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Monday, 29 December 2008

Ever used Wiki?


Give them a fiver. They're skint


I have.



That's an African AIDS orphan starving next month then. Never mind.

28 Comments:

Harrithebastard,  29 December 2008 at 22:50  

Somethings just can't wait ?

Monday, 29 December 2008
Someone else's end of year poll
Iain Dale has been running an end of year poll on his website. The result for speech of the year* tells you all you need to know about his readership. No. 1. was George Osborne's PBR reply (25%). No. 2. was Obama's acceptance speech (18%).

In years to come I will be able to tell my little great-nieces and nephews as they gather round my knee that Great Aunt Kerry was in that very Chamber, on that momentuous occasion, to hear the great man himself. I will hold them spellbound as I recite passages from memory in my very best squeaky voice...

Well Great aunt Kerry whilst you are telling your Grand horrors ... horror fucking stories don't forget to tell them about the big bad cyclops cunt Brown, and with your fucking help decimated democracy , so Kids thats why you are now sitting along with me Granny Kerry in fucking chains .

Total total cunt

DaveA 29 December 2008 at 22:59  

I'll put my hand in my pocket when they change the shit they have there on passive smoking. They have been asked to give a balanced view but refuse, toeing the PC line.

On the rest of your blog,FFS I largely agree with a Jock, fuck off to Scotland you kilt wearing cunt.

Have a great Hogmanay from the Baxter clan from Forfarshire.

Tractor Stats 29 December 2008 at 23:06  

That Kerry is just like an alcoholic in denial, she lies so much she must lie to herself every time she manges to get two brain cells to spark up in unison.

Dick Puddlecote 30 December 2008 at 00:07  

HarritheBastard:

I have commented to advertise OH's end of year poll on Kerry (MP for Mogadishu), I don't reckon it will get through the moderator though. I intimated that I would be bouncing my grandkids on my knee and explaining how the long-dead Gordon Brown was the reason they were still paying a truck-load of money in taxes when they are Grandparents themselves.

OH: I was going to say the same as Dave A and highlight the fucking crap Wikipedia have in their discussion pages about Passive Smoking. It's a very long read but is an object lesson in righteous censorship. They probably have the same shit about every other righteous cause.

Wikipedia won't get the effluence from my drain until they stop being right-on but, instead, report the truth without bias.

it's either banned or compulsory 30 December 2008 at 00:30  

Jimmy Wales, founder of Wiki "Like a national park or a school, we don't believe advertising should have a place in Wikipedia.
Why not ?
Everybody else does, except the BBC.
Bad examples btw, national parks are awash with PC agendas and schools swill in advertising from 'sponsors'.

Fidothedog 30 December 2008 at 00:32  

Five quid donated. I have a tamagotchi toy will donate that to the Africans with Aids, at least it will outlive them.

Chris 30 December 2008 at 01:17  

£5 to the hivemind font of all trivia? Fair enough. I mean, how many arguments over a semi-obscure point of pop-culture knowledge has an African orphan ever settled? Useless little sods!

wv - coodswa (-o, +llop = 90% of what's on wikipedia)

Dick the Prick 30 December 2008 at 01:17  

Aren't these just the Encylopedia Britanica cunts who used to wander the streets? Fuck off - job done now do something useful - arse.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell 30 December 2008 at 08:19  

6 fucking millon with three staff and the cunt wants a donation????/
fucking genius business model
nearly as good as mine

mikey,  30 December 2008 at 08:26  

Oran Utangs are wonderful.

Harrithebastard,  30 December 2008 at 08:51  

mikey said...
Oran Utangs are wonderful.

30 December 2008 08:26

I would not know mikey , what do they taste like , and could you eat a whole one .

Please don't shatter my illusions and tell me they taste like chicken .

Harrithebastard,  30 December 2008 at 09:13  

In years to come I will be able to tell my little great-nieces and nephews as they gather round my knee that Great Aunt Kerry was in that very Chamber, on that momentuous occasion, to hear the great man himself. I will hold them spellbound as I recite passages from memory in my very best squeaky voice...

And before any wise cracks ... no i can't fucking leave it , i hate her with a passion, so Grandma Kerry don't forget to also explain to the poor unfortunate grand horrors whilst reading Mien kampf, that this is the revised version by the Grand grand daddy of them all Chairman Mc Mao Cyclops Brown , when the only fucking revised bit is the bastard date .

yellowbelly 30 December 2008 at 10:52  

Don't just moan on here about Kerry, get over there and leave comments on her blog like I have. She wont like it, she hasn't published my follow up comment.

