Sunday, 5 October 2008

Stasi CUNTS!

"The tapes are running, the connections crackling, and the Stasi man listens in"
Courtesy of Mr Eugenides

Ministers are considering spending up to £12 billion on a database to monitor and store the internet browsing habits, e-mail and telephone records of everyone in Britain.GCHQ, the government’s eavesdropping centre, has already been given up to £1 billion to finance the first stage of the project.

Hundreds of clandestine probes will be installed to monitor customers live on two of the country’s biggest internet and mobile phone providers - thought to be BT and Vodafone. BT has nearly 5m internet customers. [...]

Further details of the new plan will be unveiled next month in the Queen’s speech.

The Home Office stressed no formal decision had been taken but sources said officials had made clear that ministers had agreed “in principle” to the programme.


I may now have to go and lie down
Update: I've had a lie down and now I am angry. We spent trillions fighting the Soviet Bloc, people died. And now OUR masters use exactly the same methods as "the evil empire" did. What is the fucking point of pretending we live in a democracy any more?


Anonymous said...

I'd be on the phone to BT/Vod pronto to get an explanation.

**Message to GCHQ snoopers, if you're listening. Fuck.Off.You.Cunts.**

Shirking From Home said...

Fuck off and leave me alone you cunts.

BristolDave said...

Gordon Brown
Tony Blair

Oh, sorry, did that set off your "bad word" detectors, you snooping nosy cunts?

Fuck off and leave us all alone. The world WILL survive without your misguided intervention.

Sir Henry Morgan said...


My brother and I have been doing that sort of stuff for over 20 years - ever since the thatcherbitch introduced monitoring of the phone exchanges using the Key Words system.

What essentially happens is all conversations are monitored, but the system is programmed to pick up certain key words. If a key word is detected, then that particular conversation is later referred to a human to read and make a judgement on.

We had it figured that if enough conversations were referred to humans, then sooner or later the system would fold. So we used to (and still do to this day, even though he now lives in Australia) sprinkle every conversation with words that might possibly be on the key word lists. We just hope to waste as much of their time as we can.

All it'll take is enough people doing it ...

Anonymous said...

I don't care about them monitoring my boring email or conversations etc where the hell are they getting the money from to do it that really pisses me off.

PS gun ,bang ,mi5 ,explosive, my brothers ,tossers.

dick the prick said...

Iceland is getting forced to join the Euro. Quelle surfuckingprise. Mandy cunt's been brought in for federal shite. Bollox to them being benders.

Anonymous said...

Clearly the moneys coming from tax payers. We are funding them to snoop into our lives.Surely most people dont want this but of course in our socialist democracy we have no choice.
How fucking angry does a person get before spontaneous combustion happens ? Im sure i cant be far away. What ever happened to the British spirit ? Why is it when i talk to people about this i get looked at like im some kind of fucking freak whos making this shit up ? The indiginous population seems pusillanimous or just plain fucking ignorant towards this fucked up dystopia.
If these cunts are allowed to get away with this we may as well shoot all our kids, we`ll be doing them a fucking favour. What kind of life will there be for future generations ? Something must be done.

electro-kevin said...
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Martin J said...

For any of you out there that dislike New Labour, well this is for you - This is utterly Brilliant!

theonlypossiblejones said...

Botulinum toxin bomb missile fissile secret service blair (he's a cunt)terror action military fraction jihadi allah akbhar downing street financial meltdown brown (another cunt)...can I have my 42 days worth of free three squares now?

Bobsheadrevisited said...

Security will make you free, comrades!

The more secure you are the more free you are. Free of all worry and doubt.

Stop thinking. Stop worrying.

The Party is taking care of everything.

Now, go to sleep…

Anonymous said...

42 days is dead, apparently..:

Anonymous said...

If you demand that the nanny state care for all of your personal needs from cradle to grave, how is this considered to be an unacceptable intrusion?

Anonymous said...

I think the only answer is 1. complain to BT & Vodaphone if you use those services & then to make sure that all your emails/phonecallls etc contains a section of 'banned words' like one of the other commenters suggested. Here we go, lying warmongering whore B'Liar, incompetant snotgobbling cunt Brown, jihad, the brotherhood, twat features Mandy - now fuck off you cunts!

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