting on Guido I assume you are a fan of Guy Ritchie films. As for Bricktop, the way those glasses made his eyes swivel was inspired.

Old Holborn said...

Anonymong

Plenty of people are getting kicked to death in the park. Ordinary people. It doesn't mean ordinary people have to set up "action groups" and have a "Ordinary Pride" march does it?

The Penguin said...

I just thought the visual resemblance between Lord Death of Blackburn and Bricktop was worthy of bringing to a wider audience.

I liked Snatch, certainly.

The Penguin

Sue said...

It's getting so ridiculous. In one way or another we can all claim we belong to a minority group.

I'm in the "Women with Binging Red Hair" group and I think people discriminate against me because of it!

I demand equal rights!

I'm going to scream in a minute or take alot of drugs!

Snowolf said...

All the points I was going to be made here, have been made. However scrolling to the bottom I noticed the word verification was 'unobbia' and couldn't let it pass.

Is Unobbia a gay Utopia?

idle said...

The problem with these groups is their arseholier-than-thou attitude.

Marios said...

Goths get kicked in the park. What next, the goth pride in Birmingham? Also, how come there are gay & lesbian sections in bookshops? I don't see any heterosexual, emo, 'likes s&m', 'likes-a-quick-one-in-a-pub-car-park-kind-of-person' sections.

Oldrightie said...

Sue said...
It's getting so ridiculous. In one way or another we can all claim we belong to a minority group.

I'm in the "Women with Binging Red Hair" group and I think people discriminate against me because of it!


--------------------------
No way, Sue, perfection personified!
Do you include Mrs Dale in your rant, OH?

K. McEgan. said...

Let me break it to you gently,O.H. "They" march because "they" are discriminated against.If having blue eyes was a crime would you think it fair?Or would you do summat about it?

James said...

But we (most of us) don't demand special rights, only equal rights (e.g. not to be sacked because I'm gay, just as I can't be sacked because I'm white or male). I thoroughly agree that some people go overboard, trying to be offended by everything, but I'm not sure how you can say it's thrust down your throat. I've never, ever seen two men holding hands in the street, let alone kissing - that's not discrimination, but it is sad. And which bodies have quotas, incidentally? Most equal opps monitoring forms quite rightly make no mention of sexuality, so I scarcely see how all these gay recruits are being identified. I accept and approve the fact that heterosexuality is the norm, and that being gay is abnormal - that's fine. Likewise, I would never take part in a pride march - why be proud of what I can't choose? I also believe many gays are their own worst enemies - calling themselves 'straight-acting' etc. No-one's asking for special treatment.

bofl said...

i just applied for a job at my local council..questions were.....sexuality/race/religion........

ffs!!!!!
as i put white i probably won't get an interview.....
for religion i was going to put tantrika......but i thought this might not fit in....maybe i should have put muslim as i am told there is a prayer room at the councils' head office......according to my friend who works there -it is used by one person....still it was money well spent!!!!!!!

Barbarossa said...

I admit it, I discriminate against "Women with Binging Red Hair"...

Positively.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Terrible, isn't it? Makes you want to spit........or swallow.

haddock said...

"but I'm not sure how you can say it's thrust down your throat."
yeuukk was that the right turn of phrase to use.

Chalcedon said...

I've been saying the same thing for years. I'm not interested in gays. I believe in live and let live. I have nothing against people of this persuasion. They can get on with their peverted lifestyle. As long as they don't bother me, I won't bother them. Why they are so 'in your face' and militant about their behaviour or proclivities is rather beyond me.

Anonymous said...

K Mc Egan

The point is there is no normal pride march for heterosexuals is there.
If you like to take it up the tailpipe that is up to you but it is nothing to take pride in.
Pride has been hijacked by the queers just like gay.
I take pride in a lot of things but I dont feel so insecure I have to march around telling everyone about it.

Captain Swing said...

Talking of Gays.One of the firemen
that was disciplined for refusing to take part in a Gay "Pride" march
in Scotland has won his appeal.

The Police want to be seen as shirt lifters these days for some reason but marching in uniform in a Gay Pride March is just wrong.I take it that they were on duty and we were paying for this.

Anonymous said...

Sue said...

It's getting so ridiculous. In one way or another we can all claim we belong to a minority group.

It's called 'divide and rule'. It's what bent governments do when they have no other means with which to hold power.

Us mugs get sucked in every fucking time. EVERYONE, whatever there colour, whatever their sexuality, has one, obvious enemy.

The ZaNu Labour government.

The rest is bollocks.

AngryDave said...

A while ago some firemen from Bristol got into trouble for disrupting a group of gay guys having sex in public. Now there was me thinking that having sex in a public place was illegal, but it was the firmen who got into trouble for 'victimising' them and making them feel uncomfortable.

I will continue to say what i do and dont like regardless of what the legislation is. It should only be a problem if i choose to attack someone for no other reason than they are gay/muslim/black or whatever.

Snowolf said...

'If having blue eyes was a crime would you think it fair?'

I wasn't aware that being homosexual was a crime, or has the law been changed whilst I wasn't watching? It's not beyond the realms of probability...

JPT said...

I don't mind what they do in private but I just don't like them ramming it down my throat that's all...

Kippers Dickie said...

Well, I think I'm going to have to leave the country in case the eu make it compulsory.

Old Holborn said...

Just had a look at Stonewalls accounts

They are funded by the Department of Trade and Industry (WTF?)

Who is the Head of that Department?

Step Forward Lord Fondlebum of Boys

You couldn't make it up.

Grim Reaper said...

What on earth is your obsession with gay sex, seriously? Is there something about your sexuality which you're not telling us?

J said...

It's the same old minority groups over and over again, and I mean the same old minority groups.

Gays, Muslims, MPs. They have such a hard life they are so desperate to keep telling us about it.