Ron Broxted 30 December 2008 at 10:55  

With Wiki it depends on who is policing the page you wish to look at.Herds of invisible goats in Galway?I think not.But some of their editors are a bit de trop.Check out Hertfordshire University and false rape allegations.

Harrithebastard,  30 December 2008 at 11:12  

yellowbelly said...
Don't just moan on here about Kerry, get over there and leave comments on her blog like I have. She wont like it, she hasn't published my follow up comment.

Fair comment, but if she ignores them and will not publish them ... there not to much fucking point to it is there , at least she can not delete these ones ... yet !

And i do not for one second believe that once on her lonesome and in a dark room with some freethinking time away from the other Labour goons that Kerry does not question her own insanity ... she can't possibly have that much in fucking reserve.

Tractor Stats 30 December 2008 at 11:13  

Great Aunt Kerry has got my £5er and she's now in Mogadishu living it up!

Dennis 30 December 2008 at 14:04  

Wikipedia

1. Don't trust that Jimmy Wales character. Rumours abound that he has plans to sell Wiki content.

2. Sometimes when I get on that site (e.g. to look up details of Bruce Forsyth's dental history, or something similarly arcane) I am greeted by a peevish message telling me not to vandalize the page about George Michael or the migrations of the Green-snouted Warthog. These are directed at my IP address. Since my IP address is dynamically allocated by my utterly useless ISP, the message is obviously directed at some other bloke. I then take great pleasure in replying, informing "Mandelbrot453" or "WalesesArseWipe" how anal and ridiculous he (it's usually "he") to be wasting his time endlessly editing and re-editing such stuff, etc., etc.

3. It's composed by amateurs.

4. The Wisdom of Crowds gave us a Labour government. Again. Nuff said.

OH, if you have £5 to flush down the bog, send it my way and I'll spend it more wisely.

Bill d'Sarse,  30 December 2008 at 14:19  

it's either banned or compulsory said...
snip, we don't believe advertising should have a place in Wikipedia.
Why not ?
Everybody else does, except the BBC.

You obviously don't watch the BBC very much. There's advertising all over the place - mainly advertising BBC products, I'll admit but the adverts for the number of books, films and events (by pro BBC luvvies of course) is ridiculous. The main protaganists appear to be BBC Breakfast Time, there's at least 10 mins of adverts each hour each and every day.

Harrithebastard,  30 December 2008 at 15:05  

Bill d'Sarse said...

BBC advertising , try watching BBC world you will see more adverts than ITV and SKY

I have checked this out and the excuse i was given that BBC world is what it states on the tin , so the corporation is not bound by the charter broadcasting to other countries ... the money grabbing cheeky luddite bastards.
And another thing BBC world shows the weather forecast for all over the world from the Sudan to some fucking village in the Amazon forest , yet not Great Britain ? why , do they really hate there own country that much .

Anonymous,  30 December 2008 at 20:25  

"do they really hate there own country that much?"

Yes

JD 30 December 2008 at 20:44  

No, it's self-hatred misdirected.
JD.

it's either banned or compulsory 31 December 2008 at 00:18  

Bill d'Sarse 14:19 said...
"You obviously don't watch the BBC very much. There's advertising all over the place - mainly advertising BBC products"

I don't watch the BBC at all, BBC indulgent self-promotion was one of the reasons I got rid of my telly some years ago.

Fucking Lazy Cunts,  31 December 2008 at 08:57  

Wayne 'nd me cant avoid watching the tv cos it is a 42" widescreen wot we got wiv the social.

Bill d'Sarse,  31 December 2008 at 09:46  

Fucking Lazy Cunts said...
Wayne 'nd me cant avoid watching the tv cos it is a 42" widescreen wot we got wiv the social.


How very 2007. You should be now be aspiring to watch Blu Ray DVDs on your 42" plasma. (Blu Ray player provided by the social, of course). I suggest you get Wayne to feign severe depression or similar in order to convince the claim assessor of the dire need of a Blu Ray player.

Dave H.,  31 December 2008 at 10:52  

OH, regarding Nigella L., the papers now report that her Xmas show caused the supermarkets to 'run out of semolina.'

I wasn't aware of that particular expression.

JPT 31 December 2008 at 21:15  

Oran Utans run Wikipedia then?

OwlHoot,  1 January 2009 at 00:50  

OH, you'd better throw us some more red meat soon to growl and fight over, or we'll start going off topic ...

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