Sh*ite, I'm a chav so that rules me out I guess.
And I'm older than 22 so that's me gone as well.What's with the pitchforks made in Portugal? I remember a time when the English made the finest pitchforks in the world - and we knew how to use them. Nowadays they'd probably be used for stirring our Neighbourhood & Families Risotto at the annual barbecue.
Fuck me, Mandelson must be getting desperate! wv pediasen
Jacqui Fuckface saying 'UK must learn lessons of Mumbia' and 'anti-terror strategy in the UK will be reviewed'. Fucking shockerooni.
She sounds high maintenance....
What? So you're meant to ask the butcher? Err...mate, about that sign in the window? I reckon it's been put up by a relly but even so... and to be a little snooty, the commas are indicative of a poor education therefore making the Chav comment rather ironically humourous. Fnar fnar.
That will be Bernie Ecclestone's ex-wife Slavica advertizing for a replacement.
What can I say, I've let my standards slip.
Thought it said "boyfriend wanked".Vaguely on that subject, regarding their treatment of Heroin addicts, is it worth travelling to Switzerland and claiming to suffer from a sex addiction?
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