Friday, 19 December 2008

Equal and Fair

Ugly Stalinist Bitch MP (Lab)


When I was at school, I was crap at sports for a myriad of reasons, most of them being connected that I am not a team player, I do not enjoy standing out in the fucking freezing cold dressed in shorts and a t shirt and I would rather be smoking a fag behind the science block with Helen Smithson of 4G

I did notice, however, that if you were good at a particular sport, the teachers thought they might have a champion on their hands and get extra funding or a new set of goalposts. They offered to “tutor” you and make you even better. This was seen by the Righteous as a “good thing”.

So how come the powers that be are up in arms about parents tutoring their kids to get through the 11 plus then? Apparently, it is all supposed to be “fair and equal” when it comes to brains but not fair and equal when it comes to gymnastics.


“It is unacceptable for one-to-one tuition to be the sole preserve of the
well-off," said Schools Minister Sarah McCarthy-Fry. "We want all children,whatever their family’s income, to get the extra support they need to get back on track."

Well, Sarah, you can fuck off. I have six children and will do ANYTHING to make sure they are not trapped in minimum wage jobs or benefits as you would prefer, you bastard Stalinist. You would prefer that we took the Karen Matthews path of parenthood in order to heap more responsibility on the State and none on the parent. In your own vested interests of course. You don’t have the guts to tell the thick kid that he is thick, yet you are happy to tell the fat kid he is fat and take him into care. You are happy to tell me I am unhealthy and stop me smoking and drinking but you don’t have the guts to tell parents to teach their fucking kids more than how to change channel on the 50” plasma.

I’m coming for you Sarah. I’m going to find out why you are so against “advantage”. Why you believe we are all equal, yet know we aren’t. And then I’m going hoist you by your own petard, publicly.



Stupid fucking cow.
UPDATE: Ah, now I understand. "In the July 2007 reshuffle, Sarah was appointed PPS to the Chief Whip, Geoff Hoon."

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go get her OH

Stuart said...

Happy to help!

Dick the Prick said...

Not thick as shit - dyslexic.

Shackleford Hurtmore said...

That photo hasn't been photoshopped. She really looks like that. I can confirm she is a real Champagne Socialist. I worked in a supermarket in Portsmouth to get through university and the only time I met my local councillor was when she was buying a trolley full of fizzy wine.

I agree with her that tuition shouldn't be the preserve of the well-off.

I don't like a system that drags the best pupils down to the level of the window-lickers if their parents can't afford better.

I'd rather extra tuition was the preserve of the best students - I wish the school system identified the best students and gave them the best opportunities away from the disruption of the thick kids.

I need a well-educated next generation to keep the fire of civilisation burning when I retire.

And while the best students are learning how to be useful citizens, the window-lickers could learn useful skills like how to make fresh toast in the bath.

Old Holborn said...

Dyslexic? Yeah, right. And suffering from ADHD as well.

"Last year 70% of African-Caribbean boys in London left school with fewer than five or more GCSEs at the top grades of A*-C or equivalent, while African-Caribbean men are the least likely of any group to have a degree. "

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2004/sep/07/education.politics

Old Holborn said...

And how selective is that Fabian charity, Common Purpose?

The pigs are walking on two legs again

http://www.commonpurpose.org.uk/home.aspx

Dave.72 said...

This makes me weep.

We can have academies for sport, music, art... to say that your kid is talented at any of these things is OK. If they happen to have a high IQ or are academic; fuck you!

I came from the shit end of town, went to a shit school and surprised everyone by passing my 11-plus. Everyone wanted their kid to go the local grammar school but for the few of us that made it we really felt the full force of class hatred and it's all at the bottom.

Going to that school changed my outlook and my expectations in life, I never looked back and thank god that I went through before it went secondary modern a couple of years later.

I got a good laugh after a few months mixing with the "middle class scum" when I asked my dad.. "Why are we called working class when they (parents) work much harder than us?"

Anyone who has something against Grammar Schools, selection on academic ability or IQ and as you so rightly say, care and effort on the part of the parents to help their offspring to raise themselves up has either a personal grudge or is living in the idealistic fairytale that is ruining our country. Or they are just plain and simple cunts. Cunts of the highest order who need to fuck off, eat shit and die.

