Thursday, 20 November 2008

New Conservative Poster


Hat tip to Lord Elvis

22 comments:

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Not funny, OH.

Lord Elvis of Paisley said...

You're quite correct.It really isn't funny at all, and that's the point. Thanks OH.

marksany said...

If you live as a client of Gordo in the welfare state or quangoland, the next 5 years could be OK!

There are now more of them.

WV: trimp

The Grime Reaper said...

One day he'll be mine.

Lord Elvis of Paisley said...

"If you live as a client of Gordo in the welfare state or quangoland, the next 5 years could be OK!

There are now more of them."

As a wise man once said, Labour love poor people. Every time they're in power they make more of them.

WV: duressel (no shit)

Anonymous said...

What a cunt.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

McMental is a Psychotic scoming closet queen.
I dont intend to stay in his fucked up diverse idyl.
The Beast intends to become a Mohammedan and move to Iran where pooves get hung from cranes with nylon rope.
Good business opp: buying up redundant cranes as the construction industry collapses then export them to Iran.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

Mr Oh
Could you call me at the office tomorrow?
word veri
mandiess (really)
Bout 2 pm?
I will be sober and promise not to mention blood queening

Old Holborn said...

oh FFS Beast, who have I offended now?

I'm not going through another "vaseline torture" with Martin fucking Kemp again.

Old Holborn said...

By the way Beast, what is the telephone number of the Glory Hole, Waterloo Gents?

Anonymous said...

Jesus fuck! If its not Gordon it will be Dave, there is no hope.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

I didnt know that there was one.
I have a subscription to 192.com
Would you like me to get the number for you?
Seeing as how you are a 1980's pop legend might I suggest tht you meet up with George Michael on Hampstead Heath, you could talk about the good old days (+:

andrew ridgeley said...

Tarts

it's either banned or compuslory said...

That put right off my custard.

Arkangel said...

If you want to get rid of Snotty, then that's not a bad poster at all.

Henry Crun said...

I don't have Photoshop, but a better poster image would be Britain 2015: that picture of Gordon superimposed over an old Soviet pic pf people queuing for bread.

fuchsia groan said...

Cyanide all round. Make mine a large one.

Robert the Biker said...

"Cyanide all round. Make mine a large one."
A better idea; make HIS a large one, and pump it straight up his arse.
Will no one rid me of this one eyed cunt of doom?

Deep Throat said...

What is the telephone number of the Glory Hole, Waterloo Gents?

Same as the number of singles and albumn sales of European super group Focus.

I hear that post 40 years of age the "range" goes tits up. What a shame OH, it WAS quite impressive, if frightening and frankly manic.

wv hokuspokus

The Penguin said...

Hmmmmmm, since I have some spare space on my (American ) web hosting service, I am tinkering with the idea of acquiring (when funds permit) a domain name along the lines of Jackboot-Jacquis-Bunny-Ranch.com or similar, and then spending some time (sick bucket close to hand) Photoshopping ZNL wimmen's heads onto revolting photographic images of fat ugly old women ( you know the sort I mean!!) and setting up a virtual bordello.

Of course, to be fair to the fair sex, I would have to offer some hot gigolo action as well.

Naturally, I feel that local government are equally part of the problem and should therefore be treated in the same manner.

The Penguin

The Penguin said...

As a "quick and dirty" example:

http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/2008/11/hot-yvette.html

I shall probably have to delete this in the name of public decency, so hurry along :-)

The Penguin

John Pickworth said...

Henry Crun said...

... Gordon superimposed over an old Soviet pic of people queuing for bread.

Optimist.

You're supposing there will be a supply of bread for people to queue for? Or those able to afford it?

More likely the middle classes will be queuing up at Banquet Plus (the former Jobcentre network) for their Government supplied daily bowl of gruel (A delicious blend of Norfolk rice and synthetic ICI protein).

Just the middle classes? Oh yeah, naturally the rich will have fled the country to become refuges in places like Iran or Bangladesh. The poor will have been 'disposed of' as surplus to requirements after the imposition of Newer New Labour's one party rule in 2013.

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