Monday, 1 December 2008

November Stats BLAH BLAH BLAH


Fuck me. Close to 120,000 pages read by 70,000 odd visitors this month

Er..Thanks. All of you, start your own blogs, seriously. It takes THREE clicks. A massive thank you for reading my shite, attending my "walk" (yes, you know who you are) or linking to my inane drivel, and for caring enough about Peter Connelly to make sure he will never be forgotten. Nor the bastards who killed him. And a massive thank you for all of you who who left a comment. I have read every single one. It has been a pleasure.

Erm...WOW (stats)

47 comments:

John Pickworth said...

Wow, Conrad Holborn... you're practically mainstream now ;-)

Well done.

Anonymous said...

I think there might be quite a few more ramblers on the next stroll!

Anonymous said...

Cool.

GCHQ has 70000 unique IP addresses?

(watch your back)...

wv Bit U me

Barnsley Bill said...

never before........
Have so many.........
had so little else to do...

Roctopus said...

Well, sir ... I stumbled across your hallowed pages as someone had linked you for the Baby P/Shambles. Replied to one comment and thought "Fuck it, I want one," the next day.

And here we are. Keep up the good work!

Roctopus said...

(I haven't really been on-line for a few days and now I am catching up on news ...)

Question: Does it not seem like a huge explosion is about to happen? Everything seems so dark and sinister there. This moment in time seems to be like the deep breath before the plunge.

Beer Breath said...

No problem, friend.

lunaticblonde said...

I read your blog mainly because I find you strangely attractive, but the posts are lovely too.

You might like to have a look at this heartwarming story of the friendship between our esteemed Home Secretary and that woman who used to be in charge of Housing. I think it deserves wider derision, and a blog of my own would be no good as no one would ever read it.

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/features/279013/forever-friends.html

BTW if Mrs Holborn ever gets fed up with your depraved appetites and unreasonable fussiness about your appearance, just whistle.

TheFatBigot said...

I only come here to boost your figures, it boosts my pitiful sense of self.

OK, sometimes I also agree with you.

John Pickworth said...

Great poster here:

Britain deserves better than Zanu-Labour

(c) www.shanegreer.com

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work and power to your throbbing organ.

crackers said...

Nice one OH. Peter D (RIP)expose got the ball rolling yet your eclectic range of topics and unique user friendly style should see a chunky number of residuals staying for the duration.

Tuscan Tony said...

Almost as big an audience as you had back in the Eighties, then.

Bloody well done, OH.

The Penguin said...

Yeah, keep up the good work,

The Penguin

Shirking From Home said...

Nice one OH. Guess Annie Lennox isn't someone on you xmas card list this year then...

lilith said...

I love your organ OH.

Daily Reader said...

It's about time Private Eye had some competition. Keep up the good work.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

Its been emotional
As Lilith says
More power to your hugely engorged organ

JD said...

Good new. It will be interesting to see how many readers you have by Nov. 5th. next year, which I am already looking forward to..JD www.okgetreal.com

haddock said...

"70,000 odd visitors"... and one or two who are quite normal and not odd at all......

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Been a reader for a while, a commenter for a few days or so. You speak sense sir!

el reapero said...

yesssss,power ot yuor super huge cock.

el reapero said...

I think it also helps that you make one or two valid points in a errr.... relatively.... unique way

Anonymous said...

Congrats OH. You raise the subjects & say the things that the more mainstream bloggers wouldn't dare. I now always read your blog & Guido Fawkes first thing in the morning (well, first thing for me)!
M'm that article in Marie Claire is enough to turn anyone off rug munching!

Old Holborn said...

Have a play around with the sitemeter thingy. You can sometimes see Parliament servers having a read. Also, this is great fun

If you're really quick, you can see that Lynne Featherstone MP has just logged on to my blog

deeply depressed said...

Blimey, that sitemeter thingy is good, can't wait to see 5 bellies Kebab Smith log on.

Chris and Maria and Drew and Debs said...

Good for you, matey!!

SaltedSlug said...

Well done OH.

May your enemies weep at the relentless advance and unerring thrust of your throbbing organ.

Some of this lot have been sloping off to look at my witterings. FFS, I might actually have to write something.

el reapero said...

you do remind me of the hitch......ahhh,those were the days...except you're more purposeful and obviously less addled by years of abusing the body and spirit.

anyone know if he's well?

dick the prick said...

Good man.

The Penguin said...

Mr. Holborn,

Any ideas as to why the sentencing of the fucktards who tortured and murdered Peter Connolly has been put off until March when it was scheduled for December?

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

Well done OH,better stats than that Tuscan Tony fellah,just keep up the good work

David said...

Nice one.

Keep on shaking them up.

microdave said...

Agree with all of the above - you're now essential daily reading.

fanny flippyflaps said...

If you're really quick, you can see that Lynne Featherstone MP has just logged on to my blog.

Some mistake surely.

Bet she was only attracted by your throbber. lol

I love your blog OH, you have MORE balls than most.

Seem to recall a VIZ character with his Hammond Organ, was that you too?

mikey said...

Love the blog, enjoyed the walk enormously and it was good to chat to you, albeit briefly, outside the pub afterwards

swindon_alan said...

"lunaticblonde said...

I read your blog mainly because I find you strangely attractive, but the posts are lovely too.

BTW if Mrs Holborn ever gets fed up with your depraved appetites and unreasonable fussiness about your appearance, just whistle."

Is that you, Kerry?

Old Holborn said...

"Is that you, Kerry?"


Coffee>>>>>>>>>>>Keyboard

electro-kevin said...

I wish it was 'shite' OH - I really do.

I wish it was just a bad dream but it isn't.

Well done for sticking it to them.

Anonymous said...

I started reading your rants in June & you're now in my top 3 daily blog reads. I've watched the Peter Conelly post and all the spam on 4chan and it's internet marketing genius albeit probably accidental but the more people reading this stuff the better. Keep it up.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Your blog is fucking brilliant!

A voice for the real people.

Please keep up the good work.

Warsteiner said...

NO Old Holborn - Thank YOU - I had a pretty couldn't give a toss attitude - but reading your blog and others has opened my eyes to the shits that ar ru(i)ning our country.

No wonder the Establishment disapproves of bloggers.

Keep it up

bernard said...

Sorry to sound a sour note here but stats always go up in Nov/Dec cos the weather is so awful and it's dark at 4 O'clock.

Anonymous said...

I'm your long lost brother from New Zealand, can you lend me 50 quid?
just kidding, great blog, keeps me from work for far too long though ha ha.
Just glad im here and not there anymore.
keep up the good work!
Dooda

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Oh well at least our friends overseas will know that we didn't go down without moaning.
I watched The Battle Of The River Plate this afternoon, we were made of sterner stuff then and behaved properly.

Well one Old Holborn and thanks for letting us use your revolting organ .
btw, do you have a back-up for when they shut this site down ?

Anonymous said...

the last two people arrived via google.com
one searching for 'saudi cunts', the other for 'fucking daisies '.
What are these folks on and can I have some ?

SaltedSlug said...

Someone landed on mine looking for 'fistfuck'.
I've never felt so proud.

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