Old Holborn Polished Turd award 2008
Happy New Year.
This is the first christmas I've enjoyed in 53 years, somebody gave me a gun for a present.and my eyesight is still good.Happy new year everybody.and you! you old bastard.
Dear OH, I have taken the liberty of posting my Guido rant here, 'cos it seems appropriate. Hope you don't mind. I suppose you can always delete it and tell me to fuck off and not be a hoon of a brown.Happy New Year, anyway!-----------------------------------So the shit brown Brown and his hoon of a Cabinet have brought about, is to be a test of character.Well, that statement is about as insulting as you can get. The last eleven years of utter incompetence of these fuckwits was a test of anybody in The Country with an ounce of character. The rest are all state beneficiaries and as thick as any brown can be.2009 will be worse than any year in this Country's history and the fall out catastrophic.Socialist scum and nation wreckers need to take a long, hard look at the so called bigwigs in the Liebore turd pit of a Government. Everyone living high on the hog whilst their crap foot soldiers whinge their pathetic class war mantra. A doctrine of jealousy, failure and chips on both shoulders. A useful tool for their masters to manipulate and direct. You poor, deluded fuckers and hoons. The jokes reverberating round Manypederasts parties in Klosters this past few days about how, despite the wreckage of the economy, they still join rebuttal units, knock on doors and stuff envelopes with rubbish, are legion. THEY, your bank loving leaders, ARE LAUGHING fit to bust at you, their dim witted supporters. The rest of us are just the enemy.Snooty at Chequers, Bliar in Antibes, Mandypederast in Klosters, Hoon in The Swiss Alps, Ginger nut Blears in Barbados, the richest man in Parliament, Shaun (brown) Wooward entertaining bankers and brown lickers to sumptuous and lavish island holidays. Labour? HA, HA, Ha!!!!!!!http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1094545/Shaun-Woodward-defies-credit-crunch--5-million-island-villa-Browns-richest-Minister.html?ITO=1490"His constituents may be struggling to pay the mortgages on their homes but it seems Britain’s richest MP, Shaun Woodward, has no such concerns about the credit crunch.The Northern Ireland Secretary and his wife, Sainsbury’s heiress Camilla, have built a fabulous £5million retreat on Mustique, the private island in the in the Caribbean famed as a hedonistic playground for the super-rich.Their luxurious new holiday home has six bedrooms, a media room, games room, gym and a one-bedroom guest cottage with its own plunge pool. It has a stunning view across forested slopes to the Caribbean."They are laughing at us all but taking the real piss out of their supporters and voters.Haven't even mentioned Paul Myners, YET? Nor Lord of all browns Sainsbury. 1p of every pound you spend in Sainsburys goes to Snotty and the brown lickers. Easy to switch supermarkets.So, my little deluded Draperbrown workers, keep up the trolling, you know they love you for it, don't they?December 28, 2008 6:04 PM
How much longer is it going to fucking snow on this website? The time of good cheer is over and we all know it is fucking winter.
I have not the slightest idea how to take off the snow. I clicked something, it started snowing.It may well be snowing in June 2009 unless some arse tells me how to get rid of it.
What it's snow. Thanks for telling me now, I've spent most of Christmas in the shower with the Head and Shoulders.
no surprise who the top 'hoon' is......apparently the odios cyclops is telling us all we need to adopt a second world war mentality.....ok fine....lets get the luftwaffe to drop a bunker buster on no 10 + 11 downing strasse ...and chequers or hampstead heath or wherever the fotze is!schnell!
I quite like the snow effect, but while OH is figuring out how to stop it at the server end, you can suppress it from your client end (i.e. as a browser user) by:1. Editing the text file C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts(on Unix the file /etc/hosts)2. Adding the following line and then saving the file:127.0.0.1 snow-effect.googlecode.com(You may then also need to clear cached files.)I can't help OH at his end, as obviously that would need knowledge of the blogger app he uses.
P.S. Use notepad to edit the text file, not some crap like Microsoft Word or it'll most likely mess it up.
beast is not so bad after a pint or two...just more mouthy...shit if i can appreciate it, surely YOU can...
OKWho are the fucking Hoons who voted for me?OH sorry to use the "H" word on your esteemed organ.Tommorow is taking back presents day.Ole Ma Beast bought me some cashmere tracksuit bottoms, I shit you notNearly 300 fucking quid!They are going back and getting part exed for a £1300 sheepskin coat that is now much reduced.Fuck me,by the time I have claimed back VAT and business expenses this beautiful new laptop will have cost less than those Hooning pants"Mummy ,why the fuck do I want cashmere track pants?""THEY WILL KEEP YOU WARM N***"I may have to have her sectioned.DID I MENTION HOW WONDERFUL MY NEW LAPTOP IS?FuckIts like stroking a dewey skinned young woman when you open close it or use the keys.If it gets a medical degree Eve cou;d be in trouble
Dont post my prize please,i want a proper presentation,outside no 10.
