Monday, 22 December 2008

Old Holborn reduces murder rate by 20%

Photo by Tractorstats





As a good deed for 2009, I am going to save the lives of between 80 and 100 innocent people in the UK.






Ugly Jacqui, MP



Midlands



Dear Jackboot,

Do not allow people who have been charged with murder or violent crimes out on bail,
as 20% of them WILL kill someone else before they go to jail. If you do let them out on bail, I am going to make it my business to tell them where you live AND pay their train fare to you house. And yes, I do know where you live. Your husband, Richard Timney, told everyone.

Hugs and kisses

Old Holborn.







That should do it. Thank me later.




52 comments:

Chalcedon said...

What? It is insane to allow those charged with the gravest of crimes, murder, out into the community on bail. There must be some evidence not trumped up by the cops or obtained by a honeytrap for someone to be charged with murder. Even if it was a nano particle of propellant from a bullet as in the case of Barry George (it's OK, no-one minds if we fit up a nutter/weirdo). If there is evidence to charge them then it is truly madness to let them back onto the street. Being hanged for a sheep rather than a lamb springs to mind, but since they don't hang these days they have nothing to lose by topping another victim.

Sorry I raped and disembowelled that woman and murdered her innocent daughter your honour. I'm a bit barking really. Well, you can go home now but come in next wednesday for sentencing and don't do it again.

crackers said...

Timney knew that the majority of readers of his letter would not know of the connection. But NULab is nothing if not Govt by Hill and Knowlton.
One despairs because Timney-Smith can see no conflict so rotten and corrupted is the organ that is NuLab. Blair-Campbell-Mandelson got themselves into power through power of spin and propaganda but in so doing they have poisoned the body politic for a generation. This is the legacy of this bunch of self serving, smooth talking enemies of the people.

Old Holborn said...

Chalcedon

"Some 64,800 suspected violent attackers were allowed bail in 2006.

Of these, almost one in ten - around 5,500 - did not return to court to face their charges."

We are actually living in an open prison.

Northern Colour said...

Someone doing away with the Home Secretive would just make the Monster Raving Labour Party more totalitarian. Why can't the 46 million or so people who didn't vote for the labour party just gather in Parliament Square?

Anonymous said...

Northern Colour

Well, there'll be 2 of us. Just name the time and day.

Old Holborn said...

Last time I tried that, 10 people turned up

The Penguin said...

Nice letter from that Richard over at my blog. Blatant Plug, I know, but I learnt it from a master.

The Penguin

Warsteiner said...

Old Holborn

Something sinister is afoot.

Youtube is censoring political videos.

At a stroke accounts are being deleted - one of which featured on your blog until recently

Greece today - England tomorrow.

The time has come - or we are fucked by this nasty fascist shower of cunts led by Lord Mandelson whom I believe is the powerhouse in ZanuLabour

Anonymous said...

Wow I didn’t realise just how wonderfully attractive our Home Secretary looks. Just like Bob Quick, bloated face with a strawberry nose and double chin. Lots of broken capillaries the result of far too many CID office lunches and a lifetime of heavy drinking.

R Nosgrove said...

Is that stuff snow or the Gorgon's dandruff?

Afghanistan Banana Stand said...

...and talking of snow
Is there slightly more 'falling' than of an hour or so ago?

..and why is it not sticking along the bottom of the screen?

I think we should be told.

Bridge said...

It's the same in Canada - a sad cunt with no friends but a gang was arrested on five counts of attempted murder after a gunfight in the middle of Calgary, now out on bail. Really serious bail conditions, too, has to promise not to have anything to do with the other sad fucks in the gang, no guns, must live at home with mummy and can only go out with mummy or in a taxi.

That'll do it - he's probably in a cab right now, going round to the home of another cunt named Jackie Tran who was ordered deported in 2004 for drug offences, but has been languishing here causing problems while exhausting his appeals ever since.

Of course, the liberal human rights fetishists here wring their hands and say that we have to presume innocence, and that we wouldn't like it if we were in court and presumed guilty. To them I say fuck off, I wouldn't get arrested in the first place because I don't deal drugs or go round shooting people in the street.

Stand for Parliament OH, and pass a law mandating the severe beating of any liberal fuckwad should they open their fat mouths in public.

microdave said...

