Wednesday, 6 August 2008

A week in France

Drinking was light to moderate

Company was exceptional

Food was divine

She said thank you six times that night

The Camping Germans have a very different idea to "Fitness" than me.

Also, the worst music in the whole world can only be found in France. This is being played 24/7 and reaches new heights in the abuse of both the English Language and Global Climate Change deceipt. Truly utter, utter kack of the highest order. Enjoy

Wash my world you fucktard. I'll stick bleach up your arse, pour caustic soda down your jap's eye and force you to gargle with Zyclon B. French poof cunt.


Tuscan Tony said...

Supoib. The bottle collection tells the whole story, and delighted you avoided any tornadoes whilst in the land of m. Frog.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

La Belle France, c'est gastronomically superior, n'est-ce pas?

Glad you had a good time!!

Old Holborn said...

The germans were rather overbearing, the dutch and their fucking caravans clogging up the arteries and car parks and the almost complete lack of the Brits was rather refreshing.

No doubt they were all holidaying on the cheap somewhere in an Argos tent near Liverpool after blowing the equity on their Barratts homes on a 42" plasma, a signed Arsenal shirt from Ebay, Wii's for little Bradley and Chantelle and a hot tub (so hubby can finally leer at the neighbours wife in a bikini)

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Is that Polly Toynbee you're shagging?

Old Holborn said...

Fuck off Obo.

I can hear you now, wanking in front of a very large mirror and shouting your own name, whilst drooling at the sweat dribbling between your folds of glutenous hairy arse.

She's a posh bird. And she takes it up the council.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

It was Polly Toynbee then! And the fact that she takes it up the council explains why Polly's been talking more shit than usual.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

PS Congratulations, you shagger of the clumsy-beekeeper-faced woman, you.

Anonymous said...

Who is this Karyn lady anyway? And does she know that you have included her name in the filename? Or is this merely a piece of cunning misdirection?

Patrick said...

Nothing like being educated by pill popping rave music... ;-)

Old Holborn said...

@Anon 20:09

A fine beast, a talented (and extremely well paid) artist. In oils.

Not a whingeing, Cornwall trapped dauber at all.

If you knew my surname, you could view her gallery at .com

Obnoxio The Clown said...

If you knew my surname, you could view her gallery at .com

And if you hadn't fucked up the permissions.


Old Holborn said...

By the way, the English, nylon football shirted tourists are known as "the Monglais"


Rob Farrington said...

Was that YOUR cigarette in the pic?!?

You utter bastard, that was an enclosed space! What if a small child were to walk by your table and have an asthma attack? Or maybe be blinded by the smoke, and then trip and hit its head, thereby causing irreparable brain damage?

I can just see it now - Little Timmy being unable to react any more to even the sight of a teddy bear without shouting "EAUUURGH!!!*gurglegurgle*", and then drooling over his apron.

You libertarian types obviously have no regard for ANYONE else.

I'm disgusted, I really am.

Old Holborn said...

You'll be pleased to know that it was on the veranda of a rather good hotel on the Ile D'oleron.

Anyway, the table next to us were feeding their swarthy toddler Gauloise non filtre dipped in a butter vinegrette.

Anonymous said...
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Old Holborn said...

Sorry, due to a complete turd exposing my partner's name, address, occupation, date of birth etc to the Internet, anonymous comments are no longer allowed.

In an hour or so, I will know the identity, name and adress of the culprit and he can expect at least an equal and opposite reaction. If he lives that long.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Sorry, due to a complete turd exposing my partner's name, address, occupation, date of birth ...

I wouldn't worry, no-one reads this shit anyway. :o>

ranter said...

Les Monglais! C'est superb!!!!

Mouthbreathing cunts!

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