There I feel much better now.

The Penguin said...

I am working on a plan to try and assign Ratings to the Righteous.

I have a few selected ratings, but would welcome input as to some more.

And of course, when it is time, you can suggest members of the Righteous so we can Rate them.

Cunt
Prize Cunt
Utter Cunt
Absolute Cunt
Useless Cunt
Ugly Fucking Cunt
Cunty Cunt
Stinking Cunt
Shit-smeared Cunt
Dried Up Old Cunt
Rancid Cunt
Horrid Cunt

I think you can see how this will work...

The Penguin

defender said...

Ah that Hooon chap name comes up yet again, the top cunt that he is.
poor woman, working for Hooon is a sure way to have your cuntability enhanced to the max.
Brain and common sense is removed you see and replaced by cuntology.
Only cure found to work so far is to seperate head from rest of the body, painless I have heard, if you get a good sort to do the job.
Early signs of desease seems to be a un healthy need to tick boxes and reach targets for no obvious reason.
Commonly called utter cuntitist.

The Great Simpleton said...

Intersting person this, Sarah:

Fascist/Socialist authroitarian

"Voted against a transparent Parliament.

Voted very strongly for introducing a smoking ban.

Voted very strongly for introducing ID cards.

Voted very strongly for Labour's anti-terrorism laws. "

Part donkey

"Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.

Voted very strongly for replacing Trident.

Never rebels against their party in this parliament."

Ignorant

"Voted moderately for laws to stop climate change."


Typical MP really. Party hack with no brain and a huge desire to inflict their own warped perspective on the rest of us.

http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/sarah_mccarthy-fry/portsmouth_north

The Great Simpleton said...

PS

The good news:

Majority: 1,139 votes. — 574th out of 630 MPs.

Shouldn't be long before she gets the chop then, assuming the good people of Portsmouth see sense..

Anonymous said...

The Great Simpleton said...

Shouldn't be long before she gets the chop then, assuming the good people of Portsmouth see sense..

19 December 2008 10:57

Don't get your hopes up - we're talking Portsmouth here.

Stuart said...

Have you seen this! We'll all be slaves soon...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/melanie_reid/article5367112.ece

Stuart said...

... and I'll be campaigning against her in Pompey (not standing, just shouting)

Barnsley Bill said...

Shirley fucking Williams started this when she got rid of the Grammar schools.
I was sentenced to 5 years at soddom and gomorrah secondary modern because of that piece of shit.
When my idiot parents told me that I would not be going to the grammar back in 77 I asked them why.
"Because the government have decided to close them son."
"But why mother and father?"I retorted.
"Not sure really" came the reply.
"Did you vote for them mother and father?"
"Why yes son everybody in our family votes Labour"

Not any more.

A conversation that all you under 45's should be having with your parents as you feast on the turkey next week...

Anonymous said...

Isn't that Ed Balls?

Ampers said...

Thank Gawd the right people are receiving extra education.

At least, this way we are less likely to have shits like her reach the top.

By the way, I object to your use of the word "cunts" to describe these people. A cunt is useful and can always make a prick stand to attention, may I respectfully suggest you rephrase, and call these cunts "spent pricks"?

Anonymous said...

@Stuart : Read the article about Melanie wotsits - left a comment - don't think she'll like it. Typical woolly-headed Champagne Socialist shite - big on gob, short on brains. I bet she sees herself as one of the administrators, not actually as a volunteer at the coal face. They always think they're 'more equal' don't they?

black hole sunset said...

Whenever parents act in the interests of their own children, the morbid failures of the state are exposed for all to see.

The Righteous treat the population as if it were a latrine that can be endlessly shat into without any risk of polluting the well.

Parents (like the rest of us) know better. The fightback by the Worthy against the Righteous is being fought tooth and nail, with the devotion and self-sacrifice that is the unique perserve of the Worthy.

The Worthy see the horrors of "progress" unfolding in front of them and are repelled, want no part of it. It is a fight by the many against the sickening distopian fantasy of the few.

