As they drone on about tractor statistics and grain harvests over the next few days, I thought I woud issue you all with my own Bullshit Bingo cards.
Print off and when one of the slimy shits uses any of the phrases below, simply tick it off. When complete, shout "house" and claim your free blowjob from Caroline Flint
Labour's Bull Shit Bingo - Free Entry
UPDATE: Guido is using his for his live Webcast of the PM's speech at 2:00 pm
Massive hat tip to Panopticon for creating the image above