Hazel, it is going to end in tears.
"Get out of that fucking chair before I call the SAS"
UPDATE: Shit, how rude am I? Massive hat tips to Guido, DK, Swiss Bob and most of all, the people who took time out of their time to show up today. You know who you are (well apart from the Beast) and I am genuinely grateful. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. Thanks for the comments, all of you, including Dollys lot. As Derek has told you, those who own the present, get to write History.
UPDATE 2: This little thing followed us around all day. It was already waiting for us at the pub. Still, if you've done nothing wrong eh? (parked on double yellows too, I thought that was a capital offence)