Isn't it amazing how much you can win?My record is 10 grand.Sadly, there's still twats out there will fall for it.
Had to get rid of my old e mail cos of the cunts. There's only so many times you need to be told you have a small cock.
And erection problems.
And how to sexually satisfy your wife.
I would love to count, but I am too high from all the drugs I was emailed about last week and still sporting a hell of a hard-on from all the viagra shipped the week before.
Some guys have all the luck...wv: morse (no shit)
Sad thing is, Cunt McBroon is responding to his e mails hoping to save the economy.
What is all the fuss about?Through my spam folder I have had the great fortune of getting to know, via e-mail, a most pleasant gentleman from Nigeria. He seems very well connected and has shit loads of money for some reason. He has even sent me some photos of him and his family. He sent me his home address too and I am considering paying him and his good family a visit early next year.He is very keen for me to allow him to use my small part of the first class banking system we have in the UK in order to assist him in the liquidation of his vast Nigerian assets.Gordon's stunning world vision has inspired me to help those less fortunate than myself.
Slightly O/T but Merv and his pals have just lopped another 1% off rates.Rob.
Today I find that I have restricted access to my account in Capital One bank - which is a bonus because until then, I had no account there at all.I respond to every knob-enlarging advert I get, with the result that I can now whip old ladies out of the way with it. Trouble is, they didn't mention that as it gets longer, it gets thinner.And you can't have won that lottery, OH, I won it yesterday. Five times. I'll be sending one of the Russian wives I ordered round to collect it later.
We have won against plodscumfilth at ECHR.Marper vs South Yorkshire Constabulary & L vs Sth Yorks shite NO Illegal retention of DNA of innocent people. WE ARE WINNING!
The Law is to remain on the books until they think of something else.A battle may have been won, but the war continues
Sadly, I don't get money, I do however, get "1 year warranty Rep1icaWatches from $190, BvlgariRo1ex, Channel, LV, IWC, TagHeuer, Cartier csw f8" and 2No Degree No Job? Buy a Genuine College Degree at cheap price & deliver to you in 2 weeks, No study needed hex uh8i" and "88% Cheaper than others: 10-pills ViagraL=$33, 10-pills CailisY=$38, 10-pills Levitr=$54 hqurhq xx10"
I have never won the lottery.I have a very small, flacid cock.My 'sexuals' have not been enhancedand I am unable to satisy a female during sex I have never been offered a free holidayand I have no friends in Nigeria.I am absolutely devoid of free pornand have never had webcam sex.A clairvoyant has never told me that I will fleecedat some point in the futureand nobody from Ancestors Direct wantsto get in touch with me.I am grumpy and old.I put all this down to the fact that I havean Apple Mac device and scammersdon't like fruity twats.
What I want to know is "how do they know"?How do they know I have a small knob?How do they know I am desperate for additional income, no questions asked?It's the same with those clever cunts who draw the maps. You know, the ones that say "You Are Here".How do they know?The Penguin
"How do they know I have a small knob?"Penguin, perhaps it's your missus sending the penis enlargement emails.
I've got a tiny knob, where are the adverts?
I'm just baiting a scammer as a war hero who is looking for a comfy retirement...I'm trying to see how despicable they can get with an 83 y.o. who is deaf and wheelchair bound.The story will appear on 419 3at3r as it progresses...
Old Holborn,you are right.I feel this means an abrogation of the slaves rights towards plod.The revolution will commence in January 2009.Please bring own pickaxe handles.
I won 10 mil in a Nigerian Lottery ... and then had to bail out a princess in Lagos. The bastards are quick enough to debit your account ... I'm still awaiting my 10 mil
Careful OH,gordy's capable of taxing you on your 13 million.The mere fact that it isn't real wouldn't trouble him.
13 mil?...almost enough to make me consider packing in work.
I won $15 million last week but I have to send £450 to get my winnings. Wow! What a great deal.
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