The next recipient of your hard earned cash (following Gordon spunking £6 BILLION on Aids riddled Africans) is that blossoming bastion of all things wonderful, Pakistan.
The UK is giving a £480m support package to Pakistan to help increase security on the Afghanistan border.
Douglas Alexander, the UK international development secretary, said the money would also be focused on education and health projects.
Wonderful stuff. I thought I'd have a look at where all my money is being pissed up the wall by UK International Development Agency, so I popped over to their website. A few clicks later and I was witnessing the stunning work done.
I am now going for a lie down, whilst I try and work out exactly how killing innocent civilians in Mumbai is so richly rewarded from MY pocket. Then I'm going to find a way to stop it.