Monday, 22 December 2008

Nigella Crimbo Frot

25 comments:

size 28 said...

Fat, beak-nosed auld witch. If you put yer cock in her mush she'd bite it off and eat it, greedy mare.

Anonymous said...

She seems to attract middle aged men of a certain class, do they all need glasses?

Anonymous said...

Credit crisis, what credit crisis?

Bob's Head Revisited said...

Silly cow.

K.McEgan said...

She wants to kill a bear.One of my totemic ancestors.Goddamn Washicu!

Charlie Saatcheese said...

I will sue you all, she never uses her teeth... Not on me anyway!

I'd like a trained chef to teach me to cook BBC not a spoilt rich kid with no talent! said...

Talent free zone.

The Last Of The Few said...

You would..........dont say you wouldn't.
And think of the breakfast next morning before you went home.
No need to stop off McD or any other fast food chloestorol based heart attack que for a post rumpy pumpy snack attack!!!!!!!

lilith said...

What are you all like? She's lush. (Although, and it could be the flu medication, she suddenly looks a bit like Russell Brand...)

wv. Nob shie

Dave H. said...

Not many women look that good at 48. She must have been awesome once.

Anonymous said...

She'd make a nice main course for a hungry grizzly.

Anonymous said...

O/T anyone noticed this
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5375668.ece
Govt giving powers to criminals ref. hitler and Gestapo.

John said...

Not snow down my fucking screen. For fucks sake.

John said...

Look what the Labour cunts are up to now: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5375668.ece?Submitted=true

Looks like Old Holborn might need his shotgun.

Dick the Prick said...

Last of the Few - Out of two, I'd give her one.

Taxi!!

Warsteiner said...

I'd let her sit on my face - good nosh I reckon.

Bridge said...

Yep, I'd do it. Make a right mess of her kitchen as well.

mad manc cunt said...

I'd like to drizzle my love juices over her succulent breasts, bang it in the oven for a good hour before pulling out and finishing her off with some freshly whipped cream and salted nuts!
If she wants dessert she can climb on top and pull her own!

Old Holborn said...

Bridge

"Yep, I'd do it. Make a right mess of her kitchen as well."

Dry Sherry>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Keyboard

Tuscan Tony said...

She's a big unit, so gets forgiven for all her failings by the Tuscan. Thanks for the tip OH.

wv: pallymen. All very mysterious.

brickbat said...

you avin a laff or wot, shag that fing it would remind you favvers fressor, nepotism thats what i call it?
but i´ve heard she´s a dab at chuntney

45govt said...

OH - you have got some lonely hairy-palmed wankers on here, still living wiv Mum - brickbat, yep it's you I'm talking about. This is a top piece of totty who would rock your world, not to mention put you off MacDonalds for life. In your dreams - which I imagine are rather unpleasant.

Happy Xmas all, OH, yours is the only snow I'll see this yuletide - thanks!

Barnsley Bill said...

All the twats above who were rude about Nigella can suck my hairy arse.
She is every middle aged mans wet dream: rubenesque, can cook and gives of the impression that she is just gagging for it..
Old Holborn sir, another fantastic find, seasons greetings to you and thanks for all the fun this year.
Oh, and of course I have nicked this and claimed it for myself.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

45 govt
WELL SAID THAT MAN
I dont normaly fancy women of my vintage, but Nigella ?
Yes!
Although I prefer a certain petite Chinese Dr (+:

john said...

Opps just messed up me undies...

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