Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Suspect the Innocent. Reward the Guilty

"We're watching you, you bastards"



Interesting that whilst 12 year olds who never been charged with anything are on Big Jackboot Jacqui's DNA database, yet "a substantial number" of the most serious offenders in Britain's prisons, including murderers and rapists, are not on the DNA database. "

You stupid fucking cow.


Meanwhile, the Police in Manchester are harvesting everyone's fingerprints using mobile scanners. Especially innocent people. (Gotta love the BBC phrase "a new hand-held device that can establish a potential offender's identity within minutes." We are ALL potential offenders, you cockwafts)

Oh, and Shannon Matthews mum is doing what she does best. Sitting on her fat arse and watching TV all day , using the new Playstation we've just bought her. At least she doesn't have to make her own dinner now, eh?

Wolverhampton Police and Council Environmental services (WTF?!!) have decided to use school children to spy on us. And they get uniforms too!

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Torys seek all party pact to cover up wasteful expenses

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2008/12/16/welsh-tory-leader-nick-bourne-in-expenses-row-91466-22483803/

Anonymous said...

Fucking cunts.

Anonymous said...

Hitler Yoof anyone?

The Penguin said...

Meanwhile the plod and local councils are running some stupid competition as to which town / force can come up with the most fucking stupid waste of time money and effort in "trying to stop drink fuelled violence" after folk get off their heads in the pubs and clubs.

Newcastle-under-Lyme in Staffordhsire are currently out in front for hiring fire-eaters and balloon modellers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1095618/Police-lay-eaters-stilt-walkers-Christmas-drinkers--distract-fighting.html

FFS

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

If you are accused of a crime by anyone or any organisation it will now show up on your enhanced crb for the rest of your life. It doesnt matter how absurd or unfounded the allegations were, nor does it matter whether it reaches court or not. Just the allegation from whatever source is enough.

Old Holborn said...

Well, you could allege that various polititians are up to no good and keep having to resign.

Then, I ould get a CRB check done on them, publish it here and demand they are not allowed near children etc.

Wouldn't that be fun?

fuchsia groan said...

I loved this line from the Manc police fingerprint story:

'Anyone stopped will have to voluntarily agree for the device to be used.'

WTF?

Anonymous said...

fuchsia groan...

Especially as they are all going to be issued with Tasers. Just to make sure you comply.

mad manc cunt said...

fuchsia groan said...

'I loved this line from the Manc police fingerprint story:

'Anyone stopped will have to voluntarily agree for the device to be used.'

They can voluntarily kiss my pert mancunian arse cheeks. If it is a fit blonde WPC though she can have my fingerprints; right up her fuckin' arse!

bofl said...

o/h.how about a crb on gordon and other bum chums?

he is always getting his ugly mug in photo ops at schools.......

when will someone tell him what a ...he is?

but perhaps it won't happen...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20081216/tpl-brown-receives-poll-boost-5b839a9.html

i am thinking of going into teaching but just what is the point in a nation of complete wazzocks?

Reversepsychology said...

O.H.

Please Read This bile on why it is vital that we should all now join the Labour party today.

Compared with the reality of modern day Britain, I don't recognise a solitary word of truth espoused from the pages of this derivable propaganda. In fact, it's a living endorsement of New labours current state of mental reality, from which to mount many countless attacks.

No doub't mizz McCarthy ardently supports it's righteous transcript.

Andy said...

Yes, it was one of Adolf's favourite policies to have childeren inform on their neighbours and parents - what the fuck has happened to our country .. fucking new labour cunts

Rogerborg said...

Hitler, Stalin, Chauchesku, Glitter, they all recruited children into their gang early.

A slender ray of hope sprung forth from Woman's Hour yesterday (I never miss a show). They had a piece on the babyfarming underclass, with the founder of the Big Issue and an "independent social worker", i.e. a consultant who gets brought in by councils to troubleshoot (uh oh, thinks I).

Chap says, yes, the non-working underclass does exist, and successive governments have grown it and created entire estates full of people who are career breeders and spongers.

Over to the toffee nosed "independent social worker" to rebut, and here we go...

"I completely agree."

Zounds! Further, her solution was: offer knocked up teenagers the choice of accomodation in a residential unit where they can be taught by responsible adults how to take responsibility for themselves and their kids, or... nothing. No flat, no cash handouts.

So, there you go. Not all social workers are fuzzy headed hand wringers. Not all of them.

The Penguin said...

Fuck Me, shades of "Not the Nine O'Clock News" skit on football hooligans. Cut the Bollocks Off!!!!

Nice to see no one objecting to GB being Hug Drawn & Quartered over at my little blog.

Though I'd like to see some other options proposed!

The Penguin

curly15 said...

Then, I ould get a CRB check done on them, publish it here and demand they are not allowed near children etc.

And end the age old tradition of kissing babies?

Whoopee!

Anonymous said...

I don't know why you are concerned about the police being given the powers of deities - the 'chav army' is gonna kill us all :/

Bridge said...

What happens if I tell Greater Manchester's finest to holster their scanners because I'm exercising my right to keep my dabs to myself? Do I get a kicking or am I left to wander around like the shameless potential criminal that I am?

Just looking at the size of the things, I'll give it a week before they're all mysteriously broken. Who wants to lug one of those things around on their beat all day?

Perhaps they could scan Harperson's neck to see which dinosaur's scrotum it was derived from.

Daisy said...

i have to say i found it a bit unnerving to see all of the cameras watching everywhere we went in london...i'm not used to that here in the states and it was really odd...just trying to remember if i committed any offenses...well if i did i don't think he will prosecute :)

Anonymous said...

