I can see it now. A fleet of Espaces and Volvo's hurtling down the M4 to Heathrow to drop off Tarquin and Chlamidya, fresh from "Uni" clutching their media studies degrees. Squeals of delight from Mummy and Daddy and the rest of the Islington Cliteratti as they board the plane for their first "foreign assignment" in the big welcoming world of the BBC, all funded of course, by me.
Number of Team Great Britain Competitors going to China for the Olympics = 305
Number of BBC staff going to China for the Olympics = 437
Source: Private Eye
I hope your fucking planes crash, you cunts.