Friday, 29 August 2008

You fucking wanker.


To the person who invented a piece of Malware called "Anti Virus 2008" that loads itself onto your PC through a codec and then destroys everything under the guise of being an anti virus program that you never wanted and can never get rid of:



I am going to rape your daughter with a cheese grater.

I am going to freeze my turds and then rub them, in slices, into the wounds that I intend to inflict on you, with salt, vinegar and lemon juice.

I am going to let blue bottles lay eggs in your wounds and then let their maggots feast on your flesh.

Then, I am going to drop red ants into your ears, insert scorpions into your anus and force a sea urchin down the little hole in your penis.

Then, I am going to take an inch of your flesh every day and feed it to my dog. An inch. Every day. Until you scream for death. The last thing you will feel is me and a Swiss Army knife, extracting a cubic inch of your brain and the last thing you will see is me feeding it to the dog.

Hannibal Lector was a fucking amateur compared to what I will do to you after fucking up my PC.

YOU BASTARD

13 comments:

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Actually, you fucking moron, if you read my blog, you would have seen this.

Codec my fucking arse, you fell for a scam! Hope you didn't pay for it, because if you did, you're now funding a bunch of Eastern European mafiosi!

Sucker!

Mark Wadsworth said...

Plan B, buy an Apple Mac type thingy.

Old Holborn said...

Obo, the fucking thing burst into my machine whilst watching dwarf lesbian porn.

Of course, I aint dumb. So researched the web on how to get rid of it. "delete shlwapi.dll" says every site.

So I do. And that's that. It's gone. And so is my operating system. Luckily, I back up all my data and keep everything of any importnce on a separate drive. But it's still a clean install of XP, seven hours of finding the right drivers and a fucking royal pain in the arse.

I want the cunt dead.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Yeah, yeah, pull the other one, cunt.

Anonymous said...

lern2internet noob

this malware wears his pants on top said...

Dear Mr Holborn

1) You are running Windows..check
2) You are running Internet Explorer..check
3) You are allowing popups..check
4) You are allowing scripts..check

Committing each of those idiocies concurrently is akin to dropping your pants in the middle of Main Street, bending over and shouting TAKE ME - I'M YOURS - and hardly leaves you in a position to complain about a sore anus.

Use Obnoxio's link and wise up.

mmm said...

Luckily, I read the whole item as it appeared on top of the list at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/22/anatomy_of_a_hack/
Published Friday 22nd August 2008 18:45 GMT
I scan their headlines every day, which only takes a few seconds and increases awareness.
Sorry for the helpful tone.

mmm said...

Sorry for being a complete arse.
Reprising the thread I checked the Obnoxio link.

nasty wacist said...

whenever I try switching to firefox I am unable to access loads of websites.

any one got any ideas?

if in doubt about a pute, ask a 10 year old said...

Step 1 - google "firefox I am unable to access loads of websites"

Step 2 - study

Step 3 - good spoof, I fell for it

Anonymous said...

Step 1 - get Opera
Step 2 - ?
Step 3 - profit

mmm said...

Step 1 - get Opera

Opera, out of the box, won't talk to IG Index; (Read my T-shirt) and most importantly El Reg advises security issues.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/21/opera_update/
My life is too short to keep re-inventing wheels; I am a user; I just want the effing kit to work without bothering me.
Viva Firefox!

Andrew said...

yeah i know i am very late in offering a solution. (only stumbled on you great blog last week) i use the free version of malwarebytes
http://www.malwarebytes.org/mbam.php
these scummy programs are still out there and have got sneakier and more insidious (much like most governments) ditch internet explorer (virus magnet) and use any browser such as google chrome, firefox, safari. they have basic security built in. they still will allow you to download these vile pieces of ransom ware if you so want, but they will let you know about. whats happened in your country is a good wake up and smell the corrupt coffee call here in Australia too. we are no where near as bad yet, but we could go there if we let em......thanks

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