Quite frankly being gay seems to be a bit of blast, lots of celebrity friends, lots of parties, all the best clubs, can wear whatever you want, even make-up if it takes your fancy, and to cap it all off, once a year you can take over London and blow a whistle all day.

I await the time when dogs are given their due as a minority. I have four, and i want tax credits for them and a cold weather payment.

Anonymous said...

I support these marches/demos as they symbolise personal freedom for everyone straight or gay. There are more than enough individuals/political groupings/religious groupings/communities who would like little more than to dictate to all of us what we can or can't do in the bedroom. And they would, given half a chance. They are the threat to personal liberty.

stanislav, a young polish plumber said...

BEWARE OF GAYS BEARING SNOT.

It is a point well made. Many - constitutionally tolerant, easygoing, free-thinking, non-conformist Outsiders - are up to here with marching regiments of bleating nancies, of pierced exhibitionistic freaks, of pansies dressed entirely provocatively as dildo-wielding nuns - and thus, themselves, violating the sensibilities of countless religious persons - and of the tiresome and juvenile preoccupation with anal sex and its concomitant risk to the wider population. To air any such concern is, of course, de trop and is akin, apparently, or encouraging of, the specific violence which is known as gay or queer bashing. As you say, many fall victim to mindless violence at the hands of crazy bastards; that some victims are gay and are targeted for being such is only as regrettable as a woman being raped, pissed on and thrown in the canal or a family man being killed outside his home over a bottle of plonk, it is no more so and it is an impudence to suggest otherwise.


Impudence, however, is something engineered into many.


Some preachytype on order-order accused us of homophobia and racism and cowardice and fuck knows what else, all the sins that person is heir to under NewLabour and all merely for stating the obvious about Sweet Baby Gordon. The thing, one of the things, about these people is that so great is their conceit, so narrow their vision that they can only conclude that criticism of Brown must mean a pro-Tory stance on the part of the critic. Below is part of the respnse to he who is called Mr Inquisitor.



"......plumbers federation is neither racist nor pro-Tory and not antigay, so egalitarian are we that we believe - incomprehensibly to a mind such as yours - that gay people are entitled to exactly the same amount of derision, mockery and abuse as any other twittering, Me First minority "Community" of this or that - Hebes, Taffies, Paddies, Dykes, doctors, Pikies, Jocks, lawyers and so on, the common application of the word Community is, upon even the mildest scrutiny, deeply offensive, exclusive, segregationist, supremacist and divisive; there is only one "Community" and it is planetary,polyglottal, polyracial and polysexual; and it is generally divided into those who are oppressed and those, like yourself, who do the oppressing shit. It is not Brown's clear sexual preference or, as we must say, orientation, it is the deceit which rankles, in that and almost everything else. Gore Vidal, incidentally, a noted and incisive poof, often remarked that there is no such thing as a homosexual, just a person who commits homosexual acts; many find this a persuasive analysis although it would probably put a lot of gay, lesbian and transgender workers out of a job as well as forcing idiots like yourself to think a little harder than you do.


As for homofuckingphobia it is, so to speak, an arsehole word which no thoughtful person would deploy, one of many dreamed up by ill-lettered Jobsworth bureaucrats and vengeful minority misanthropes over the past twenty years, linguistically it is meaningless, contradictory and for the vast majority in this country, a cultural irritation, a vile Newspeak. Fuck me, even Mr Fucking Delicious doesn't talk about racism and homophobia And he's a McMutant, bless his Cro-magnon ginger heid.

The racism rebuke is also pathetic. How many dead Iraqis is it now, how many slaughtered Afghani wedding parties, how many brown children butchered for Blair's bonus, his medal of Dishonour.

Those ungrateful Iraqi bitches still haven't thanked Geoff Hoon for him killing their own wee babes. Racism ? NewLabour are the biggest racists in recent history. You are obviously in the right party........"


Odd, isn't it, that the notional dialectic of liberation -sexual, political, religious - is hi-jacked by the institutionalised, industrial-scale murderers, thieves, blackmailers, nonces and racists of new Labour and that we, the Eternal Outsiders, our faces shat upon, are rebuked for our incorrect words.

Let us join to-gether and pray, as we gathered together in cyberspace often pray - Up, straight, gay or wha-ever, against the wall, motherfuckers.

Anonymous said...

Come the revolution when we can our country back, all the Equality, Diversity, Multicultural and Positive Discrimination laws should be repealed immediately.

All Equal Opportunity bodies, departments and organisations must be closed down with their divisiveness.

Anonymous said...

My tolerance level has been exhausted.

So far as I am concerned they are no longer "gays" but "queers" and "poofs" again.

Iain Dale said...

Stan @ whenever

Nah.

Poof

Anonymous said...

Considering that you're meant to be a libertarian, you make a fucking good job of being a whining reactionary arsehole sometimes.

Philipa said...

Well of course they breed! Last time I was in a gay club I bumped into my bank manager - married with 3 children. The look on his face was priceless. I wondered how many other married men were there alone? Excepting the ones searching for rent boys on Hampstead Heath, obviously.

Anonymous said...

I don't think they should be claiming for special rights, I mean, c'mon! They are not some sort of etnic minority, they are not legally different from any of us, and I'm pretty sure there are laws protecting people from discrimination, so they should be fine! I'm not a hater, but I think gay people should stop thinking of themselves as soooo damn unique. I don't go around telling everyone about my private issues, because they're private. I respect people who stand for something, but I just don't think that's the case.

Anonymous said...

The only reason they are all in our faces is, lets be honest, because you wouldn't see a same sex couple kiss and not clock it - Whether you were repulsed or otherwise.

We are only a couple of generations after UK society pretty much accepted it. In 50 years it wont even be an issue.

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