Saturday, 13 December 2008

Hooray! More Free Money!!


The next recipient of your hard earned cash (following Gordon spunking £6 BILLION on Aids riddled Africans) is that blossoming bastion of all things wonderful, Pakistan.



The UK is giving a £480m support package to Pakistan to help increase security on the Afghanistan border.
Douglas Alexander, the UK international development secretary, said the money would also be focused on education and health projects.



Wonderful stuff. I thought I'd have a look at where all my money is being pissed up the wall by UK International Development Agency, so I popped over to their website. A few clicks later and I was witnessing the stunning work done.


I am now going for a lie down, whilst I try and work out exactly how killing innocent civilians in Mumbai is so richly rewarded from MY pocket. Then I'm going to find a way to stop it.

45 comments:

Bemused Wolf said...
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Shaheed Fukyees said...

Look you stupid white mother fuckers, guns and explosives aren't free. Shut the fuck up or i'll pimp your daughters, rape your sons and then steal your jobs before blowing you up. Ah, hang on a minute - already done that.

Anonymous said...

I clicked your hairdresser link and saw this word, which I thinks is meant to be the plural of 'grantee'. Grantee's

Obviously another proud product of Labour education.

We have taken enough fucking poor people out of these hellholes and populated our cities with them. Let them fend for themselves.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

Just when you think it can't get any fucking worse!

What the fuck is that twat Gordoom playing at?
Is he trying to avert our attention from all the other shit he's thrown at us?
OR is he just an insensitive cunt with his stubby brown finger hovering over the "Destroy UK At Any Cost" button!

Dick the Prick said...

Come off it - smack doesn't transport itself.

DavidNcl said...

You may also be interested in this post of mine http://davidncl.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=7

Where detail some of the actions of CDC group which is a UK govt funded & controlled $4 billion 'private' (err kinda) equity fund which operates globally.

Anonymous said...

So what have you got against hairdressers? You will be telling us we should not be helping the Ghanain music industry next....
http://www.ghanamusic.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=1754

microdave said...

Why don't you apply for a grant, or 2, or 3....

# Funding for volunteers - You do this blog for free...
# Funding for international students wishing to study in the UK - You mentioned your fluency in other languages, could you not try and add another?
# Funding for not-for-profit organisations - See #1
# Conflict and humanitarian funding - Some of your posts cause conflict...
# Funding for the private sector - Yep, another tick.
# Funding for educational institutions - You are definitely one of them...
# Funding for the media - The internet is an electronic media.
# Funding for local authorities - Probably not.
# Funding for specific countries or regions - Declare home rule for Farqham Hall.

There, doesn't seem so bad now, does it?

John said...

Bastards, crooks, thieves.

Katabasis said...

If there is one country you DON'T give money to, it is Pakistan. "Increase security on the Afghanistan border". Pffft.... the billions of aid given to Pakistan by the US over the years, and IN SPITE of the Solarz Amendment has gone on to fund:
i) The Taliban
ii) Al Queda
iii) The A.Q. Khan nuclear weapons technology network (tacitly supported by, and covered for by HM Government) - the same network responsible for the progress that Iran made up until 2003 with it's own programme.
iv) unspecified black ops on the part of ISI, many of which worked against Western interests.

What an utter shower...

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck is the UK government giving money to nuclear powers? First India now this. FFS if they need money, drop a few nukes from their arsenal.

Sweeney Toad said...

The high incidence of destruction of hair of clientele as a result of inadequate information on use of chemicals...

Can't these shitwits do ANYTHING right without someone standing behind them saying obvious things like uh, no, it's probly not a good idea to pour sulphuric acid over that woman's head??!

Rogerborg said...

Any more of this, and the Danes will reckon that it's time for them to come back and demand some more geld.

Joke's on them though: Brown already gave it away at the bottom of the market.

Leg-iron said...

We give money away to nuclear-armed governments while refusing money to support our own military who are engaged in wars we shouldn't be in.

How much of this money funds the opposing forces, I wonder? If one penny of the Gorgon's handout gets into Taliban hands, surely that's high treason?

I don't believe he, or any of his government, can be so stupid as to think the money they throw around the world isn't funding the deaths of our own underfunded soldiers.

Looks like I have tonight's topic of discussion for the pub. I think I'll call in at the British Legion for a beer.

