Friday, 17 October 2008

A world full of CUNTS


A new series perhaps, unpolitical but full of venom and bile, to try and push my readership towards to 1,000 a day mark, when I can get proper pound coins from adverts instead of just the usual death threats.

I shall undertake to document some of the many countries I have visited. Those reading need to understand that with the exception of two girls from Sweden who I met in a Knightsbridge Hotel a long, long time ago, I hate pretty much everyone. And everything.

To be offended takes YOUR permission. Resist. Let the water run off the ducks back. Send no death squads.

Read the next thrilling instalment.


Scottish CUNTS. Free CD. Coming soon.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

asshole

SaltedSlug said...

That is EXACTLY what I need right now. Everyone is a cunt who both wants and needs to be told as such.
Cut loose.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Oh God. How fucking tiresome.

I'm gonna shit on your head and you'll love it said...

You'll never get EVERY Scotch cunt on one CD surely!!

Tuscan Tony said...

That's you with the plastic beakers, surely?

tb said...

That's right, start easy.

Anonymous said...

I seem to remember a picture of you in a kilt on the GOM forum, did the oysters not go to well with the champers?!

electro-kevin said...

Goodness ! That lassie needs to see a gynocoligist - I think she may have a prolapsed womb.

Nancy's stout said...

How on earth have you managed to reproduce a scene from one of Mr Salmond's dreams during the current SNP conference?

Old Holborn said...

Obo the clown said:

Oh God. How fucking tiresome.

Help yourself to a full refund. If I have to sit through your shite videos of nineties one hit wonders, you can sit through my bigoted spite filled rants.

Will we be seeing you on the 5th?

woman on a raft said...

Are all your holiday photos like this? Only you should remember to write whose bollocks they are because after a few years it is difficult to remember and it's embarassing if they've changed so much that you don't recognize them the next time you see them.

Well, that's what I always find.

The Lakelander said...

This photo made me think about this spoof advert for the "Ball Bra."

Old Holborn said...

Spoof advert?

Try the REAL thing

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QwGK6hSjDWc&feature=related

The Lakelander said...

Yet more proof that the truth is stranger than fiction...

Old Holborn said...

woman on a raft has gone very quiet.

God alone knows what will happen when Lillith see's it.

Old Holborn said...

Anonymong @00:02

(drunk, no doubt)

OH is staunchly proud of his Buchanan heritage. He wears the colours with pride. Just last year he feasted on the banks of Loch Lomond, his ancestrial home, with his offspring and fellow Buchanans a plenty. It was a long night.

Can you say the same of Croydon?

woman on a raft said...

Had to wait until the resident dude was out of the way to hear the commentary, then find it is Croatian. The only word I could understand was written on the underpants. What's the good of that? It's not like you can order the young man from the catalogue. Now I've got to go to Croatia.

This I'm told, isn't funny.

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