GB:- Sorry I cannot join you today on your Spanair flight from Madrid to Las Palmas, as I have to go to Afghanistan and China but I just want to wish you all a happy holiday.
GB "Honest mate, I didn't mean to actually get your shoulder with the mobile phone...just pracising my shot put..ha ha"Injured Yes Man "That's alright, Gordon, no harm done"
Mrs Brown: "My husband can stick his fingers up his nose to the second knuckle"Hacks: "How does he smell?"Mrs B: "Terrible!"Cue: sycophantic laughter, roll around on aircraft floorLunchtime O'Hack: "More Dom Perignon, Carlos!"
I ran this elsewhere as wellHave a hearthttp://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=21708
Brown aides feign amusement while looking for the exit.
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