Sunday, 7 December 2008

Art


38 comments:

Shirking From Home said...

Total class.

The Dodgy Lodger said...

Can I get a gold-plated one?

Alec said...

I want a full dinner service plus mugs wiv saucers for xmas.

Panopticon Britain said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7770323.stm

woman on a raft said...

Tha's no bleedin' good - they don't take credicards and I've nicked one special, like.

microdave said...

Glad you liked it!

bofl said...

karen matthews has a twin sister.........pics on my page..

Reversepsychology said...

Now that she's got rid of the "Riff Raff", I'm waiting for Kerry to enlighten us with her own pearls of wisdom, on how this whole damned episode was the fault of Libertarian Society in general, and in effect, thus drove such a model mum to behave in such an "Non socialist" way.

Wonder if they'll bring in a new ruling that allows Karen Matthews to "Vote Labour" from her prison regime?

Anonymous said...

Just the thing for Christmas!

idle said...

Choice!

Anonymous said...

If you get it it'll end up in the loft when you get bored with it.

black hole sunset said...

Reversepsychology : "...this whole damned episode was the fault of Libertarian Society ..."

That does seem to be the emerging wrongthink meme. For Socialists to blame the consequences of their own actions on some kind of imagined residue of Libertarianism in British society must rank as one of the lowest points in contemporary political debate. There hardly seems to be any fit point to start deconstructing something so twisted and dishonest.

Still, at least Scatty "shit lips" McBroon's in it for purely principled motives =)

Also, can I suggest that Lord Mandelshite of Sodomyboy's rectum must now be so heavily prolapsed that it'd trail behind him like a burnt sleeping bag were it not for an elaborate system of velcro straps.

Just thought I'd add that to the debate.

ranter said...

Superb! I larfed and larfed and larfed! I've circulated around the world!

Anonymous said...

""I think most people think it to be both sick and insensitive and people will be disgusted with him at a time when many people are looking very closely at the comic/comedian profession anyway.

"This isn't a helpful contribution either to the sad case of Shannon Matthews, where we've only just got a conviction, and Michael Donovan and Karen Matthews haven't even been sentenced yet."

uh no, fuck off with with your hand-wringing.

the majority of us find it hilarious to laugh at this twat who lived off our taxes, she deserves it. she's also responsible for contributing to the sudden "lets crackdown on scum" thing going on so hahaha.

The Penguin said...

Also sickening are the friends and neighbours and grandparents and even the (maybe) father, crawling out from their holes to wring their pontius pilate hands and tell the media how awful "poor wee Shannon" was treated and how they passed by on the other die like the Pharisees.

Well Done, Dewsbury!

The Penguin

Roger Thornhill said...

I'll wait until they turn up in Cash Converters.

man in the street said...

Glorious Leader starts his brain washing.

Anonymous said...

"Lessons in being happy"

Oh sweet jesus. How about lessons in SHIT THAT GETS YOU A JOB ffs.

Goodnight Vienna said...

Anon@ 08.41 And the Oxford Junior Dictionary contributes to the Glorious Leader's Cause. From today's Mail - when will this stupidity end?

http://tinyurl.com/64orfb

Words removed:
NATURE
Bluebell, budgerigar, cygnet, dandelion, gerbil, goldfish, guinea pig, kingfisher, magpie, marzipan, minnow, newt, piglet, primrose, starling, willow, wren.

CHRISTIANITY
Carol, cracker, holly, ivy, mistletoe, abbey, altar, bishop, chapel, christen, disciple, monk, nun, pew, saint, sin

HISTORY
Coronation, duchess, duke, emperor, empire, monarch, decade

Words added:
SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
Blog, broadband, MP3 player, voicemail, attachment, database, chatroom, analogue, incisor, square number, trapezium, food chain

SOCIETY
Celebrity, tolerant, vandalism, negotiate, interdependent, drought, biodegradable, bilingual

POLITICS
Citizenship, EU, euro, committee, democratic

LWTU said...

i read the guys explanation for why these words were added / removed, but no reason at all given why 7 year olds need to know "Citizenship, EU, euro, committee, democratic".

what utter fucking bullshit.

i'm teaching my kid "emigrate".

Anonymous said...

wow, labour is suddenly bricking it somewhat

http://tinyurl.com/6pqwge

woman on a raft said...

You'd have thought 'gerbil' would have stayed in. Still, 'hamster' works as well, so I'm told.

wv 'bently'

Anonymous said...

OH, do you know anything about this one?

http://tinyurl.com/5a2wqc

Some Afghan was pulling in 175,000 quid on benefits PER YEAR with a million pound house thrown in for good measure!

i cant find any articles on her ANYWHERE bar this one mention.

fucking fuck am i angry now. more on this one please!!!!!

Old Holborn said...

Anon

Here

HERE

woman on a raft said...

Anon 09:19

If you use the search box on the Daily Mail website and put in the term:

Afghan mother-of-seven

It will pull up about six versions of the story, including interior shots of the house. The Mail covered it extensively, comparing the treatment the family received with that given to an ex-soldier, how some council workers were sacked, and that following the furore the family may be moved. The implication is that allocating the house to her was somewhat suspicious in the first place. However, the sacked contract workers say they were just applying the rules as they were bound to do and that they have been used as scapegoats.

"Mr Saiedi, a taxi driver, and his wife live separately but the size of the family - Nasir, 22, Jawad, 20, Fawad, 18, three girls aged 15, 13 and eight and another boy aged ten - meant they were entitled to a seven-bedroom home.

An Ealing spokesman said: 'As the Department for Work and Pensions told us, it was appropriate to put them in a seven-bedroom property because of the ages of the children. So we went to the private sector. The rents in the private sector were set in the new system in April.'


Take the blame to where it lives: it is the fault of ZNL for setting crap rules in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Cheers both of you, I searched google news but nothing there, and searching on her name only brought up the single article!

i'm now going out the back to swear loudly!!

Anonymous said...

Love it! I think it captures Karen Matthew's etheral beauty perfectly

Anonymous said...

I think I'll wait until I see the next 11. Most importantly where is the fucking 'wooden' display thing you nail to the wall?

woman on a raft said...

Anon 09:52 - if you go out the back for your cathartic therapy, have a ball-gag handy because Obo the clown has a story you need to read first.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Is it true that they printed little Shannons' picture on the labels of white lightning cider, like they do in America on milk cartons?

electro-kevin said...

Brilliant.

Send one to Kerry !

Old Holborn said...

Question

If the planet is now so warm, that 57 unelected "spokesmen" for the environment decided to close an airport, surely it would be better if the Police had used water cannon to disperse them?

Cato said...

New keyboard please, just spilt my coffee laughing!

poor bloody taxpayer said...

Thanks for that. Needed the laugh.

mad manc cunt said...

This blog is the dogs bollocks! Classic. Can't stop laughing.

Mrs.F.Uckedoff Chelmsford said...

Where do you get this from, how do you make it up..it is so funny, and soo true to form from the back of the Sunday ragmags. My poor disillusioned late mum used to buy jewellery from such trash mags spending silly amounts of money on the fucking shite offered, if she was here now and I showed her this she would have probably tried to order a one,
This is just so fucking funny

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Brilliant OH, woman on a raft said...
"Tha's no bleedin' good - they don't take credicards..."
So I've saved the pic as my PC Background.

fuchsia groan said...

Bloke down our local market selling the companion set, the Sleeping Beauty pill box collection, loving hand crafted in imitation porcelain. Just the thing for keeping the temazepan in.

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