The Righteous are exposed, scared, angry. They impugned the motives and circumstances of the Worthy at every turn.

But the Worthy are unmoved. For them, it is not a game. It is not "all in the mind". They bestow upon their own whatever advantage is theirs to give.

The Worthy are beyond the petty, vindictive sanctions of the Righteous and always will be.

microdave said...

Penguin, while your ratings idea has merit, I have to agree with Ampers on the usefulness of cunts. Lets face it, none of us would be here enjoying in-depth political discussion if it wasn't for cunts. Mind you, some of the examples on your list wouldn't have my prick standing to attention...

Like OH, I hated sport at school, however I preferred to be in the metalwork shop making things, or in the chemistry lab blowing them up. Never did me any harm...

The Penguin said...

Look, there is a world of difference between the female genitalia and this sort of cunt, and if you can't make that distinction then you are unlikely to be able to make the decision with the big head not the little one.

And I bet I could find some photographs featuring cunts that no-one in their right mind could find prick-twitching!

The Penguin

AngryDave said...

The government want us to hand over the raising of our children to them, so they can indoctrinate them in the ways of the righteous. They want us all to be parents like Karen Matthews, because it will make their job of steeling our children much easier.

OH, the righteous say that the reason that young blck men are failing in school is because the education system is racist. But, if this is the case, can they explain why Asian boys and girls, and black girls make up a greater percentage of the high achievers than their percentage of the whole. I doubt that they would dare suggest it has anything to do with the 'gold chains and no brains' mentality that gets propagated through rap music.

Randolph Carter said...

How about 'pigfucker' as a suitably satisfying alternative to 'cunt' as a descriptive name for cabinet ministers and similar vermin?

This alleged woman's awful dead-eyed cannibal leer will follow me into my nightmares. This is the face of a Lovecraftian ghoul in the early stages of transformation, or a failed resurrection experiment, with the blood and foam around the jaws judiciously Photoshopped out Surely no sane human could consider voting for this eldritch flesh-eating horror?

The Penguin said...

Hmmmm, pigfucker is quite good, but without the real pigfuckers there's be a dreadful shortage of bacon.

The Penguin

Jonathan Fairfax said...

The Penguin @12:57
"I bet I could find some photographs featuring cunts that no-one in their right mind could find prick-twitching!"

this one?


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5jYS8eezmU/SUtzxU9EknI/AAAAAAAAAVM/3EHiqusgoik/s1600-h/eddie.jpg

Abdul Alhazred said...

@Randolph Carter

The pig monsters in W.H. Hodgson's The House on the Borderland are even more appropriate than Lovecraft!

Randolph Carter said...

@Abdul Alhazred:

Then, it would be after dinner, as I sat reading, that, happening to look up suddenly, I saw something peering in over the window ledge the eyes and ears alone showing.

'A pig, by Jove!' I said, and rose to my feet. Thus, I saw the thing more completely; but it was no pig--God alone knows what it was. It reminded me, vaguely, of the hideous Thing that had haunted the great arena. It had a grotesquely human mouth and jaw; but with no chin of which to speak. The nose was prolonged into a snout; thus it was that with the little eyes and queer ears, gave it such an extraordinarily swinelike appearance. Of forehead there was little, and the whole face was of an unwholesome white color.

For perhaps a minute, I stood looking at the thing with an ever growing feeling of disgust, and some fear. The mouth kept jabbering, inanely, and once emitted a half-swinish grunt. I think it was the eyes that attracted me the most; they seemed to glow, at times, with a horribly human intelligence, and kept flickering away from my face, over the details of the room, as though my stare disturbed it.


It's quite a close match, but the current specimen clearly has a chin, and little hint of any 'horribly human intelligence'.

crackers said...

Ampers 1149 on genitalia: 'Spent prick' more descriptive than 'cunt'. Possibly.

Prefer 'mules poes' which I understand to be useless to man and beast.

Checking my sons' homework in late 70's and early 80's discovered many simple spelling mistakes. Went to see Head(fee paying school in St Albans) who told me not to worry as spelling was not considered as important as 'expression'. Told him that as an employer I would not appoint anyone who could not spell. He laughed.

