Sunday, 18 January 2009

Pissing Away £3 Million


It has emerged that wee willy wanky Andrew "Eye Liner" Burnham has a budget of £3 MILLION to piss away on fancy dinners in exotic locations for a bunch of fellow travellers and cronies from the NuLibore Righteous Hierarchy.

The first of these hot air parties was held at an Art Gallery in Scousepool, City of Culture, and cost a staggering £60,000 for just 20 troughing snouts. These included such luminaries as BBC Director General Mark Thompson and Channel 4 chief executive Andy Duncan, Nicholas Coleridge, managing director of publishers Conde Nast, Phil Redmond, creator of Grange Hill, and Culture Minister Barbara Follett. With a guest list like that I'm relieved I wasn't invited.

The pigs also had to listen to a motivational speech by little Andy. Probably along the lines of "Scoff up, we're unlikely to be able to do this after the next election."

The Penguin


9 comments:

Daisy said...

awww i wasn't invited...and i have the perfect pair of heels! he really is a cunt!

Britain Awake said...

This is the cunt who wants to censor the internet!

Anonymous said...

We know to know height and weight to get the rope length correct please.

1984 said...

Enter the BBC again one supposes, with yet another propaganda crusade of We Love You New Labour

Shirking From Home said...

What an utter cunt. What number lamp post do you have for him OH?

Anonymous said...

Phil Redmond: the champers socialist who launched a million school bullies!

electro-kevin said...

These aren't the types I'd like to drink with - even if they were picking up the tab.

Creeps.

Anonymous said...

I hate Burnham - he's a cunt

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Guest at 4 O'clock looks like Sir Humphrey.

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