How old is Gorbals Mick? I’ve just read that the average life expectancy of your wife beating, heroin addled Glasgow born porridge wog is a mere 62.2 years, the lowest in Europe.
UPDATE: Gorbals Mick is 63 years old. Looks like he is literally living on borrowed time, the fat Jockanese pissboiler. I've put some extra champagne on ice in case he croaks over Crimbo.