Sunday, 18 January 2009

Inspector Morsel

Freshly mined, it's not so bad.



The Righteous Kerry McCarthy is amazing. She doesn't even see how Righteous she is. All she sees are people not doing what she does, and it causes her physical pain if she doesn't persuade them to conform to her way of life.

In this post, she bemoans that teenagers eat rubbish. They should all be on wholefoods and organic crap-covered, beetle-nibbled vegetables throughout their whole day. Here's what she thinks:

As someone who feels they're taking their life into their own hands if they have the occasional slice of white toast round their mother's house, I find this very disturbing. I will have to step up my nagging. Or drag them along to the next Love Food Festival.

Because she personally thinks eating white bread is a death sentence, she feels obliged to persuade these poor misguided teenagers that their food habits are all wrong. Why? Because they are not living the same way she does, and she finds that disturbing. That's the main thought in the Righteous mind. 'The way I live is the Right Way. Anyone who does not live like me must change their ways, because I am Right and they are wrong'.

Her blog is a case study in the way of the Righteous. I recommend it to all.

What she forgets here, of course, is that teenagers can eat junk and get away with it. I still like black pudding, fried bread, bacon and sausage but I know if I eat that every day, it'll make me fat. When I was eighteen I had no such worries. Stuff down anything and everything. Metabolism and growth will take care of it.

On the other hand, if I chose to stuff myself with lard and salt, grow bloated and end my life prematurely, whose business is it but mine? I choose not to, but if I did, as long as I do it with my money and not yours, who's going to care?

Righteous Kerry will care. She'll be round to 'step up the nagging' because my lifestyle won't fit with the Way of the Righteous, not because she cares about my health. Because it makes her feel good when other people do as she tells them. Even those who can get by perfectly well on Pot Noodle sandwiches or spicy rat flavoured crisps.

To corrupt an old Pink Floyd song...

We don't need no wholewheat sarnies.

We don't need no diet control.

No dark green salad, laced with mushroom.

Kerry, leave them kids alone.

Hey, Kerry. Leave them kids alone.

All in all it was just a pie fried in oil.

All in all you're just an irritant boil.

When it comes to studying the Righteous, you could get a PhD just from that one blog.



22 comments:

Fidothedog said...

But she is the Mp for Mogadishu East, a place full of chavs, benefit hoarders, pikeys and assorted illegals.

Best not remind her its a former slave port that might upset her.

Anonymous said...

I loved the '18 year old boy' comment in her post.

OwlHoot said...

I must try a pot noodle sandwich sometime. Sounds a bit sloppy though, and not as good as a Bombay Bad Boy with a tin of smoked mussels mixed in. Yum.

TractorStats said...

She has been brain washed from birth and is totally incapable of original though and just spouts out the utter garbage her like minded friends tell her. They are probably all clones of her parents just like her I should imagine. A hideous spoilt brat always done as she's been told and never said boo to a goose in her life. She had just as well have been cloned from a cadaver or created by Japanese robot boffins. She is no good to man or beast and with any luck will have bad luck and be killed in some sort of everyday accident, hopefully a car crash where she's trapped with a broken back, paralysed with smoke rapidly filling the car and her ass on fire. When the services arrive on scene all that's left is a puddle of lard under the burnt out wreck.

Thinking of all the misery and damage her lot have done to the people and this country she deserves all the hell nature can throw at her, bastard cow

Cato said...

Just as a matter of curiosity, is she a rug-muncher?

Harrithebastard said...

Cato said...
Just as a matter of curiosity, is she a rug-muncher?


Well is she isn't her girlfriend definatley is?

Harrithebastard said...

Harrithebastard said...
Cato said...
Just as a matter of curiosity, is she a rug-muncher?


Well is she isn't her girlfriend definatley is?


Bollocks .. try again

Well IF she isn't her girlfriend definatley is?

The Penguin said...

I have almost given up bothering with the silly bitch's sad blog, full of self absorbed wanking.

The Penguin

JD said...

Bollocks .. try again

Well IF she isn't her girlfriend definatley is?

No, you try again - definitely!
JD

Harrithebastard said...

JD said...
Bollocks .. try again

Well IF she isn't her girlfriend definatley is?

No, you try again - definitely!
JD


Bollocks again? its this dam spall chocker ... honest

Complete bastard.

Shirking From Home said...

She is totally deluded. She views the world through NuLab tinted spectacles.

I gave up on her blog and moved it to second class bookmarks. An occasional glance confirms my initial take on her and her ilk.

With ID cards, the bastards will probably introduce a quota of naughty food we are allowed to eat per week.

Chips and penury all round.

CIngram said...

Bread, white or brown, is ground, baked grain, a staple; chicken and lettuce? So we already have three food groups represented. Mayo is made from olive oil and eggs, it isn't gunk, or at least it needn't be; and that's the fourth food group, (I think). Lucozade used to have minerals and reducing sugars, which break down quickly and provide energy for the brain as well as the body. That was the point of it. I'm not so sure about the crisps, which tend to be synthetic, but why shouldn't a healthy young man eat something he enjoys? So most of the meal is perfectly healthy and represents a varied diet. Not only is this woman a sanctimonious, interfering hysteric, she is also wrong.

Anonymous said...

Sun dried tomatoes and pesto anyone?

Dave H said...

Instead of pitchforks could you sell Hakapiks? Kerry would appreciate the irony.

Anonymous said...

Kerry McCarthy - hates Pot Noodle, loves Pol Pot!

fuchsia groan said...

It beats me why anyone bothers with her so called 'blog'. It is only of interest for the way it reveals the NuLab mindset in all it's vacuity. Sub teenage drivel by one of our members of parliament.
BTW, did anyone see her woeful performance on last weeks PMQ? She was so nervous I thought she was going to wet her knickers. It was difficult to hear what she was saying, with her thin reedy voice.
All in all, a complete waste of oxygene.

Cato said...

JD, you have just made my day. Tears rolling down my face!

Cato said...

And Harrithebastard of course!!

Red Mist said...

Kerry is constantly making subtle digs at you on her blog. She's now asking whether you're a woman. I can't help but suspect she secretly fancies you.

P.S. Even if you are a woman, I don't think any of us could care less. I read a blog because of its content, not because of what's between the blogger's legs.

electro-kevin said...

You're missing a trick here. Teenagers do indeed eat rubbish. They also dress like shit.

They must never be allowed to vote.

(Most of them vote left-ish)

Harrithebastard said...

Cato said...
And Harrithebastard of course!!

18 January 2009 19:16


Of course what?

The obvious drinking from the furry cup bit? or the bollocks bit?

Help !

I am fucking lost ... so no change there then.

Anonymous said...

I reckon she wants it up the arse from OH

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