When A/C Quick of the Yard has his address published it's all a vicious stitch-up by the Tories and the Mail on Sunday, yet in this case it's not a problem?

How strange...

Tractor Stats said...

The murderers won't find Jacqui, she's moved in with a new man

Mitch said...

OH you are just what this country needs, you can be PM as long as Clarkson gets home sec.

The Last Of The Few said...

Tractor Stats, I salute you

Gareth said...

Much hue and cry for tighter regulation, more laws etc.

What would be helpful though is more remand and prison places.

mad manc cunt said...

Bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fuckin' mingin'! looks like she is cranking one out there, disgusting! Check out Tractor Stats pic on his blog, bit of class.

Anonymous said...

OH, you are a brave man. You deserve success.

Anonymous said...

"Do not allow people who have been charged with murder or violent crimes out on bail"

Um, why? At least half are actually innocent, so by denying them bail you are putting innocent people in the system.

As a compromise, how about not allowing people with existing criminal records out on bail?

Personally, if the police wrongly arrested and charged me with murder, i'd want to be out while I proved my innocence in court.

Old Holborn said...

Email me your address and I'll send them round to your place instead. Don't worry, at least half are innocent.

Now fuck off

Anonymous said...

Didn't a RICHARD TIMNEY stand for local council election in Astwood Bank & Feckenham near Redditch in 2004?

Custard said...

Half are innocent...

Fine, pop round, I'll lend you my gun, you can pop three live ones in the chambers, then you can spin it, then shove it in your gob and pull the trigger.

No?

Thought not.

Anonymous said...

Its funny that abolitionists (of capital punishment) cite the possibility of innocent people being executed yet they never mention the innocent people who are murdered every year by released/paroled convicted murderers. Very very rarely does a convicted murderer serve life in prison.

Anonymous said...

Psst – need a cheap reliable wedding car, limo, or mini cab over the festive period?
Call the Anti-Terrorist Hotline on 0800 789 321 and ask for Bob.
20% Discount to Labour party members and those of ACPO rank.

Mitch said...

Q. How can you tell if a dog is a Pit Bull?

A. Look for key identifiers like a low forehead, barrel chest, bandy legs and an aggressive stance, as well as there usually being a thick chain around the neck.

If those features are present, chances are that the dog they have with them is a Pit Bull.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Its funny that abolitionists (of capital punishment) cite the possibility of innocent people being executed yet they never mention the innocent people who are murdered every year by released/paroled convicted murderers. Very very rarely does a convicted murderer serve life in prison.

22 December 2008 19:46

Good point well said.

As long as evidence is beyond all reasonable doubt and free from political interference.

Which unfortunately under Labour would mean squat.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Yes, that's all very good, OH.

However, the question that needs answering is this.

Have you shagged Kerry McCarthy yet? I'm sure she has a soft spot for you, and I detect some romance in the tone that you use whn referring to her highness.

Dick the Prick said...

Fuck it - junkies kill junkies. Happy Christmas.

bofl said...

o/h..........i just really upset kerry......i called mc cottage 'cyclops'....

now she has got on her high horse (gordon got off his rocking version)

i find it really so annoying that all the do goody labour saviours of the world and the meek were quite happy to kill 600,000 people in iraq and afghanistan........without shedding a tear...

effing hypocrite shit bags all!

Gareth said...

Karen Maffews and her cohort were on remand for ages. Otis Ferry has been refused bail again.

Why does the law seem to take an age to work these days? Justice must be seen and must be sure, but there is also a need for it to be swift.

Are they gaming the system to produce shorter prison sentences, at the expense of locking up innocent people for 6 month stretches?(Presumably to make us look a more liberal nation.)

it's either banned or compulsory said...

The 'husband' of Jaqui mad cunt Smith has been exposed for writing sycophantic letters of support for wifey in their local rag.

"Richard Timney has written a series of letters to the Redditch Advertiser, in the Home Secretary's constituency, defending controversial plans for ID cards and attacking the Conservatives.

In the letters, Mr Timney fails to declare that he is married to Ms Smith or that he is paid £40,000 a year to act as her Parliamentary assistant. Ms Smith has kept her maiden name".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/3884523/Jacqui-Smiths-husband-behind-series-of-defensive-letters.html

"The Labour Party attracted controversy during the last general election campaign after it emerged they were directly targeting local newspaper letter pages."