This was the consequence of the policies of the destroyer in chief of education in England, Baroness Williams.

Why oh why.

Bill d'Sarse said...

Why is the picture above that of a bloke in a wig?

Pogo said...

"Penguin" - you missed the top-rating - "Weapons-grade Cunt".

"OH" - "I have six children..." - Fer Christ's sake man! Get a bloody television!!!

DaveA said...

OH you know I am not a great fan of your language, but in this case I will join the party. I spent £63,000 on my daughter's education and will of finished paying off her school fees in 2025. Living in Hackney the schools only give you GCSE's in bullying, single parenthood, drug taking and learning to be unemployable, chav scum.

This is typical of the educational nihilism of ZanuLabour, we all have to be shit. I also agree that Baroness Williams has done most to undermine working class people in this country by banning grammar schools.

So Sarah McCathy-Fry go fuck yourself, parents who support their kids should be applauded not crticised. Bitch.

jwcuibono said...

" Dave.72 said...

This makes me weep.

We can have academies for sport, music, art... to say that your kid is talented at any of these things is OK. If they happen to have a high IQ or are academic; fuck you!

I came from the shit end of town, went to a shit school and surprised everyone by passing my 11-plus. Everyone wanted their kid to go the local grammar school but for the few of us that made it we really felt the full force of class hatred and it's all at the bottom.

Going to that school changed my outlook and my expectations in life, I never looked back and thank god that I went through before it went secondary modern a couple of years later.

I got a good laugh after a few months mixing with the "middle class scum" when I asked my dad.. "Why are we called working class when they (parents) work much harder than us?"

Anyone who has something against Grammar Schools, selection on academic ability or IQ and as you so rightly say, care and effort on the part of the parents to help their offspring to raise themselves up has either a personal grudge or is living in the idealistic fairytale that is ruining our country. Or they are just plain and simple cunts. Cunts of the highest order who need to fuck off, eat shit and die.

There I feel much better now.

19 December 2008 10:41"

Sounds like we're contemporaries, same situation and like minded.

Regards Sirrah :-)

Anonymous said...

OH - I thought you said you had 4 children the last time you mentioned them...

Pogo said...

@Anonymous, 15:57

He must be a right fertile little devil!

Anonymous said...

I won't identify myself here.

We weren't well off.

We gave up our holiday to pay to have our kids tutored.

What's 'well off' about that ???

electro-kevin said...

There are coaching classes to become train drivers and firefighters too.

Doesn't tutoring kind of defeat the whole point of aptitude testing ?

electro-kevin said...

I don't think she's that ugly btw. Put it like this ... I've had worse.

english said...

Hey Penguin how about 'fucking tampon resepticle'

Anonymous said...

DaveA not "will of" it's "will have". FFS

What the fuck is a resepticle?

killemallletgodsortemout said...

"And then I’m going hoist you by your own petard, publicly."





Go for it, OH, and give her a slap for me while you're at it.

jaymason said...

I went to Grammar school after passing the 11 plus, that and a short sharp stint in the army taught me the value of hard work that I try and pass on to my kids.

Unfortunately the shower of shit that run this country seem to prefer either champagne stuck up wineing liberal fuckwits (ala toynbee) or no lifelow life non working chav scum that have never worked and won't ever work while society is soft enough to pay them to sit on their fat arses at home all day

Anonymous said...

I had the misfortune to go to a comprehensive school during the 1970's...but the good fortune to an ex-grammar school just after it had been changed over. An excellent education for five years but the malaise and stupidity set in and the teaching went downhill after I left.
Can I just add I was once a left winger but I grew up and learned the ways of the world. That is working in the real world as opposed to the current crop of useless lying politicians who went from school to university to politics without being 'sullied' by the realities of the real world.

fanlight-Fanny said...

Fuck! That commie bitch sho is fugly!

Abdul Alhazred said...

@Randolph Carter

Good quote you found. You're right though, those Pig Creatures From Beyond were more intelligent-looking than the NuLabour swine!