Stewart Cowan said...

It is laughable (or would be if it wasn't so tragic) that we are meant to believe that HMG cares about global poverty when they don't give a flying fish about our own poor.

Stewart Cowan

Bearly conscious said...

Read this and weep.....

http://www.dfid.gov.uk/pubs/files/dfidresourceaccounts0708.pdf

2,600 f/t staff whose goal is "the eradication of world poverty" employed to hose away £5bn this last year...and budgeted to increase to £8bn by 2010/11.

This in a country where life-saving drugs are rationed and the state pension is the lowest in Europe.

Absolutely outrageous.

mad manc cunt said...

I could fuckin' scream!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Thats fuckin' better!

Fidothedog said...

I see that Minister for spunking money away to nuclear power Douglas said that it would go on health and education.

What he means is support for Pakistani male prostitutes.

http://www.dfid.gov.uk/casestudies/files/asia/pakistan-aids-survey.asp

Anonymous said...

I wonder if many well being people who contribute to forein aid charities if they were fully aware just how much of their tax money Brown is spunking away to nuclear powers including India (one of our competitors)and to corrupt officials and glorified gangstas in Africa? It's almost as if he is doing it to mock us.

Paul Pinfield said...

My council don't have enough money to change the broken fucking street lamps. Why the fuck are we pissing money away in Pakifuckingstan?

Perhaps if we didn't invade other countries, we wouldn't have to spunk money away trying to stop the people we have tried to kill killing us...

Anonymous said...

Stealing money from my pocket to help foreign perverts.

I would never condone violence, but I would not need any Nytol if the shitstains responsible for this had their entire families viciously raped.

Or perhaps I might, just to get the grin from my face.

Gallimaufry said...

£480 million - postal votes aren't cheap. Add this to the millions that Hazel Blears is giving away to promote community cohesion and counter extremism. It would be money well spent if there was any chance of it working and preventing British soldiers and civilians being murdered by a bunch of sexually frustrated mysogenistic religious inadequates to assuage their inferiority complexes but there isn't.
When the Vikings lived in the East of England such international development aid was called Danegeld. In these multicultural times it's paying the jyzia.

Shirking From Home said...

Fucking hell.

Taleban tax: allied supply convoys pay their enemies for safe passage.

I'm paying them just so the powers that be here can spunk even more of my money. Helpfully tucked away in the Times' backwater.

"The West is indirectly funding the insurgency in Afghanistan thanks to a system of payoffs to Taleban commanders who charge protection money to allow convoys of military supplies to reach Nato bases in the south of the country."

Rogerborg said...

At least with the Shouty Beardies resurgent, they'll crack down on opium production. So, less supply, higher prices, more profits per unit for the entire drug dealing industry. How's that for stimulating the global economy?

Shirking From Home said...

I don't understand why 'they' don't just burn/bomb/napalm the poppy fields.

It's as if the West have something to gain from not destroying it.

smack head said...

Just give us the fucking heroin!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

fidothedog thanks for that splendid DFID link
Their research into the Pakistani Trangengered Junkie Community tells us
"...the use of condoms during sex was also low. Injecting drug users knew more about HIV/AIDS but still resorted to sharing or re-using needles because of the lack of available new ones.
These findings suggest that
any future HIV epidemic will be concentrated in groups with the highest levels of sexually transmitted infections."
Fuck me, there's a surprise, how much did it cost us for them to work that one out ?

Dick the Prick said...

Don't these fucking cunts ignore international copyright patents on medicines therefore creaming another fucking huge income stream?

Call me Infidel said...

Praise Allan!

Thud said...

I have never on principle bought anything from one of their shops or eateries...why should they get my friggin tax...unless delivered in the form of trident?

crackers said...

The £480mn is a bung. Our gutless gormless government have neither the moral fibre nor the common sense to grasp that propping up a corrupt failed state will not improve security in UK. The funds will be used by the generals to prop up their failing businesses.
We are a soft touch. The Muslims know this and they know that we know that they know.
As for the poppy crop the better option would be for US/Allies to buy the crop and what is not required for medicines could be destroyed. Put Taleban out of business.

Dave H. said...

Several of the 7/7 bombers were regular visitors at a charity called the Hamara Youth Access Point. Their leader, Mohammed Sadique Khan, was mentor there.