When George Orwell penned 1984 he meant it to be a novel not a fucking instruction manual.

Mitch said...

All this nulab control freakery reminds me of a teenager with Anorexia, the control thing is the outward sign of "deeper" problems.

or have I got up too early?

Beer Breath said...

Here in 'Proud Preston' we have the local council finding people who have committed enviromental crimes (like absent-mindedly throwing a bus ticket on the floor or something) and for those who can't pay up they have their name and photo put up on the 'naughty board'.

Only they haven't actually managed to get any offenders on there yet. A chap I meet up with every once in a blue moon said they looked very shifty when he took photographs of what they were doing.

How very Soviet. Photo

it's either banned or compulsory said...

OH " I could get a CRB check done on them ".
Wrong, you cannot get a CRB check done on people unless you are employing them in a role that would involve them coming into contact with vulnerable persons. However, it is a criminal offence to show or to see someones CRB check unless you are that employer. If you have one OH, next time you invite yourself into a ministers office flourish your CRB report at him and thus criminalise him. Stupid law I know but so are many others.
I believe that it is now possible to get a nonce check from the Police on someone likely to come into unsupervised contact with junior members of your household, eg partner, nanny etc.

Penguin Plod in Burnley are handing out bubble blowing toys to amuse aprez-clubbers and divert them from alcohol fuelled frenzies.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

CCTV. It is all very well being the most camerad up nation on earth but who is watching all those screens ?
Some while back a City Banking chap was followed home by two thugs ( caught and imprisoned ) who broke into his central london home, murdered him and seriously injured his wife.
Plod backtracked their movements on CCTV to an incident where they mugged an Asian for his mobile phone on a tube station platform.

Point being no-one gave a toss or took any action as a result of that mugging, it only became of interest when it helped track them down for their later actions.

yudansha said...

http://fleetm8.blogspot.com/2008/12/are-speed-cameras-illegal.html

This is good. REALLY good.

Kaygee said...

Yeah, I'm sure a bloke on stilts will deter the snarling, baton wielding nutter I saw chasing after some poor sod in Newcastle town centre the other week...

Dick the Prick said...

It's some fucking Arthur C Clarke shit or something. Implied guilt - ah, you may not be guilty this time but one of these days you bloody well will be and when that day comes....

OH - I think you've got it right in that the Tories are full of shit also - at no point have they ever mentioned recinding or repealing any of this shit. Their only one has been to not put in ID cards in their first term - well, that's a fucking orgy with Swedish sluts right there. These cunts never wanna reduce their authority - Little Big Men (although, that was a good film).

AngryDave said...

Rogerborg,
The residential unit that you mentioned will probably be full of social workers telling them it is not their fault they got pregnant, and it is really our fault.
It would be a good idea if it was run properly with a regime so strict that they would be scared to go.

How long will it be before our childrens dna is taken at birth and we all have to be chipped like a dog? If Labour stay in at the next election, probably by this time next year.

Anonymous said...

O.H, you mentioned Matthews and the TV and Playstation. The only thing that lump of shit needs is a rope and long drop.

Afghanistan Banana stand said...

Make that a short drop.... wouldn't want her neck to snap too quickly, would we?

john said...

Fucksocks, too much to take in at once.

DNA Database and fingerprints: They've been watching too much CSi

Dozy tarts in prison playing video games: I don't want to pay for food and shelter for her let alone anything else. Set her lose and see if she can find somewhere to go where she won't be hounded out (at best.) I was on the road and listening to the radio when the big issue man and the social worker had their public love-in. I thought that the tipping point is not far off.

Kids as wardens. Yeah Ok it's a bit like China or 30's Germany but it's also a way to instil a bit of social responibility in them. Maybe the little scrotes that I've had run ins with might have benefited from it.

OT Brilliant news that one or other version of Halleluah! will be Christmas No 1. A song by a Jewish Buddhist being hailed as a sacred song. Check out the original lyrics to find out how unsacred it is. I love it, and I hope Lenny gets some of his lost cash back.

microdave said...

Angry Dave said "How long will it be before our childrens dna is taken at birth and we all have to be chipped like a dog? If Labour stay in at the next election, probably by this time next year."

Many years ago several people at my place of work "Saw The Light", and joined one of the Happy Clappy churches. They were always going on about us all being microchipped - I used to tell him to piss off, but now I'm thinking the bastard may have been correct after all...

Chalcedon said...

"..........in her room". 'ang on! Jailbirds are supposed to be locked in cells, not rooms. this suggests that she can come in and go out of her 'room' when she wants.

As for 'junior wardens' this does sound like a cross between the Hitler Yoof and Junior Stasi.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't it make your heart sing to hear about recruiting for the YYY?

The Yam Yam Youth...

'Ey yam dropped a crisp pakit! Pick it up or I'll reportya.'

Anonymous said...

http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/news/Teenagers-equipped-spy-cameras/article-544728-detail/article.html

AngryDave said...

Chalcedon, prison authority bosses now want us to call the cells 'rooms', talk to the scrotes on a first name basis, and say 'go to your rooms' instead of 'bang up'. Apparently it is too demeaning and de-humanises them. Anyone would think they were prisoners or something.

Anonymous said...

@ AngryDave : I did some pokey back 10 or so years ago, and it was dehumanising, but, if you make it like Butlins then where's the incentive to become a productive member of this bloody country. I broke the law, got caught, went to prison, and I havn't been back since.

And on a side note, is there anything akin to the U.S. law of jury nullification in the U.K.? As in it's not just the person that's on trial but the law as well.

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