Monday, 5 January 2009

Fattening the Herd


I notice that the state is now telling us all that we are going to die of cancer if we look at a doughnut and is willing to actually legislate to stop us eating what we want.

The only conclusion I can reach is that we are being farmed by 646 farmers. Some of those farmers want to keep fat pigs who do nothing all day (especially no stampeding) and some of those farmers want to keep superfit slim humans who will contribute to the States coffers for a hundred years or more as they toil ceaselessly in the meadow
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The farmers, in true Animal Farm style, do not apply the rules to themselves of course. A quick look at them during PMQ’s shows us just how bloated they are.

Well, I am free range you fuckers. I am not yours to tag, measure, weigh, monitor or to create yield for you. I will not give you a return on any investment you make in me. Fuck off and leave me alone.
There are only 646 of you. NEVER forget it.
Update: The State are now doing blood tests in Asda. Ye Gods

17 comments:

Daisy said...

weight is relevant only if you weigh yourself and believe it has an affect...i have an aunt who weighs over 350 lbs (that was the last count) at 5'0"...she doesn't have a thing wrong with her health wise and is happy...another aunt (her younger sister) just died this last year at 5'0" and 90lbs...always watched what she ate...never smoked...only drank a beer once a month...who was better off...who was happier...isn't that what really matters in life...being happy where you are with who you are?

Craig said...

Quite right OH. Fuck 'em.

Anonymous said...

I have kept myself fit and heathy for years, runnig and biking. Never smoked but I do like a drink haven't touched drugs and I now have several health issues. So,yes Daisy you are right and the 646 cunts are wrong.
There is a book 'Liberal Fascism' by Jonah Goldberg that you might find interesting. There is very little that separates our current leaders' in the UK and USA and the leaders of the Nazis during WW2.

Daisy said...

anon...i am so glad you mentioned that...i keep telling people i know that by the government taking away little personal freedoms here and there...trying to shape and form who and what we are...they are no less doing what hitler did so many years ago...soon we will be made to believe whatever they say...right or wrong because they have the right ad people...
it truly is scary however, what is more terrifying is that people continue to follow it and won't open their eyes to what is happening in the world around them...

Anonymous said...

Daisy, the liberals have a saying which is used by the ruling elite and it is 'If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem'.

Houdini said...

Seen so many fit and healthy people drop dead over the years it is difficult to believe anything. Knew an Irish Ranger who was huge and was fit as a fiddle and could do his BFT and CFT with the best of them. Also knew a REME armourer who was huge and fat but was one of the best squash players in the army. So what to believe.

I do believe this is about control though, and what's the betting we have some form of tax on fatty foods or luxuries? Watch the next budget for extra tax on food containing more than x amount of salt or fat.

Like I have consistently said, they, like coppers and NHS and all manner of public servants, have forgotten they work for US.

Daisy said...

this movie is a bit long but after about minute 6 gets very interesting and you may find it educational...i don't think it is just happening in the US i see it in the UK every time i am there...little changes...rearranging...perhaps one day we will all march in a single line as intended by our respective governments...
http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/one_nation_under_siege.php
btw...OH thank you for letting me voice my opinions...even though i am in the US...

Anonymous said...

The daily stress that this government causes through its stupidity, nannying and taxation is enough to kill anyone off!

The Penguin said...

http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/2009/01/fat-fuckers-from-belfast-to-fly-to.html

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

Speaking of what's good for us, has anyone tried to buy a chip pan lately? I was told in John Lewis that they don't sell them because of the elf and safety ishooz. How am I supposed to fry Mars bars now? What are they going to use to hold the Olympic flame in 2012, etc.?

Shirking From Home said...

It's just another excuse to tax, tax and tax again.

The king of cheese said...

30 year old woman banned from buying cheese laced with whisky as she didn't have 'prove of age' on her.
One day I'm going to insert an entire cake of cheese complete with rind up Mandys rusty bullet hole.

a lazy sod said...

Could not agree more - exercise is definitely bad for you.

I do not play tennis, so I don't have tennis elbow;
I do not play football, so all my ligaments remain healthy and intact and my brain does not get thrown about inside my head from heading a heavy soggy leather bag;
I do not play rugby, so I have no cauliflour ears or broken and malformed nose;
I don't jog or play golf, so my back muscles, knee joints and cartileges (unlike Tiger Woods') suffer no unnecessary twisting or pounding;
I do not lift weights, so I have no slipped discs in my back;

etc - see what I mean?

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Thanks for the film Daisy. Just watched it all.

Yes.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

King of cheese

Whatever Mandy's hole is, I doubt if it's rusty - it gets a regular reaming.

Anonymous said...

Sunday Times front page (Gosh what kulchered bog paper I have) 'Outrage over organs sold to foreigners'

£75 Grand for someone's liver... and Mr Brown wants yours when you snuff it. Or Else!

Anonymous said...

20 days to lift off

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