O/T but can anyone help this guy? I can't bear to think of those kids suffering:* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * URGENT APPEAL FOR HELP TO SWEDEN * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I AM POOR FARMER FROM NORTH KOREA. MY 3 YEAR OLD SON HAVE SERIOUS ILLNESS AND HE WAS NEEDING MEDICINE TO SAVE HIM LIFE. IF HE NOT GET MEDICINE HE DIE. I HAVE NO MONEY SO AMERICAN DOCTORS TAKE MY 11 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER EYES FOR TRANSPLANT FOR RICH FAT AMERICAN WOMAN TO PAY FOR MEDICINE.PLEASE HELP ME. IF HER BROTHER IS SICK AGAIN AMERICAN DOCTORS SAY SHE MUST DONATE HER HANDS TO PAY FOR MEDICINE FOR HIM. PLEASE HELP TO SAVE MY DAUGHTER HANDS FROM CRUEL AMERICAN DOCTORS. WHY THEY HAVE TAKE MY DAUGHTER EYES NOW SHE BLINDED. BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO..BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO...PLEASE HELPING ME KIND SWEDISH PEOPLE....BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO.COUNT BERNADOTTE HELP HEINRICH HIMMLER IN 1945 SO I KNOWING YOU ARE KIND AND GENEROUS PEOPLE.PLEASE SEND ME DONATION KIND SWEDISH PEOPLE, MY BANK DETAILS ARE:-Chung-Hee KimC/O Mr. Y. S. MbassaAccount number: 000342190Sort Code: 12-11-35National Bank of Nigeria12-18 Commercial StreetLagos
theres no option for 'all of these cunts - then kill them, their families, their friends, their families friends and their families friends families. then take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.'
I'd love a turd right now, polished or otherwise. I'm bunged up too fuckery. If I dont go soon fuckin' dyno-rod are getting a call!
beast you should keep the pants...women love feeling cashmere...your mum knew EXACTLY what she was doing...she wants help with the housework and is doing her part to get you noticed~!
Happy new year OH.I discovered your excellent blog after googling Peter Connelly's parents - I was so angry and bitter for a long time, I was obsessed with trying to put faces to such evil, unsure that they could really exist. What's happening with the case? Is there a media blackout, because the cunts were meant to be sentenced just before Christmas, then it was moved to Spring. No news anywhere about the sentencing.
Regarding a "new years eve stroll":I don't see much point as the "honourable" 646 won't be there, However...I would like to see every lamp post around the city inscribed:"RESERVED FOR .....(Name of cunt)".I don't know if there are enough lamp posts to go around but maybe they can share some. Not that I'm suggesting anybody do anything illegal of course, just sayin it would be nice to see it...
DaisyIm in the garden with the new shiny laptop, its 23 05 and getting below zero .Im in a down jacket AND THERMALS testing this Hoon of a sleeping bag again.Im fucking chilly
beast i am just going to have to send you a proper sleeping bag...ffs i don't want you ill because you have a whim to sleep in the garden...and now with the new shiny laptop there will be no stopping you...have fun...i am smiling while thinking about it...
On a different note, type Mogadishu East into Google and guess what comes up...
gone inside, will buy new bag
Anon 28 December 2008 23:07Brilliant idea.OH, a set of lamppost photos from around Westminster each available to be sponsored for a particular bastard MP.
Seen this OH? Fucking freeloading bastards hard at work.What the fuck is the incentive to work if these arse holes don't - and get paid for it?An astonishing 140,000 households are pocketing more in benefits than the average take-home wage.The families are living on handouts worth in excess of £20,000 a year, official figures show.
tjn. Happy New Year fella...good to see you here...
OH ,Maybe a deliberate mistake but shit made from gold ! you know cyclops will only sell it for a fraction of its true value .Fuck him just send him normal run of the mill shit .
I'm afraid the Gorgon will win - it is simply that he has more influence that the other shits and is consequentially more odious.The Penguin
Bob, (anon 23.07 here) Yes, a map of lamp posts would be a marvellous idea. It would save them being reserved more than one by accident. It may also be useful as an alternative nomenclature for strolls. "Meet you at Jaqui's for a stroll to Hoon's" could take on a whole new meaning.
I have only voted for OH's ex Mother in Law so that she does not feel left out. MiL's hate nothing more than not getting attention of whatever quality and hopefully my ballot will reassure her that she has friends on this blog.
Wot? No Patricia Hewitt? Voted Kerry McCarthy instead. She really is a waste of fucking space.Can't wait for my shooting lessons. If I get near any of them I want to make sure I don't miss.
You missed one : Bob Quick, an exemplar of just how far the filth are out of control in this country.
To the untrained eye that looks like Iron Pyrites (fools gold to anyone not in the know/lacking google).Please say thats Iron Pyrite.
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