The HYAP is a charity that has received more than £1 milllion from the UK government.

Nice to see our taxes being wisely spent, eh?

Daisy said...

what i am beginning to learn from our various governments, is that we need to do something totally atrocious...if it's bad enough...they will send money...it does have me thinking...

The Penguin said...

Round the fucking lot of them up, and deport them, all of them.

At a stroke you'd have plenty of vacancies for British nurses and doctors in the NHS and no shit about not treating alcoholics or wearing stuff which promotes MRSA spreading.

Loads less underage sex. Loads less drug abuse. Loads fewer honour killings. Loads less stabbings.

A few businesses available for entrepreneurial new owners to buy.

Can't think of any serious downside.

Apart from many traditional labour voters (and vote riggers) no longer on the electoral role.

The Penguin

deeply depressed said...

John Major this morning stating that we pay 262 MILLION POUNDS EACH DAY on just the interest of the money snotgobbler has borrowed. Apparently we are as broke today as we were after 6 years of WW2. Cheers Gormless you fucking useless pitiful piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Another 480 million quid of taxpayers' money.

That's your taxes, my taxes, and taxes paid by all the 'hard working families' that Gorgon keeps banging on about.

All thrown at corrupt African basket-cases or ignnorant, backward, ungrateful religious fuckwits who hate us, hate our values, hate our way of life and would kill us given half a chance.

Pause and think a moment what all this money could buy at home:

More badly-needed schools, prisons and hospitals

Life-saving drugs the NHS says it can't afford

Assistance for needy pensioners living on fixed incomes

Removal or reduction of VAT on energy bills

Decent pay increases for nurses, firefighters and front-line policemen

Decent, basic kit and medical aftercare for our soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan (who shouldn't be there anyway)

Effective border patrols and efficient control of immigration

The list goes on and on.

There is a swelling undercurrent of seething resentment in this country. The government either doesn't realise or doesn't care - either way, they are equally contemptible.

Many, many people hate this government with a vengeance. The Conservatives talk a little tougher but in reality would they be much better? And the LibDems? Well, they're just the LibDems. Irrelevant.

And they wonder why so many reasonable, intelligent, articulate, professional, middle and working class people now support the BNP!

Anonymous said...

Fuck off Lab/Con/Lib - you are all as bad as each other. I want change.

Allah bin Liner said...

Cheers infidel cunts. Hmm... Leeds next perhaps.

Rogerborg said...

We "pay" 262 million a day? Pay with what? What do we still make that anyone else actually wants?

I think we're pretty much down to flogging handcuffs and genital electrodes to dark avised gentlemen wearing lots of gold braid.

man in the street said...

Am thinking about setting up a UK-based 'arm yourself' type on-line shop. Will start researching the various legalities or otherwise of such a venture and what can be stocked today.

In time of strife surely this is a sector that has growth potential.

Katabasis said...

And as if by magic:

Three quarters of the most serious terror plots being investigated by UK authorities have links to Pakistan

No fucking shit.

jaymason said...

Why the fuck are we giving any money away.

Charity begins at home

Particularly Mine!

Dick the Prick said...

Mi6 virtually fucking live in Dewsbury & Leeds. There are UAV's knocking about, special branch have set up their own department pulling the best Coppers from the local ranks. There are known funding fronts and 'community tensions' are very lightly managed. That's where the Sharia shite comes from - the police don't want any part of it. I've known of blood money being paid out to stop rival tribes fucking up the rest of the area.

I dunno - it is a bit of a toughie; to know where they are and infiltrate, monitor and research or just fuck 'em all. A bit of both I guess.

At no fucking point though does any manifest benefit occur in giving the Pakistani government cash when it's feudal & run by a few families who are corrupt as any tin pot dictatorship.

There's more to this than meets the eye, obviously, but Brown is a useless fucking cunt and any trust I had with him evaporated when they're pushing through reductions in defence intelligence analysts, like they just wank off all day.

Tuscan Tony said...

...to be spent on a large consignment of wheelbarrows (adapted for 13 year old drivers) no doubt.

Dr Cromarty said...

Ghanain hairdressers? Funny I got an email asking me if I could look after some money for them. Apparently I get a 10% just for putting the money through my acccount. A lot of money, too - ¢71,978,500.

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