I used to enjoy a good cosmic horror story, but fiction can no longer compete with the real-life Horrors in government or even prowling the High Street....

Fidothedog said...

I just mocked her.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Good work on the cunt count Penguin. Might I suggest the following ?
closet cunt
toxic cunt
über cunt.

OH Same here on the sports field mate. Please God let it piss down with rain or be sunny, just don't drizzle; though the sporty types were NFG when it came to canoing, mountaineering etc. as they lacked the stamina, brains and genuine team spirit required.

I was in the first year Comprehensive intake of a former Grammar school and had the advantage of being educated by those remaining 'old school' staff that were not hounded out by the commie LEA.
Both sporting and academic extra-curricular activities were widely available to those who chose to take advantage of them.
Of special benefit were overseas holidays organized by staff in their own time in the days of European visas and currency control regulations ( £30.00 pocket money max ! ). These took me to, amongst other places, Germany and Italy which opened my eyes to the benign reality of those countries at a time when all the telly told me about was WWI & WWII.
My very average family paid not only for me but contributed a simlar amount to the fund that allowed less well off pupils to go.

As the years rolled on my class group and the traditional staff moved up the hill trying to ignore the pandemonium below. Thanks to them we did rather better than might have been expected though that might have something to do with the following; in a class of 30+ only one pupil did not have two parents at home ( father deceased ), coming in the last two places in yearly exams meant getting demoted to the dim-white-kids class below, corporal punishment was availabe, we only had one female teacher ( Art ) and the beardy polytechnic types only impinged towards the end.
Such was the ruination of that school and its' reputation it had to be demolished a few years after my leaving. It went from being the Boroughs' flagship to its' midden in about a decade.

Shirly Williams = über cunt.

That Professor Brendan Bunting ( OH link above ) is a cunt too for saying
"The idea was that testing for grammar schools would be "tapping into something more than an ability to learn".

What does here-today-gone-tomorrow Schools Minister Sarah McCarthy-Fry intend to do ? Ban coaching ? Mark down those who do well because they " must have been coached " ?
How about improving primary education for all you thick bitch witch instead of producing mongs from families who don't care.

Coached Kids = the new Kulaks.

Btw, wouldn't it be fun if some proof emerged that here-today-gone-tomorrow Schools Minister Sarah McCarthy-Fry had herself recieved coaching at some point ?

Clunking Fist said...

"Shouldn't be long before she gets the chop then, assuming the good people of Portsmouth see sense.."

Well, New Zealanders voted this specimenn in, 3 terms in a row as "prime" minister:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/opinion/news/article.cfm?c_id=466&objectid=10430175

She's gone now.

Barnsley Bill said...

Gone but not forgotten clunking.

mad manc cunt said...

electro-kevin said...

'I don't think she's that ugly btw. Put it like this ... I've had worse.'

Jesus E-K, if you have had worse than her it must have been a marathon drinking session. Though surely she is the type of minger that gets uglier the more you drink! I'd need Stevie fuckin' Wonder goggles to kiss that never mind beer ones!

swindon_alan said...

My god she is ugly.

Externally and internally.

Dick Puddlecote said...

This is class OH:

"You don’t have the guts to tell the thick kid that he is thick, yet you are happy to tell the fat kid he is fat and take him into care. You are happy to tell me I am unhealthy and stop me smoking and drinking but you don’t have the guts to tell parents to teach their fucking kids more than how to change channel on the 50” plasma."

And, in agreement with others here, I also think she is a cunt.

mikey said...

I'm going to get me a "We are coming for the 646" T shirt.I was chatting to a friendly police officer the other day and enquired if he might fancy taking my DNA sample now rather than wait for the hassle of finding me and getting it after the event. He asked what event...

OwlHoot said...

@anonymous "What the fuck is a resepticle?"

Something for storing Yanks by the sound of it.

Antipholus Papps said...

This alleged woman's awful dead-eyed cannibal leer will follow me into my nightmares.

The saddest thing being that this is what Jacqui Smith sees when she looks in the mirror!

@Penguin:
You've also missed out gleety cunt. 'Gleet' being a form of syphilitic discharge. (Hat-tip: Twenty Major)

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