Monday, 15 September 2008

I'm fucking starving me, innit

I would just like to wish all my Muslim readers a very happy Ramadam. To enter into the spirit of things, I would like to show you what you are missing




The Glasgow Munchy Box, containing:



Doner Kebab meat on top of a Naan Bread, maybe with some Glasgow Salad(chips)poking out from underneath.
Once the top layer has been removed, you can clearly see the two tubs of Sauce, the Glasgow Salad on the left and the Crappy Salad in the middle with the Onion Rings, Pakora and Chicken Tikka all huddledtogether for warmth on the right, laid out with the crappy salad atop the chips,a piece of chicken tikka balanced on top of the salads, an onion ring surrounding a piece of pakora, a wall of doner meat served with a feuille of naan with a choice of two sauces.




Fucking great eh? Better than 72 virgins anyway. And a sore arse




13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like the picture of Adam being Rammed !!!

Rick said...

Ah, the good old munch box! In the news today, apparently our health troubles up here in Jockland are not caused by our obsession with bevvy. deep fried pizza and lard, but by the weather! Not enough sunshine you see...

Rob Farrington said...

Anonymous, I bet you've waited years to be able to come out with that!

Good one, anyway!

Old Holborn said...

Rick,

Blogged it elsewhere

Vitamin D is to blame for bad health in Scotland

Not buckfast, scotch for breakfast, fried mars bars, heroin, 24/7 drinking, beating up the wife and bairns, fighting, stabbing , 60 Bensons a day, eating shite or supporting Celtic/Rangers and voting labour.

It’s vitamin D deficiency. Because the weather is bad. For some reason this does not affect Iceland.

My effing arse. Try eating something green for a change.

Wankers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7616421.stm


http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=21964&p=371575#p371575

mmm said...

Green stuff is what food eats.

Old Holborn said...

Says a man who has never tasted alligator steaks. Or corn fed chicken. Or fois gras. Or Veal. Or suckling pig. Or fresh scallops. Or Pike. Or Tuna. Or swordfish. Or lobster.

Do keep up.

Anonymous said...

You bastard, now I want a kebab.

Call me Infidel said...

You're a very bad man OH! Keep it up!

Rick said...

Eat something green?! But green is for celtic! No chance!

Rick said...

Anyway, we all KNOW that our lifestyle in Scotland is really really bad for our health, but the thing is, we just don't care. And that's the truth.

Antipholus Papps said...

There are no overweight people in Edinburgh! Having just spent a month in Edinburgh, I now look like Iggy Pop after a month on the cheap whizz. Just popping out for a pint of milk is serious cardio-vascular exercise!

Newgates Knocker said...

Fuck. I'm starving, even the goat looks appealing, despite where it has just been!!

thelunaticarms said...

I'd rather eat a whore's fanny that anything cooked by a koraniczombie. So long as it is a fine British Whore.

None of that cheap european shit. Plus, the constant crying puts you right off.

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