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Thursday, 1 January 2009

Piss OFF


Normal service may be resumed soon time soon. Or not


22 Comments:

Anonymous,  1 January 2009 18:43  

I think you have a copyright problem. I am sure that is me in the photograph.

Hang on, the better half has appeared seen what I am typing and apparently we are all drunken cunts.

Daisy 1 January 2009 19:13  

i don't recognize the hat...

Ampers 1 January 2009 19:47  

Dick the Prick said... "Empty glass!!"

And so it should be...

... bottle an' all!

Wish you all a "survivable" New Year...

killemallletgodsortemout 1 January 2009 20:07  

Nice one!

Hope you're having a great New Year's Day!!!!!!

Thud 1 January 2009 20:34  

I think I'll have a pretty decent year...I can't be the only one but all I read seems to be doom and fucking gloom.Happy New Year to all who frequent here and to OH...keep doing what you do best you awkward git.

Harrithebastard,  1 January 2009 20:53  

Anonymous said...
I think you have a copyright problem. I am sure that is me in the photograph.

Hang on, the better half has appeared seen what I am typing and apparently we are all drunken cunts.


Well there is fuck all wrong with her eyesight anyway ... and she is right.

someday 1 January 2009 21:05  

Take your time and have nice hols.

Cato 1 January 2009 21:15  

Oooooh, my liver hurts!!
Happy New Year to you bunch of Hoons..and you OH.

Slurp, hic, belch.

a very, merry, mad manc cunt,  1 January 2009 21:43  

I got pissed. Still feel pissed. I slung a bid in with the mrs, scored a fuckin' hat trick. Only another year to go and who knows, I may get lucky again.

JD 1 January 2009 22:11  

This is going to be the BEST YEAR EVER!!
JD.

Shirking From Home 2 January 2009 11:00  

Happy New Merry OH. Here's to an interesting 2009.

Tuscan Tony 2 January 2009 11:32  

Only 2 dead magnums on the table, you flamin' lightweight! Have an excellent 2009, OH.

hangemall,  2 January 2009 13:35  

Look at the size of the hand and wrist. OH was never a keyboard player (see Tuscan Tony's blog circa 3rd December).

OH is really that gorilla that plays the drums and I claim my five pounds.

Angry of SE1,  2 January 2009 13:59  

Commenting on OH's trip to Jockland, Angry of SE1 said....

"Buchanan is pronounced Puke-Cannon isn't it? I expect this will be a reality on the morning of 1 Jan 2009!"

Many a true word spoken in jest....

Dick the Prick 2 January 2009 18:19  

Mad Manc - you what? Got a double? Fucking hell lad - well done, well done indeed.

Anonymous,  2 January 2009 18:36  

DRINK DRINK and be merry for tomorrow the Govern... cunts... will ban it!

Rab C. Nesbitt 3 January 2009 01:01  

Happy new year everyone! Not a drink has passed my lips so far. Duty calls unfortunately!

Anonymous,  3 January 2009 16:31  

So under the new 'Obesity Laws' will Charles Clarke, David Blunkett & 'Pies' Prescott be forced to make changes to their lifestle? Oh silly me, of course not - it'll be 'one rule for us, another rule for them'. Speaking of which - Gordon himself is a bit of a bloater, & Jacky 'Seven Chins' could do with a good slimdown.

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