Dear RBS, LTSB and HBOS,
It appears that your accounts with us are in arrears, and you are now overdrawn by £37bn. Please be advised that we will be charging you interest of £200m per day.
You will also be charged £50m for this letter, this covers any admin, and falls under the 'serves you bastard well right' legislation.
Failure to repay will give us no option but to remove all fat cats from your company, and we will also reclaim any houses & cars from them, or indeed any of the vicious bastards who work for you.
The British Public
PS Please desist from taking any more "consolidation, one easy payment" loans from one eyed men or people with ridiculous eyebrows. It is a 419 scam. We realise you will continue to do exactly as you please, in the full knowledge that you will never be held accountable for your actions. But in the interests of public order, do not even think of rubbing it in. We WILL burn your houses right after we have torched the properties of the crazy 646.
OH still says we should have let the whole thing collapse, picked through the rubble for any salvage and started again from scratch. With currency based on gold reserves, not the contents of Rothschilds iPod.