Monday, 8 September 2008

We're not "handicapped", we can do anything you can do



Anyone who laughs is going to hell (I've booked the owners suite by the way)

13 comments:

Gordon said...

That's amazing - he should stop swearing and thank (God, his lucky stars, the fact that this additional adversity will make him more worthy of leading the country - delete as applicable)that he didn't split his head open on one of those metal edges rather than using swear words. If anyone believes Glenn Hoddle's philosophy then he must have done something really bad in a past life

leg-iron said...

I'm definitely going to Hell for laughing. Smoking will be banned in the other place anyway.

Some people need a reality check. When your legs aren't working there are some things you can't do, and you'll only damage yourself further by trying. What if there had been a crowd of people on that thing?

Actually, I shouldn't say it, but that would have been even funnier.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

You are an utter cunt, OH.

I have just sprayed the keyboard with whiskey (Jameson's) which exited from my nostrils at light speed.

Fuck. I'm going to Hell.

Rob Farrington said...

Hey, maybe they should make that a sport at the Paralympics!

Guess I'll see you all in hell, then.

Shades said...

The Darwin awards are live and well

Anonymous said...

I have much admiration for this chap. Theres nothing quite like taking the direct route whatever the consequences.However I have not laughed as apparently in hell you get ass raped by bearded lefty social workers who think there in heaven.

Anonymous said...

You sick fuck!

(snigger)

Old Holborn said...

Think of all money spent on Ramp Access, big bogs with handles, access lifts, sloping kerbs, bus ramps etc.,

Well worth it.

AngryDave said...

I laughed so much a little bit of pee came out.
I will see you all in hell. At least it wont be boring as all the strippers and lap dancers are going to be there.

Jessica said...

Wow, the first girl down was kind of boring. I didn't expect anyone to fall.

Billy Wallace said...

What a twat.

Bungee jumping is much safer,

Old Holborn said...

I LOVE Jamesons

Anonymous said...

Our only Wheelchair Hurdles racer. GO TEAM GB GOLD ALL THE WAY!

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