You have to laugh. I can just imagine them apologising to bog roll as they wipe their arses. In fact, just for that, I am off to chop a tree down. You made me do it.
Yup, off to torch the heather. Pity I can't take Sydnee with me...
Somewhere, very very close to those E-mentalists, there is the worlds tiniest violin playing...
Oh fuck, I feel terrible now after seeing that; I’ve just cut down a 120 of my trees to build my self a home,Fuck it, I’ve just cut down another 40 trees to build my workshop.See, I blame it all on my first ever boss, 1969, I was 15 years old, (yes I lie about my age) I was working a lathe when he came along and said, “you need to get your hair cut sunny” by the age of 20 I was working for myself, and telling all to fuck off,
At 1.11 is the bloke in the background trying to cop a gfeel of the mental bird's tits?
What a downer, man! I think they are taking a rather "glass half empty" approach here. I mean, they have got trees all around them! How many do they need? I think they should just hug the ones that are left and tell them they are beautiful enough to have been spared....Then they can carve mushroom shaped garden ornaments out of the ones that have been chopped down and eke out a living on the side of the A36. People can be so negative.
One of our 'ancient' willows has died after a lightning strike in August.FFS, even God hates trees!
Of course God hates willows. Most miserable tree on the planet.The North Peruvian Drunken Orgy tree on the other hand would make a great replacement.
And another thing, if Jesus was a carpenter then why? "Dad I'm the son of God""Yes, so your mother keeps saying, the lying bitch. Best have a backup trade though eh? In case you aren't eh? Now, this is a saw"
What a bunch of hippy freaks! If they think the rocks are so fucking amazing they should crawl back under one and die.
erm... Old Holborn my dear... These are Americans, not Eco anythings, just Americans. North Americans at that. Twats.
I think the're cute.Can I have one for Christmas?
No. It'll be me that has to feed it, take it for a walk and clean up its mess.Just like when you voted Labour, remember?
Machine gunnings to good for 'em.
They probably used gas guzzling Dodge Ram 4X4's to get to the forest in the first place... hypocritical twats !
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