i want that mat!!!!!!i NEED that mat!!!!!!
3 surgeons 1 from iran, 1 from germany and 1 from the uk.Irainian doc says we are so good that we can take a healthy kidney and put in to a man and and have him looking for work in one week.Thats nothing says the german, we can take a lung from one man and put it in another man and he can be up and looking for work in 3 days.The brit says, thats fuck all. We took an asshole from scotland put him in no.10 and now every fuckers looking for work
Meanwhile, Lord Mandelbum has still not returned to Dolly's Dump to answer the questions or respond to the comments, despite his promise to do so.Still, not like it was a manifesto commitment!The Penguin
@ Anonymous 13.51LMFAO!!!
But I don't think he has been a poorly paid Civil Servant, he was an EU commissioner, which means he would have spent very little of his 'salary', as he would have charged all his living expenses to us. Easy to save a million or so, when you do not have to pay for board and lodgings.That is the real scandal
2.5 mil? Three months profit on expenses!
Ampers said... 2.5 mil? Three months profit on expenses!13 January 2009 15:47Okay , fuck it where do i sign.It gotta be better than actualy working for a living , i will even succumb to Ronaldo doing the dirty on me? and going in dry . no pain no gain ... thats my philsophy .
Fucking nasty piece of work. Encapsulates all that is rotten with westminster.
Pete's not in the shit again is he?
Oh, the Evening Standard published my comments
Whilst i can safely assume that the Meddlesom one can take good advice from no one ... but some dodgy mortgage advisor , whilst under the deranged influence of much absinth and a plentifull supply of vaseline by the bucket full ... i may not be at John Holmes the ' beast' standard ! But i can assure his Lord this one and frank thing .You would most definaltley not want it on the end of your nose aa a fucking wart ...PS: Ones arse would resemble the end of a wizards sleeve quicker than one could obtain a dodgy mortgage anyway ...No shame , no honour ... but one hell of a tool . Fuck it , if its wet and its warm ! its good enough for me .
The Boudoir in Marrakesh is still in the process of cleaning up after the Mandelson party visit. I believe they’re still trying to get the shit stains out of the white linen bed sheets. Looks like a good time was had by all. Fucking Delicious!
Where is the cunt?
From the Standard link, Mandy's box looks quite large & red. I hope he's not been overdoing it.
Just like a rollin' stoneI'm outside lookin' inBut if your chance came would you take itWhere on earth do I beginI'm Mandy fly meI've often heard him jingleIt's never struck a chordWith a smile as bright as sunshineHe called me through the posterAnd welcomed me aboardHe led me he fed meHe read me like a bookBut I'm hiding in the small printWon't you take another lookAnd take me awayTry me Mandy fly me awayThe world was spinning like a ballAnd then it wasn't there at allAnd as my heart began to fallI saw him walking on the waterAs the sharks were comin' for meI felt Mandy pull me up give me the kiss of lifeJust like the girl in Dr. No No No NoAh when they pulled me from the wreckageAnd his body couldn't be foundWas it in my mind it seemsI had a crazy dreamI told them so but they said no no no noI found me on a streetAnd starin' at a wallIf it hadn't have been for MandyHis promise up above meWell I wouldn't be here at allSo if you're travellin' in the skyDon't be surprised if someone said HiI'm Mandy fly me
I remember all my lifeRaining down as cold as iceA shadow of a manA face through a windowCrying in the nightThe night goes intoMorning, just another dayHappy people pass my wayLooking in their eyesI see a memoryI never realizedyou made me so happy, oh MandyWell you came and you gave without takingbut I sent you away, oh Mandywell you kissed me and stopped me from shakingI need you today, oh MandyI'm standing on the edge of timeI Walked away when love was mineCaught up in a world of uphill climbingThe tears are in my mindAnd nothing is rhyming, oh MandyWell you came and you gave without takingbut I sent you away, oh Mandywell you kissed me and stopped me from shakingAnd I need you today, oh MandyYesterday's a dream I face the morningCrying on the breezethe pain is calling, oh MandyWell you came and you gave without takingbut I sent you away, oh Mandywell you kissed me and stopped me from shakingAnd I need you today, oh Mandy
13 January 2009 13:51Hope you don't mind, after I stopped laughing I borrowed the joke for my place.
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