I would like all my readers to meet a new pet of mine. OH already has three chickens currently wrecking the grounds of Farqham Hall and he quite likes supporting British entrepreneurship, so I am adopting a baby pig from those wonderful people at http://www.eatbabe.co.uk/.
They have a great business model, in that you pick a plump piglet, they look after it, pamper it stupid, it send you emails and photos and in six months you get to eat the fucker, delivered to your door.
Meet Mohammed (peace and apple sauce be upon him in six months time)
Send your fatwahs to email@example.com
PS Could someone let vegan Kerry McCarthy know?