Fidothedog said...

What do you get if you cross a gorilla with Karen Matthews?

Come on, mate, there are some things you can't get a gorilla to do.

Spotted on Sickipedia.

Anonymous said...

let the Redditch Advertiser editor know what you think here
alan.wallcroft@midlands.newsquest.co.uk

Dave Hedgehog said...

Jacqui the Spacky is a gopping, goofy faced, thick bitch who's obviously taken her political lessons from "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS."

Has anyone else noticed how almost all the bitches in Labour are fucking gruesome with freakish abnormalities?

the beast said...

anon 16 26


Just like Bob Quick, bloated face with a strawberry nose and double chin. Lots of broken capillaries the result of far too many CID office lunches and a lifetime of heavy drinking.


A fair description of our host Mr Old Holborn

Henry North London said...

Right This is a subject close to my heart and a very painful one

I got beaten up in September 2005 and had my jaw smashed into pieces by two thugs (teenagers) who were driving an Audi TT

They found one of the teenagers 5 weeks later and released him on police bail


He jumped bail and has never been seen again

The bastard made sure I was off work for 8 months, putting my job in jeopardy, a job which I am now longer in because of that time off and I was astounded to find out that they had released him on bail for GBH

I wanted to sue the pants off this guy and I have never had the chance

So Jacqui unless you want me to come round to your door and yes OLD Holborn will let me have your address being a fellow libertarian I suggest you wise up now and clap these bastard behind bars where they are supposed to be so that they cant go out and hurt anyone else.

Anything else is inviting stupidity home for a free dinner

Henry North London said...

I mean no longer in anymore *

And that was a decent job 3 miles from my home in London a ten minute commute

Im never going to be able to get a job like that again

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Apologies all round OH for the above rubbish post without reading your link first.
Excuse is posting while on an Alcohol Fuelled Frenzy.

" Alcohol, know your limits "

mikey said...

Old Holborn said...
Last time I tried that, 10 people turned up

10 in V for Vendetta costume I agree but at least a further 10 of us without costume I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Have just emailed the Reddich Advertiser. Dunno if it will have any effect, but at least I've tried. Also I guess that the more we shine a light on their sneaky practices, the more it lets people know what is actually appening & allows them to make up their own mind on what's sleaze & spin & what isn't.

Bob said...

Old Holborn said...

Last time I tried that, 10 people turned up


I think a lot of people were worried they'd be carted off.

Next year, if you decide to do it again I'm sure there'll be a lot more people taking a walk with you.

Bingo said...

Everyone can go disguised as Nigella Lawson next year. That would be amusing and better attended. As Mick Jagger was often heard to say, 'British men love dressing up as women..etc'.

Dick the Prick said...

Henry - apols if I was flippant. Definately the cunts should have been banged up. If you go to any of the police blogs there's loads of similar cases.

Henry North London said...

I didnt notice your post Dick

I just ranted anyway

Junkies do kill other junkies and we did have a crack house down the road from us and they still deal drugs on our street but the police do fuck all

microdave said...

Latest Inspector Gadget post is about burglars being released early and going straight back out and burgling again. http://inspectorgadget.wordpress.com/
Scum.

Dick the Prick said...

The police can't be arsed investigating 40% of crimes because they're too difficult - oh for fucks sake with baubles on.

I don't think of myself as a whinging git, I don't think I am but IT'S EVERY FUCKING DAY WITH THIS CUNTISH GOVERNMENT. THEY ARE UTTERLY USELESS.

Jack of All Trades said...

Here's an idea OH. Issue kukri machetes to all law abiding citizens. Pay said law abiding citizen $50 per appendage they remove from murderer/rapist out on bail should said murderer/rapist out on bail attack them.

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Chalcedon said...

"Some 64,800 suspected violent attackers were allowed bail in 2006.

Of these, almost one in ten - around 5,500 - did not return to court to face their charges."

All because there aren't enough remand prison places of course. I suppose arrest warrants were produced for the 1 in 10 scoundrels. Nice word that one. Sounds so much cosier than mindless violent thug.

If we actually shot the 20,000 or so who do 90% of the crime in the UK society would be much better off. These figures were not cleared with the ONS but are good enough for Jackboot.

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