How to reduce Obesity
Release hungry Tigers into nightclubs and shopping centres. Seal the doors.
How to reduce drug fuelled crime
Make drugs freely available, taking away a £1 Billion revenue stream from Winston da gun toting Yardie, innit and decimating burglary, muggings and petty theft overnight. No more "Granny beaten to death for £5" stories. Ever.
How to reduce sex slavery
Introduce licenced Brothels, leaving 500,000 Albanian gangsters out of a job or a revenue stream.
How to reduce Alcohol consumption
Invite 2 million Muslims to the UK, let them have their own parliament, jump up and down at anything they think is unislamic and threaten to kill us all in our beds if we do not bow to Mecca and Sharia Law.
Which one of the above do YOU think the Gummint are doing?