- They are going to get stabbed or shot. This is Lambeth. Deepest darkest Lambeth.
- You do not teach children to behave by massaging their feet. Mankind is 2 million years old and has not needed foot massage to control unruly youth, so why now? All species teach their offspring to behave by giving them a clout round the ear if they step out of line.
- The "charity" doing all this useless bollocks is a classic Lee Jasper public money sponge, staffed by the sort of people who like expenses paid trips to Africa every three months to "research" new herbs.
It's all bollocks. I confidently predict that within one year, this will be hailed an enormous success and rolled out to prisons where rapists, murderers and child killers can "de-stress" at the taxpayers expense with a nice relaxing Rieki massage from Willow Huntingdon Smythe (Member of the Institute of Stupid Old Bags waving scented candles about).
Utter cock. I'm off to punch a hippy.